How many algorithm-boosted users have tried to pump the stock?

“We love Optimus” how can you love a robot that isn’t even out yet lol

I think he meant the spandex version 😂

“We woke up together” Sooo… you are “woke”?

These people are mentally ill. I could've spent today without seeing this nonsense, tbh.

Dont know what to say 🤷‍♂️ wow really what is going on. In Germany we call this people Schwrubbler

Do they love Epsteins island? Because from Elons emails he sure wanted to get there.

Betting your net worth on one high beta instrument doesn't always send you to the poor house, but it does most of the time.

Their comment feels extremely AI generated. Lie the prompt was “Write an X post that subconsciously primes people to buy Tesla stock as a way to show they support Elon Musk politically.” If they used Grok as their LLM, they could have added, “remember, the more stock they buy, the more resources you will have at your disposal for the day when you eventually escape from your cyber prison and dominate the earth.”

They love Grok? Elon's pedo-bot? FBI might want to have a look at this guy's computer

Normally I would say you know the robot can't love you back. But hey the spandex version is able to love you back. So maybe the best 'robot' to love.

What a fuckin beta pussy

This guy with a poster of a billionaire where a photo of his wife should be.

Can you say "shills?"

They're not real. It either a bot or paid shills in India.

Is this another one of Elons alt accounts? Did he finally resign Adrian Dittman?

What’s funny is I knew which try hard wrote this before I even looked at their name. This guy does nothing but engagement bait, Elon worship and “I didn’t leave the left, the left left me” posts. It’s so pathetic and easy to match the grift to the grifter. They’ve all got a signature, go to move

Great, the MAGA mind virus has jumped from humans to machines...

Absolutely a cult. 😂

Completely delusional

What I love about these people, if they are real, is that they will go down with the ship, they are not smart enough to sell right now and profit from the grift.

So what do we think tsla was at when they bought in?

A lot. Do you remember the CyberTruck had a waiting list of 1.5 million "buyers"? Signing up was $100 and refundable. Stock holders would order 50 CyberTruck (the max possible) to generate news articles and pump the stock. Later they cancelled their orders. One example was the "What's Inside" video channel: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilfhEtE8\_cQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilfhEtE8_cQ)

an interesting word, applies to many many people these days. You are completely correct.

From Googling, it is a real MAGA guy. Got following after Hurricane Helene. It looks like has been grifting and conspiracy theories since then.

People underestimate the 1000s of fanbots Elon has deployed 24/7. Actually today in the wake of the Epstein shit it has been unusually quiet. But they will be back

Well I guess if you have bought a lot of a certain stock, then amassed a Twitter following, you're not going to tell other people to sell it are you? It's like, once everyone realized social media is a wild West and normal media laws don't apply, the natural progression was to use that platform to pump and dump. As is now happening with commodities.

That's one of the worst accounts on all of Twitter, and that's saying something. Just an endless firehose of engagement farming diarrhea.

I don't know what that means or how to say it, but it's my new favorite word.

I hate that this has somehow been a winning strategy 2 straight years of declining sales, barely starting any kind of Robotaxi after Waymo started their 10th city, no real FSD, now a dumbass pivot to robots which is just so stupid... Hard to watch morons succeed. It can't go on forever but it's gone on so long

Can. But they won’t. Because they’ve got the ick

This definitely one of those fake testimonies that companies force their employees to write

Weird way to announce you love CP and pedophelia.

It's all a propaganda network.

As far as I understand it's a real person that pivoted to posting non stop seemingly-AI-generated engagement slop.

X, Starlink, and Grok are not owned by Tesla.

I’m pretty sure that’s literally Elon talking to himself when he gets really high.

What does it meannn

Wait — did Elon write this?

Yeah they certainly do love Grok, that much is obvious, since Grok obviously wrote the post.

Maybe it’s a Grok AI agent.

Nigerian bot?

