Low-Possibility-7060
2026-01-22 20:10
Sure, Elmo.
ShotBandicoot7
2026-01-22 20:11
Wasn‘t half of US population supposed to have access to robotaxis by end of 2025?
wembley
2026-01-22 20:11
Maybe he means they’ll explode in a wide spread.
MarchMurky8649
2026-01-22 20:12
He has one, in Austin, with a chase car, so as yet unable to scale or make any money.
Opposite-Bench-9543
2026-01-22 20:13
Musk says basically means that anything after will just be a random word generator
Real-Technician831
2026-01-22 20:13
You aren’t supposed to remember the old lies.
Prize_Proof5332
2026-01-22 20:13
Like his starship
Sufficient-Host-4212
2026-01-22 20:15
In the history and projection of ain’t gonna happen, this ain’t gonna happen the most.
TriccepsBrachiali
2026-01-22 20:16
Stopped reading after "Musk says"
dogmatum-dei
2026-01-22 20:17
Falling upward in America is REAL.
The_Juice_Gourd
2026-01-22 20:17
It’s January and already he’s saying by the end of this year lmao
CallMeSkii
2026-01-22 20:18
Nobody believes you Enron Musk.
Mr_Slippery1
2026-01-22 20:18
Highly doubt that is a true statement
[deleted]
2026-01-22 20:18
"Widespread."
That's what happens when a car gets flattened under a semi.
Jielin41
2026-01-22 20:19
lol nope
PerfectTommy77
2026-01-22 20:19
How gullible do you have to be to actually believe that?
PMoonbeam
2026-01-22 20:19
When the timeline is under a year it's probably a scam rather than a lie, subtle difference I know.
Theferael_me
2026-01-22 20:19
Why is his face getting larger and larger and larger?
mrkjmsdln_new
2026-01-22 20:19
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Shag1166
2026-01-22 20:20
I want nothing to do with this racist pig! I'd rather catch a bus! Th me UK and Germany are considering whether they are going to ba his X, because he is always trying to sow discord between whites and anyone else!
That South African Apartheid Era bullshit!
Luthais327
2026-01-22 20:20
Let's see if any survive this weekend
rhedfish
2026-01-22 20:21
Like Trump
zedk47
2026-01-22 20:22
Trying to pump before earnings
goldenfrogs17
2026-01-22 20:23
promise, definitely for sure this time
PoopSoupPeter
2026-01-22 20:23
So the takeaway is that Robotaxi will not be widespread in the US by the end of this year.
VindicarTheBrave
2026-01-22 20:23
Bruh, stop making stuff up
[deleted]
2026-01-22 20:23
I would never, ever, ride in one of these because of him specifically
borderlineidiot
2026-01-22 20:24
Well he hasn't missed a date yet!
Youngnathan2011
2026-01-22 20:24
Then next year, and the year after that, and the year after that
Bagafeet
2026-01-22 20:24
The pump goes brrrrrrr before fiscal results for last year come out.
borderlineidiot
2026-01-22 20:24
Well you would if you moved to Austin.. kazaah!
romanohere
2026-01-22 20:24
Which year
laser14344
2026-01-22 20:24
*Everywhere but states that have mandatory reporting for AVs
Ultraeasymoney
2026-01-22 20:25
They will be hiring a lot of remote drivers.
Nameless11911
2026-01-22 20:25
Hahah just like how he promised FSD working by 2019 in 2016? And it’s still beta !
Viking4949
2026-01-22 20:25
I want some of the hallucinogens Elmo is taking!
fwzy_34
2026-01-22 20:26
End of the year...
Every year 😂
Flokitoo
2026-01-22 20:27
Lol
DisplacerBeastMode
2026-01-22 20:29
Does anyone actually believe this dumb fuck?
bcbroon
2026-01-22 20:29
Is there anywhere I can place a bet that this won’t happen? I would love to pay off my mortgage
Bobinss
2026-01-22 20:29
Always handy to have a CEO fluent in Lorem Ipsum.
McMechanique
2026-01-22 20:33
Elon "Mars 2018" Musk? How's that hyperloop coming along buddy
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-22 20:33
This old record keeps skipping to the beginning.
Specman9
2026-01-22 20:34
BWAHAHAHA! 😂
It's Groundhog day!
Vegetable_Guest_8584
2026-01-22 20:35
also, tesla failing to scale, as waymo is scaling on paid rides! See also tesla sales are reverse scaling.
