Tesla officially updated its mission statement to “Building a World of Amazing Abundance”
Abundance of...?
Abundance of...?
Money for Elon?
Ah Ketamine!
Bullshit
Neo-Nazis.
Vaporware
....for Elon. Now its complete
In other words they are giving up on vehicles.
Abundant of dogshittt
If that’s the case then why would he want trillion dollars pay package? Some are more abundant than others.
If they dedicate 2 production lines to robots, they are going to produce some amazing surplus equipment. But otherwise, I think the answer to op's question is abundance of ewaste.
Guess the "stable genius" just realized with the future "Abundance" it's now only amazing and no longer sustainable.
They can't justify running the two production lines, so they are shutting them down for 'retool' now the 'retool' that might take years... who knows when they open again
...lies, false promises, and plain old bullshit.
Mission statement as written by Grok
We have an amazing abundance of Elon's lies, scams, racism, corruption and CSAM.
smoke and mirrors
An abundance of children dead from starvation.
Abundant slave labor
It means they're going broke in Elon speak. Always opposite day with that one.
Gotta run gas generators to keep Mecha Hitler's CSAM factory.
Robot armies
It’s just Burns and Smithers running the company now (Elon and Ashok)
Tesla stock should have imploded a year ago.
...new business for mirror and smoke machine manufacturers
"World of amazing abundance to Elon Musk"
Someone sounds desperate to get into the world's good books after his DOGE/Trump debacle. Sorry Elon, we're not buying it, you're full of shit.
Which means we’ll all be living in the wasteland and Musk will be Immortan Joe…
Imagine changing your mission statement after 10 years. The statement of which being how the company even made it so far. This is the ultimate test for Elon to see if he’s going to get away with it now.
So Ezra Klein is the planned successor to Musk?
lmao yeah they're done with cars and going all in on vibes
That is the answer
Their main product is hype and vibes, cars have been a distraction for years now
Hasn't anyone at Tesla engineering seen the movies 'Terminator' or 'I, Robot' ? I don't even want handheld or countertop devices talking & listening to me, never mind something that can start rearranging the furniture at 03:00AM, or get up and follow me around with it's aluminum arms swinging
Amazing abundance for Elon
How people are still actively investing and not dumping that fraud factory is amazing.
The Human Fund. It's money. For people.
🙄
Vaporware in the form of bad plagiarized science fiction.
Abundance for who?
> Tesla stock should have imploded a ~~year~~ decade ago. FTFY
Soylent Capital?
“Abundance for Elon's world.”
"....where you own nothing and are happy"
dipshits
Elmo's "cunning" plan is to fire everyone and shut the factories. Profit margins will increase to 99%. The stock will hiit $10T. Elmo will get his bonus.
The difference is that Burns and Smithers are highly competent.
Gotta move quick.
Need to shift focus away from the earnings and the forecast.
Guy sounds more mentally wacko by the day.
of Fascism.
I'm all in . Sold both kidneys.
Up 6.9% on this alone
Great. If there will be great abundance I don’t need to invest and save now. Cashing out my Telser stonks.
Hopium for the future (to be ~~shattered~~ revised by harsh reality later)
Abundance of shareholder value
> 'I, Robot' ? The lead designer of I, Robot spoke out to claim that Tesla had ripped off all the films designs for the Cybercab event, and he's right
Is Burns highly competent? He just sits on an essential resource monopoly whilst he's no stranger to nuclear accidents
Some of us remember when Google pushed their "Do no evil" mission everywhere. They deleted that with good reason, can't even aspire to it anymore.
Don't a load of pension companies hold their stock?
And easily preventable disease.
I expect him to start ripping off Jacques Fresco and his Venus project - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacque_Fresco
I think he's already trying to pull that crap. I doubt he would fool them or the Zeitgeist morons.
I never said Google was doing the right thing. Tesla is about to get super cooked though and I couldn’t be more excited.
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