Bullish!
To the moon!
More time to build robots now! 15 trillion mkt cap by the end of the year
People hate him so much they won’t buy his cars but they’ll totally line up to get his robots some day. Lmao.
Unfortunate word to describe a Tesla…when they crash, they burn
Robot gonna flop harder than the cybertruck.
Sure, but my brand new 2026 Tesla just ran into a pole because I was dumb enough to trust the software that still isn’t done over a decade after Elon promised.
Will they? Or will his robots be just as 'real' as his self-driving cars and mars colonies? Meaning something that never actually happens.
Yes, why not? There's absolutely no risk in having a robot in your house that can be reprogrammed at any time by a fascist billionaire. Everything will be fine, trust me with your life, bro.
Why would anyone buy a car in which the passengers would burn to death after an accident because the doors cannot be opened?
That’s harsh as January 2025 was already times when Tesla sales were crashing.
Genuinely hilarious to see the stock is back up today again.
Post the video
Stock up 2%
The real problem has been that the American market has pretty much held up, especially in places like California where the Model Y is still the best-selling EV by a mile. As if it wasn't bad enough voting for a far-right pervert and despot, you kept on buying his sponsor's main product.
The Cybertruck was a soft target in making a "branded" version of something that already existed. The robot is a fantasy
Best to start taking deposits now too 😉
More room in factories to make Optimus. Buying 5000 more shares!
Yeah let's bring a multi hundred pound death machine into the house from one of the world's foremost white nationalists. Hope you don't invite any non white people over.
Tariff barriers are the only reason. Tesla is sunk outside of the US.
$1.4T valuation while Rivian is at $18B Gooooot it…makes sense.
Chinese robots will be 10x better and half the price
Stock soaring!!! The robots are coming
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And beyond!
There won’t be any robots.
15trn, come on, guy, we all know everything is getting rolled into SpaceX -- and they are gonna have a moonbase by 2027 and Mars by 2028... and tons of data centers in space! 100trn market cap! BULLISH!
Tesla had a $30B market cap in 2015, so things kinda line up more or less.
It can't flop if it doesn't exist. Unless the remote operator takes off his headset.
I mean wouldn't that be the ultimate flop for investors?
Their sales declining in California too. Over than 11% in 2025, continuing a downward trend. Should be more but at least it's going in the right direction.
Between space x bc tesla 4% of your S&P retirement fund will be under Elon. No thanks, buy way more international. VT and forget about it
Or keep using Twitter.
If you keep saying that, people will believe it. And is one of the reasons Tesla maintains a stupid price. The reality is Tesla is lower that the highs they were in 2022. Anyone that has made money in Tesla on average bought well before that and sold around 2022. If they bought after, the stock has been a dog. It has ups and down and is way over priced but since 2022 it has performed worse than the market.
Robot will not even make it to market. Possibly some prototypes (that do only a couple of very specific things like dance or serve popcorn) but it is all horse shit at this time.
Ya this is on the top of significant declines already.
I know someone that bought in around $440 in 2024. It been a shit stock for him. The reality is the stock has been shit since 2022 highs. Now it is just up and downs with overall no one making money. (Just money transferring between people and a net gain of zero)
Tesla is not a car Company. Tesla is a dream Company. It sells wonderfull dreams and all These phantasies are just around the corner. They will come at the end of the year always.
Well, not beyond, as they shellved their Mars plans currently...
Nah. I am doing fine without them. Why would i increase my budget during this economy?
Of course it won't. It's a sci-fi fantasy just like Mars colonies. Musk learned his lesson in the dot-com days that you get far more investments by hype than reality, that the size of your targets is more important than meeting them. Apparently you can just move on to the next big promise before they realize you didn't deliver. It's an infuriating failure of capitalism and a tragedy for actual technology. From Theranos to Hyperloop to Starship we keep wasting countless billions on stuff that was never going to work but made huge promises, meanwhile there are tons of smart people with good ideas who can't get their ventures funded for the sin of having humble and realistic business plans. That's what irks me the most about the cultists, they act like Musk conjures money out of thin air - so as long as Tesla or SpaceX etc make some advancements, it's a win, nothing's wasted. They have no concept of opportunity cost.
He made himself hateable. This is the outcome. I own a Tesla and will never buy another because of his antics. Had a new Model S lined up, but bought a used Mercedes EQS instead. The quality is light years ahead of my Tesla.
Tariffs are probably the only reason Teslas haven’t absolutely tanked in the US - I’d be so interested to see what the US market and consumers reaction to brands like BYD, Zeekr, Lynk&Co or even the Huawei brands would be like…
That’s because I bought 2 shares. It’s my gift. Buy a stock and it instantly goes down.
I could buy a new MG3 for US$12,800 today. Being sold as used but it has 30 km on the clock. https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2024-mg-mg3-core-auto-my24/OAG-AD-25569620 SZP1 MY24 Core Hatchback 5dr Auto 4sp 1.5i How do you think that would go in the US?
I bought it on my first telsa and it almost crashed me twice, I never again used it. I am not dying beta testing software.
These early MGs sold well here in Aus but to be honest they were the last of chinas ‘shitty’ era cars, they’re ancient tech, crap to drive and unreliable, the jump from this gen MG3 to the new MGs like the MG4 is enormous, it’s like they jumped 2-3 generations at once. MGs sold in well because they were dirt cheap and had a long warranty, MG’s since drastically improved their products and raised prices, but their sales have dropped - they’re in that ‘not quite as good as Korean but not cheap enough to buy over rivals’ territory now. To be honest, the SAIC/MG cars aren’t china’s best. GWM, BYD and Geely group products are genuinely very good, and not just ‘good for the money’, they’re mature, solid products now have really started selling in high numbers here.
No worries bro, the next version will totally fix everything. Coming out aaaany now. \--Most gullible people on the planet.
Sex robots are so Jan 2026 bro. Moon bases and datacenters in space are the new TSLA/SpaceX shiny objects.
Europeans don’t forget. Americans need to stay the course. Musk has too much wealth and power and is more dangerous than Trump
Robo taxis killing Americans coming to a city near you in 2020 no wait 2025 no wait 2026 or maybe 2028
😆😆😆
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