Maverlck
2026-01-22 20:35
Baboso
burnmenowz
2026-01-22 20:36
Right and self driving cars by 2018.
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-22 20:36
When are we going to get back to half-way responsible journalism that doesn't report on people like this who have repeated shown to have no credibility whatsoever?
mondo_mike
2026-01-22 20:37
Accelerating AV rollouts to pump your stock price is really fucking dangerous business.
Smart-Effective7533
2026-01-22 20:37
More from the king of delusion. Well maybe the crown prince, the delusion is strong in the orange one
blackpawed
2026-01-22 20:37
Does anyone actually believe this shit?
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-22 20:38
It's a lie but with a higher desperation level.
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-22 20:38
His nose is anyway.
blackpawed
2026-01-22 20:38
ok, I snort laughed 😁
LightMission4937
2026-01-22 20:38
Widespread BS.
Guy_Smylee
2026-01-22 20:39
He says a lot of stuff.
rosie705612
2026-01-22 20:39
To manage the self driving cars...right
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-22 20:39
He's given the world on hell of a blove job.
DareDareCaro
2026-01-22 20:39
Always this year
Secret-Revolution172
2026-01-22 20:40
What a fkn joke. 10yrs of the same BS and the stock pops every time he spew lies
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-22 20:40
To verify, check the media in Bangladesh to see if they are hiring remote operators.
Fit-Cryptographer469
2026-01-22 20:41
Yeah, he means Neptune’s year
Mylifereboot
2026-01-22 20:41
100% bullshit
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-22 20:41
I'm not sure anymore who is stupider, those who believe Elron, or Elron himself from believing that people will believe him.
Makemeacyborg
2026-01-22 20:41
lies from a liar
Ok_Subject1265
2026-01-22 20:42
*Musk puts finger on temple of his forehead*: “I predict that in the year 2064, Mars will be fully colonized by Optimus robots working and sending their salaries back to Earth as remittances to their owners!”
He’s basically the psychic from the movie Ed Wood at this point.
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-22 20:43
Maybe we should put his stuff up on all the prediction markets and see how many fools will bet on Enron.
JRLDH
2026-01-22 20:43
And most likely controlled by a person with a VR headset in a Tesla office in Austin.
Cool-Presence-6703
2026-01-22 20:43
They won’t. And will he ever have his feet held to the fire over yet another unfulfilled promise? Nope.
OldManCodeMonkey
2026-01-22 20:43
liar continues to lie. somehow this is news.
JRLDH
2026-01-22 20:44
Oh, there’s an endless supply of believers.
[deleted]
2026-01-22 20:45
I wont be using them
RustySheriffsBadge1
2026-01-22 20:45
Sure buddy
ghostfaceschiller
2026-01-22 20:45
Why keep printing this stuff without including the basic context in the headline.
Like it’s not a story that he said this. Bc he says it all the time.
The story is “Musk makes same promise again, after failing the last 8 times”
kahner
2026-01-22 20:45
if you had to guess what year it was based on elon's bullshit robotaxis claim, it would be somewhere between 2019 and 2026. and he's still lying.
mastershake142
2026-01-22 20:46
reverse scaling lmao
Electrical-Profit367
2026-01-22 20:46
Musk says an astounding amount of shit.
WatchingyouNyouNyou
2026-01-22 20:46
We 2018 again?
ghostfaceschiller
2026-01-22 20:47
lol he would never say 2064.
That is honestly not even an absurd example of what he might promise. He would def say something along those lines.
But he would say that it would be by 2035.
tankerdudeucsc
2026-01-22 20:48
So he’s deploying a bunch of human driven taxis to be run by end of year. Got it.
tony3841
2026-01-22 20:49
We can replace him with chatgpt
Odd_Ninja5801
2026-01-22 20:49
No. They won't.
Unless Musk is working with a definition of the word "widespread" that the rest of the world isn't aware of. Does it mean "virtually fucking nowhere" in your world Elon?
Successful-Daikon777
2026-01-22 20:50
Why would anyone want their mass surveillance robodrone reporting everywhere you go
AppearanceAny8756
2026-01-22 20:51
I was told it was last year
Individual-Mud262
2026-01-22 20:51
It's coming next year! since 2019
Vegetable_Guest_8584
2026-01-22 20:51
instead of doubling every few years they are falling by 20% a year.
deco19
2026-01-22 20:52
Crash Tesla share price already, so fucking tired of this casino bullshit
Ski_Area51
2026-01-22 20:52
Lololololololol (deep breath) lolololololololol
PKnecron
2026-01-22 20:52
X - Doubt
Belgarablue
2026-01-22 20:53
Two years?
