Tesla goes through another head of North American sales

Stock should skyrocket now then….

Just a random link... No explanation

No need, Tesla is simply replacing scapegoat

another one of the founding employees at xai quit today too

Nobody want to be on a sinking ship.

The SS Tesla has struck the iceberg. Peple are scrambling for lifeboats.

He was "VP of Information Technology, AI Infrastructure, Business Apps, and Information Security" and Tesla brains decided to put that type of person in *Sales*, which I mean c'mon.

Who cares about the biggest loser?

Elon wants someone willing to fudge the numbers. You either commit fraud or you’re out. Tough spot to be in. I have a feeling Tesla’s sales numbers are far, far worse than Elon is letting on.

Yeah, that's the problem...the head of sales.

The real head of sales is Elon and he’s toxic waste for any buyer

If Tesla wasn’t just a Gofundme for Russian and Saudis to reward Elon’s DOGE actions and operated as an actual company sales would matter.

“But Elon, people don’t want to buy electric cars from racist Trump bros.” “Tell them how exciting it is to drive with your hands two inches above the wheel so you can turn away before FSD runs you into a tree. And you’re fired.”

and another one

Rats. Ship.

This. I’ve lived through Enron and WorldCom. And the collapse of Arthur Anderson. Any of these Fortune 500 frauds need a cfo and executives who are willing to be “ambitious” with reporting. (Booking pre-sales as revenue, offering financing to low-credit countrrpartites to boost sales, an all sorts of shenanigans that wouldn’t survive and audit or GAAP reporting. Sarbane’s Oxley was supposed to combat this by forcing executives to attest that the numbers are legit…but Elon isn’t worried about that. Trump won’t ever prosecute Elon for financial fraud as long as Elon keeps his mouth shut about Epstein.

That is why Elon went full pedo The MAGA combo platter will fix sales

Should be an easy job. Only have to manage folks doing nothing all day. Key is north American sales, so any sales outside of the United States are out of reach. Just needs to seel millions of units to themselves out of the country and then add in musks appreciateing value.

Or worse they had a salesperson in the technical side.

Exactly who is dumb enough to take the job???

You forgot related party transactions