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Tesla officially updated its mission statement to “Building a World of Amazing Abundance”

FieryAnomaly | 2026-01-29 18:53 | 113 views

Abundance of...?

Comments (63)
gathond 2026-01-29 18:55

Money for Elon?

Impressive-Sky2848 2026-01-29 18:57

Ah Ketamine!

Objective_Mousse7216 2026-01-29 19:00

Bullshit

Theferael_me 2026-01-29 19:08

Neo-Nazis.

jhaluska 2026-01-29 19:08

Vaporware

AZMD911 2026-01-29 19:14

....for Elon. Now its complete

That-Whereas3367 2026-01-29 19:21

In other words they are giving up on vehicles.

Fun-Crow6284 2026-01-29 19:23

Abundant of dogshittt

CockItUp 2026-01-29 19:29

If that’s the case then why would he want trillion dollars pay package? Some are more abundant than others.

bonfuto 2026-01-29 19:36

If they dedicate 2 production lines to robots, they are going to produce some amazing surplus equipment. But otherwise, I think the answer to op's question is abundance of ewaste.

Ultraeasymoney 2026-01-29 19:49

Guess the "stable genius" just realized with the future "Abundance" it's now only amazing and no longer sustainable.

GlumExternal 2026-01-29 19:52

They can't justify running the two production lines, so they are shutting them down for 'retool' now the 'retool' that might take years... who knows when they open again

ObviousCommonSense 2026-01-29 19:52

...lies, false promises, and plain old bullshit.

meatbag2010 2026-01-29 19:55

Mission statement as written by Grok

rdu3y6 2026-01-29 20:02

We have an amazing abundance of Elon's lies, scams, racism, corruption and CSAM.

ThinkorFeel 2026-01-29 20:04

smoke and mirrors

caveinnaziskulls 2026-01-29 20:05

An abundance of children dead from starvation.

PowerFarta 2026-01-29 20:06

Abundant slave labor

Bagafeet 2026-01-29 20:09

It means they're going broke in Elon speak. Always opposite day with that one.

Bagafeet 2026-01-29 20:10

Gotta run gas generators to keep Mecha Hitler's CSAM factory.

SuperF91EX 2026-01-29 20:14

Robot armies

habfranco 2026-01-29 20:16

It’s just Burns and Smithers running the company now (Elon and Ashok)

Repulsive-Royal-5952 2026-01-29 20:18

Tesla stock should have imploded a year ago.

MikeRippon 2026-01-29 20:20

...new business for mirror and smoke machine manufacturers

Brave_Nerve_6871 2026-01-29 20:21

"World of amazing abundance to Elon Musk"

Kind_Dream_610 2026-01-29 20:23

Someone sounds desperate to get into the world's good books after his DOGE/Trump debacle. Sorry Elon, we're not buying it, you're full of shit.

Street_Barracuda1657 2026-01-29 20:24

Which means we’ll all be living in the wasteland and Musk will be Immortan Joe…

readit145 2026-01-29 20:31

Imagine changing your mission statement after 10 years. The statement of which being how the company even made it so far. This is the ultimate test for Elon to see if he’s going to get away with it now.

Ok_Construction_1053 2026-01-29 20:31

So Ezra Klein is the planned successor to Musk?

ReturnOfDaSnack420 2026-01-29 20:37

lmao yeah they're done with cars and going all in on vibes

iIdentifyasGrinch 2026-01-29 20:37

That is the answer

ReturnOfDaSnack420 2026-01-29 20:38

Their main product is hype and vibes, cars have been a distraction for years now

iIdentifyasGrinch 2026-01-29 20:38

Hasn't anyone at Tesla engineering seen the movies 'Terminator' or 'I, Robot' ? I don't even want handheld or countertop devices talking & listening to me, never mind something that can start rearranging the furniture at 03:00AM, or get up and follow me around with it's aluminum arms swinging

ReturnOfDaSnack420 2026-01-29 20:39

Amazing abundance for Elon

Major_Turnover5987 2026-01-29 20:46

How people are still actively investing and not dumping that fraud factory is amazing.

flat5 2026-01-29 20:50

The Human Fund. It's money. For people.

RagingDemonsNoDQ 2026-01-29 20:59

🙄

BringBackUsenet 2026-01-29 21:29

Vaporware in the form of bad plagiarized science fiction.

[deleted] 2026-01-29 21:35

Abundance for who?

Engunnear 2026-01-29 21:50

> Tesla stock should have imploded a ~~year~~ decade ago. FTFY

Engunnear 2026-01-29 21:50

Soylent Capital?

apworker37 2026-01-29 22:33

“Abundance for Elon's world.”

exsertclaw 2026-01-29 22:34

"....where you own nothing and are happy"

SkatesUp 2026-01-30 00:31

dipshits

That-Whereas3367 2026-01-30 01:41

Elmo's "cunning" plan is to fire everyone and shut the factories. Profit margins will increase to 99%. The stock will hiit $10T. Elmo will get his bonus.

That-Whereas3367 2026-01-30 01:44

The difference is that Burns and Smithers are highly competent.

rhedfish 2026-01-30 02:38

Gotta move quick.

prsnep 2026-01-30 02:41

Need to shift focus away from the earnings and the forecast.

billionaireboysclubs 2026-01-30 06:21

Guy sounds more mentally wacko by the day.

AlloAll0 2026-01-30 09:48

of Fascism.

That-Whereas3367 2026-01-30 16:18

I'm all in . Sold both kidneys.

The_BarroomHero 2026-01-30 20:16

Up 6.9% on this alone

TheDoughyRider 2026-01-31 04:47

Great. If there will be great abundance I don’t need to invest and save now. Cashing out my Telser stonks.

Familiar_Gazelle_467 2026-02-01 22:55

Hopium for the future (to be ~~shattered~~ revised by harsh reality later)

toastmannn 2026-02-02 04:53

Abundance of shareholder value

neonmantis 2026-02-02 06:03

> 'I, Robot' ? The lead designer of I, Robot spoke out to claim that Tesla had ripped off all the films designs for the Cybercab event, and he's right

neonmantis 2026-02-02 06:31

Is Burns highly competent? He just sits on an essential resource monopoly whilst he's no stranger to nuclear accidents

neonmantis 2026-02-02 06:32

Some of us remember when Google pushed their "Do no evil" mission everywhere. They deleted that with good reason, can't even aspire to it anymore.

neonmantis 2026-02-02 06:33

Don't a load of pension companies hold their stock?

neonmantis 2026-02-02 06:34

And easily preventable disease.

neonmantis 2026-02-02 06:37

I expect him to start ripping off Jacques Fresco and his Venus project - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacque_Fresco

BringBackUsenet 2026-02-02 12:31

I think he's already trying to pull that crap. I doubt he would fool them or the Zeitgeist morons.

readit145 2026-02-02 18:35

I never said Google was doing the right thing. Tesla is about to get super cooked though and I couldn’t be more excited.

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