Ten years ago he said your car would pay for itself by being a Robotaxi.
Who lies more? Musk? Or the Orange Shitgibbon?
Ski_Area51
2026-01-22 20:53
Or 2069 because he’s such a dork.
Jabroni_16
2026-01-22 20:53
Still waiting for the roadster
SolutionWarm6576
2026-01-22 20:53
He says this BS, right before every earnings report to pump the stock. There’ll be NO “Robotaxi” fleet by the end of the year. “Widespread”. Maybe a dozen. That’s about it. Same lies about it like the last three years.
Previous-Look-6255
2026-01-22 20:53
For Elon, it’s been “Ground Hog Day” since 2016. It’s beginning to remind me of Trump’s healthcare plan that’s bigger and better than Obamacare.
Mr_Madrass
2026-01-22 20:54
If you give this fascist man baby a platform you are an idiot
Sanpaku
2026-01-22 20:54
This Christmas, I encountered distant relatives who worship him. They also don't follow any business/financial news, and don't have enough savings to move the stock.
Sea-Sort-7624
2026-01-22 20:56
Sure Jan
backtothetrail
2026-01-22 20:59
So’s herpes. The point is?
Dude008
2026-01-22 20:59
Still waiting for FSD not supervised
mastershake142
2026-01-22 20:59
If there is anything that has brought me optimism in the last few years, its that there will be a lot of downfalls to watch and celebrate in my lifetime, and I'll take a day off for Elon's
OrneryTortoise
2026-01-22 21:00
God, help us.
Throwaway2Experiment
2026-01-22 21:01
He's going to have Tesla buy demand for production to show a YoY sales growth, whether this robotaxi promise happens or not.
Quarterly gonna be bad.
Flat-Opening-7067
2026-01-22 21:04
Why is CNBC reposting articles from three years ago?
Here4Headshots
2026-01-22 21:06
I read this as roboTAXES.. we need robotaxes by the end of this year.
Morbidly-Obese-Emu
2026-01-22 21:07
I mean, we do have Waymo. I don’t know what its footprint is though. I see them everywhere in LA though.
Iron-Over
2026-01-22 21:08
What is the over under on deaths from this plan?
Sharkwatcher314
2026-01-22 21:10
If widespread in 11 months, I would think I would see one here and there right now
SassTheFash
2026-01-22 21:11
Or drives into a blue wall because it thinks it’s the sky.
Zari_Vanguard1992
2026-01-22 21:14
Naziship*
akb443
2026-01-22 21:16
Ah the famous Tesla will generate you revenue
Doodleschmidt
2026-01-22 21:17
Musk says he stubbed his toe and now his head aches.
kum8r
2026-01-22 21:17
2056....maybe. At this stage, he's run out people that would belive him at all.
wahikid
2026-01-22 21:18
Riiiiight.
Ok_Resolution8814
2026-01-22 21:19
How far behind is Tesla? If they actually complete 500,000 *paid, autonomous* rides this year they will have less than a 1% market share. They would need to get to 5 million to even be on the list of second tier companies.
a_Sable_Genus
2026-01-22 21:20
His promises are just as worthless as Trump's
blabla_fn_bla
2026-01-22 21:22
Baaaaahahahahahahahahahahajhahaaaaaaaaaa
Masochist_pillowtalk
2026-01-22 21:23
It was supposed to be that way twice last year and isnt. Tesla hasn't even been able to get car to safely taxi a single person without the car needing a safety monitor. So instead of being a robo taxi, ita jusy a stupider versions of thr taxis we've had forever.
I wish this guy would shut the fuck up already. How does anyone still believe *anything* he claims?! Hes been wrong like 97% of the time. I cant even think 9f a single claim his companies have made about their future and/or product/service that was actually correct at the time he claimed it. So its not like he gets it wrong *every so often*, he gets it wrong all the god damn time!!!!!
Why?!
Riversntallbuildings
2026-01-22 21:24
I wonder if he’ll turn all those unsold Cybertrucks into robotaxis as well 🤔
Aargau
2026-01-22 21:27
We'll also get the roadster 2.0, men on mars, and the Donald Trump Made in America phone.
docmarvy
2026-01-22 21:27
Send this turd to Mars already.