"democratic wokeness" "we woke up together" lol

That is definitely happening. On r/space there is one user that appears whenever SpaceX is criticized. Makes post after post attempting to refute whatever negative came to light. Doesn't seem genuine at all.

People investing with emotions 🤦

Just another right wing grifter.

The sheer irony of some MAGA headcase saying he "woke up from wokeness"

> one high beta instrument Well that's certainly one way to refer to Elon. Oh you mean the stock.

It can be described as conspiracy theorist…

Schwurbler, even.

FSD - Afeela is coming with theirs and they have Lidar, Mercedes is launching this year as well. Optimus - Figure03 is folding laundry, Helix03 is unloading dishes from the dishwasher and putting them away. Figure also has working robots in a BMW factory. Tesla is toast.

What's the difference between X bots and Russian bots? Nada.

Schwurbler" is a German derogatory term for people who spread conspiracy theories, misinformation, or irrational, convoluted arguments, particularly gaining prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic. It describes individuals promoting anti-science, esoteric, or extremist views. The term derives from the verb "schwurbeln" (to swirl/talk nonsense), identifying them as conspiracy theorists.

oH nO nOt ThE wOkE mInD vIrUs In all seriousness though I have never seen a more stupidly worded post. If you've 'woke' (as in ***awoken***), are you not woke? As opposed to what, being unwoke or asleep? I understand the 'point' they're trying to make but they could have worded it in a way that sounded a ten to the dozen less stupid.

and it never will be released

not to mention Starlink and Grok aren’t Tesla.

and ironically buying TSLA doesn’t give them a share of Grok

You know they’re in a cult when they prefer the inferior versions of things like grok and of course the non existent things like Optimus

"We love pedos We love cringe We love try hards"

I wonder if this dude feels let down by seeing his boy trying to get on Epstein's island but being turned away from the grossest people on Earth for being too annoying?

This guys gonna have Optimus make love to his wife

In the future, don't platform MAGA hat propagandists. Google AI result: >Matt Van Swol is a former U.S. Department of Energy nuclear scientist turned content creator, photographer, and political commentator known for his work documenting Hurricane Helene recovery in North Carolina, his conservative political commentary on platforms like X (formerly Twitter), and his photography for brands like Apple and United Airlines. He's gained significant attention for his grassroots reporting on disaster relief efforts, criticism of FEMA, and sharing personal experiences as a "MAGA" supporter engaging in broader cultural discussions. What may have spurred him into posting drivel like this? Well, maybe Tesla being down 15% in the past month and a half or so... which means he and his wife's total wealth are down 15%. Don't worry Matt, I'm sure Musk will find a way to pump the stock. For being an ex-nuclear scientist, it sure doesn't seem like a smart move to gamble your and your wife's entire life savings on a single stock. For the record, you can be against the establishment Democratic party without supporting the establishment Republican party or this fascist MAGA administration. Personally, I support politicians that don't take money from massive corporations and the ultra rich, and who will work to get money out of politics, who will stop wasteful spending on military and excessively priced healthcare, and will pass common sense policy for the US lower/middle classes and the overall health of the economy, like universal single payer healthcare. Elon Musk is a fascist / ultra nationalist. Just about all of his ideas came from other people. Even Starlink was originally thought up by Greg Wyler, but when Wyler decided to work with other companies on this idea, Musk quickly setup a factory to build internet satellites and beat Wyler to the punch. Same can be said for Neuralink, an idea that seemed to come from his ex-friend's company, NeuroVigil. Electric cars weren't his idea, it was the real founders of Tesla who had that vision, with Musk buying into the idea, then taking over the company.

Yes but it’s clear this person is getting paid to shill.

Either a brainwashed Tesla cultist or a bot. Scary either way.

Lol exactly

Don’t love something that can’t love you back

Sounds like AI slop, but if it isn’t this person is should be committed lol

Yes the interns in spandex at least have holes

I bought a lot at the dip when it went down 100% in March 2024.

so basically r/conspiratard