SiWeyNoWay
2026-01-22 21:27
LMAO
Willing-Goal-269
2026-01-22 21:29
😆😆😆🤪
Emotional_Signal7883
2026-01-22 21:30
Oh sure, sure.
razor_train
2026-01-22 21:30
Elon must be great at algebra since he's quite fond of ***n + 1***
WhoisthisRDDT
2026-01-22 21:30
There will be no widespread robotaxi services by the end of this year. And I think I can keep that promise to you, fElon.
ahoypolloi_
2026-01-22 21:30
Too bad because I’ll be on Mars like he said
ircsmith
2026-01-22 21:31
Does he ever get tired of missing targets? I know it keeps the stock up but there is more to life than money. ;)
RCA2CE
2026-01-22 21:32
Groundhog Day is 2 weeks away
HarryMudd-LFHL
2026-01-22 21:34
I hate how MSM just reports whatever nonsense he says. I mean, they qualify it with "Musk says", but Musk should have destroyed his credibility at this point. Write articles about what Tesla actually releases.
generally_unsuitable
2026-01-22 21:35
Couldn't even deliver half of Central Austin.
PerfectPercentage69
2026-01-22 21:36
It was a million robotaxis on the road by end of 2020.
generally_unsuitable
2026-01-22 21:37
He didn't say "Robotaxis." He said "Fuego Takis," and he's right. They're available in a gas station near you.
daveo18
2026-01-22 21:41
“Musk says”
Thats the clue it’s all bullshit.
SteveFCA
2026-01-22 21:42
more horse shit
EnvironmentalRuin457
2026-01-22 21:43
And last year and the year before that and the year before that, etc.
relaxyourshoulders
2026-01-22 21:44
Yeah the attention capture he has is insane.
Adventurous_Bath3999
2026-01-22 21:44
Just wait for the next year, and the same old tired statement will get repeated… it is a broken record, going around in the same groove, again and again… but some people hear a different tune, each time it repeats the turn…
Icy-person666
2026-01-22 21:46
They do! Just fly down to Austin and take a ride in the geo fence.
geekbot2000
2026-01-22 21:49
Now I can finally realize the investment returns on my FSD purchase! To the moon!
Rafxtt
2026-01-22 21:50
In 2020 he said Tesla's Autopilot was *months away* from fully autonomous driving.
That was six years ago.
Going by that, in 2032 robotaxis won't be widespread in the streets.
Actually, someone who looks at that crap knows they never will.
duncansmydog
2026-01-22 21:50
Elmo saying something highly regarded as usual
Equivalent_Plan_5653
2026-01-22 21:51
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Low_Day_6901
2026-01-22 21:51
[approximate knowledge ](https://imgur.com/frank-human-boy-lA7Wu)
zdboslaw
2026-01-22 21:51
Lies
Georg_Simmel
2026-01-22 21:52
Exactly. The last time he was on Rogan he was teasing Joe that there was going to be some huge reveal by the end of 2025, IIRC, Joe thought it might be a flying car (lol). Musk doesn't mean anything he says.
paulstanners
2026-01-22 21:53
100% this. It pisses me off no end to see news sites parrot Musks lies. Electrek is about the only site that offers reasoned critiques.
FrankLangellasBalls
2026-01-22 21:54
I think half of the US population is supposed to be living on mars by now.
goddamn2fa
2026-01-22 21:56
Two weeks!
Marty1966
2026-01-22 21:56
Framework of a deal.
mistertickertape
2026-01-22 21:58
Lying liar lies again. This news and sports at 11.
Mundane_Club_7090
2026-01-22 21:58
I suppose Jesus Christ is making his return this year as well
weHaveThoughts
2026-01-22 22:08
Hey he can’t use “robotaxis” or “cybercabs” I believe that is a Trademark infringement.
RagingDemonsNoDQ
2026-01-22 22:09
Ooh. One of Elon's classic "next year" lies.
Translated: Yeah right.
Coupleofpints
2026-01-22 22:15
What’s shameful is journalist always report this nonsense from him.
kveggie1
2026-01-22 22:18
Liar, pants on fire, Elmo
Intelligent_E3
2026-01-22 22:19
I’ve heard this one before
MiniTab
2026-01-22 22:20
Musk said Hitler didn’t actually murder millions of people. Fuck him and his shit cars.
I hope BYD bankrupts Tesla.
grungegoth
2026-01-22 22:23
Musk says blah blah blah blah.
There, got you all caught up
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2026-01-22 22:23
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Exciting_Turn_9559
2026-01-22 22:24
"two weeks"
EquivalentOne241
2026-01-22 22:25
Tesla earnings call is coming up, so cue all the ridiculous lies.
And sheep will believe it as gospel.
Melodic-Beach-5411
2026-01-22 22:26
Aren't we still paying Musk $ billions to put a man on the same moon he promised would happen in 2022 ? Liars gonna lie
Cannabrius_Rex
2026-01-22 22:26
Musk lies again
svendburner
2026-01-22 22:31
They were supposed to live in mars colonies by 2021.
GarysCrispLettuce
2026-01-22 22:32
That'll do I guess lol
ChollyWheels
2026-01-22 22:36
And can you PROVE half don't have access yet?
This is where Musk's genius triumphs, and this /r reveals itself to be imagination and vision deficient.
Less typing, MORE KETAMINE!
\- sent from Mars
sognenis
2026-01-22 22:38
Good article
Points out the past lies and missed targets 👍
shivelymachineworks
2026-01-22 22:41
He’d definitely say April of 2069 so the articles would say 4/2069 🤦♂️😂
Tricky_Cockroach869
2026-01-22 22:41
Lol is this article from 2022? Because...deja fucking vu
DocCEN007
2026-01-22 22:49
Musk says (insert lie).
MushroomFondue
2026-01-22 22:49
They won't even be widely available in Austin!
FreeLard
2026-01-22 22:50
I’m starting to think he is overestimating things.
MF48
2026-01-22 22:56
Also, by 2027 we will have been contacted by aliens and they will say Musk is one of them
par-a-dox-i-cal
2026-01-22 22:59
Exponential decay.
Ascending_Valley
2026-01-22 23:07
Whew. Finally.
walkstofar
2026-01-22 23:11
Third world worker in India or Bangladesh. Someone he can pay $2/day.
gamesdf
2026-01-22 23:28
Another unreasonable timeline promise he cant keep
Stunning_Month_5270
2026-01-22 23:37
post to X to doubt
doalwa
2026-01-22 23:38
I just love it when he puts on that deep thinker pose. God, this clown is so pathetic…
Opposite-Bench-9543
2026-01-22 23:40
FSD is very close its about to be ready for full unsupervised - 2016, 2020, 2022, 2023
So yeah
All_Hail_Hynotoad
2026-01-22 23:47
Yes, they’re called Waymos.
ducationalfall
2026-01-22 23:50
Yeah. I’m still waiting for my Mars colonies.
[deleted]
2026-01-22 23:54
Hyper loop?!?
Unlikely-Estate3862
2026-01-22 23:56
Lies… all lies all the time
SkatesUp
2026-01-22 23:58
I'm saying flying cars will be widespread by the end of March.
iyamwhatiyam8000
2026-01-23 00:01
His robotaxi dream is as likely as the 1950's fantasy of a future sky filled with commuters in flying cars instead of road traffic.
His Mars colony is another of these mid-century science fiction fantasies , along with his dreadful , doomed Cyber Truck and Full Self Driving into a fiery , inescapable fire ball.
MarchMurky8649
2026-01-23 00:01
I think this will be the last year he can even hope to get away with this BS. There is too much progress being made by the saner competition, and too many rats deserting his sinking ship. I might be wrong, nothing will surprise me very much, but more and more people are getting firsthand experience of AVs, all from other players; it's not 2016 any more when we all thought "Wow, that's amazing!"
analyticaljoe
2026-01-23 00:06
Glitch in the Matrix.
OraxisOnaris1
2026-01-23 00:23
Criswell has a better track record than Musk.
GeektimusPrime
2026-01-23 00:30
Sure Jan…
GolfEmbarrassed2904
2026-01-23 00:40
Before or after FSD?
ccie6861
2026-01-23 00:43
Doubt
cgieda
2026-01-23 00:45
They will we be wide spread, but they will not be Tesla's.
Fishy_Fish_WA
2026-01-23 00:57
Sure dude
bflobrad
2026-01-23 01:00
If only this were the case.
CivilWay1444
2026-01-23 01:05
He's going to put them in Cracker Jacks.
LOLZatMyLife
2026-01-23 01:15
*”say the line, bart !”*
full self driving 2017
dottybotty
2026-01-23 01:16
Gotta keep hype alive so he can swindle some more shareholder dollars.
SeaEmployee787
2026-01-23 01:17
Elon talking as always
JFrankParnell64
2026-01-23 01:37
Just like full self driving, any day now.
NotYetReadyToRetire
2026-01-23 01:39
If their sales keep falling, will they park the excess unsold vehicles on the streets and claim them as robotaxis? In that case he may be right.
crappydeli
2026-01-23 01:44
And Space X is lunching to Mars this year, which he said last year.
Accomplished_Knee_17
2026-01-23 01:48
What year was my Tesla supposed to become an appreciating asset again?
frackthestupids
2026-01-23 01:52
After we progress back out of the dark ages and a descendent of Thomas Paine rereleases Common Sense
your_fathers_beard
2026-01-23 01:52
No, they won't.
secret_name_is_tenis
2026-01-23 01:53
lol ok
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-23 01:57
"Common" sense isn't very common.
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-23 01:59
Already past its halflife.
BringBackUsenet
2026-01-23 02:00
Too expensive. They'll open a control center in Bangladesh.
Professional-Bed-173
2026-01-23 02:03
How’s that fully autonomous driving going?…a decade in to promises at this point.
ymmotvomit
2026-01-23 02:04
Hahahahahahahahaha
mikefjr1300
2026-01-23 02:14
Lets see how they do in the upcoming storm.
FSD is barely capable in the best of conditions.
Heavy rain, fog, snowstorms its lost. Even lidar struggles in extreme conditions. Cameras alone not a chance.
islandguy88
2026-01-23 02:27
And i'm santa claus!
Impossible-Minute901
2026-01-23 02:28
For me to poop on!
Perfect-Top-7555
2026-01-23 02:35
Please no! A Tesla just killed someone in my town. Literally slammed into a pedestrian at a red light!
Calm_Chemist_4952
2026-01-23 02:53
Can’t believe the stock hasn’t tanked due to musk’s ties to the worst president of all time. Why would any customers stick with Tesla after that?
Iwonatoasteroven
2026-01-23 03:06
They could be free and it wouldn’t affect my life.
techbunnyboy
2026-01-23 03:11
What great news! His fan bois mist be swooning over this news
Stock to the moon
chucks-wagon
2026-01-23 03:12
In United States of Angola… maybe..
frackthestupids
2026-01-23 03:13
That is why Thomas Paine wrote it in 1776.
meltbox
2026-01-23 03:16
I don’t know that’s not like him. I think he’s say 2029, but if not then certainly fist half 2030.
JeffreyinKodiak
2026-01-23 03:28
I’m predicting musk will keep making bad predictions.
I also predict we will see less and less Tesla vehicles being sold.
I also predict Musk’s baby mama’s various support payments will be dwindling soon.
jizzyjugsjohnson
2026-01-23 03:40
Proven liar spouts bullshit again which is faithfully reported by credulous media. More at 11
jasno-
2026-01-23 03:41
I will never set foot in one. Not giving this charlatan any of my hard earned money
Stantron
2026-01-23 04:03
Even if this happened, which it won't, he's alienated his customers in cities. I'm not getting into a nazi taxi.
ShortFatStupid666
2026-01-23 04:05
I think you misspelled “Musk lies…”
LeilLikeNeil
2026-01-23 04:06
Lol, they literally haven’t produced one working prototype yet
ShortFatStupid666
2026-01-23 04:06
Or 2028 cuz he don’t give a fuck
TheGreatRao
2026-01-23 04:07
Sure. Put money on it, Musk. I'll bet you a BILLION dollars they won't. but your deadlines always mean nothing.
fredaklein
2026-01-23 04:16
No, they won't.
Unusual_Specialist
2026-01-23 04:24
If you believe this, I have ocean front property in Nevada to sell you.
yeahgoestheusername
2026-01-23 04:38
Lol
bearbear0723
2026-01-23 04:54
Lies. Just like all Teslas will be making money for people while they sleep/ work
biznovation
2026-01-23 04:54
Nazi-radamus should pick time much farther into the future when he speaks his nonsense.
and1too-0323
2026-01-23 05:05
News flash, he lies.
dorchet
2026-01-23 05:09
PUMP THE STOCK
Sad-Development-4153
2026-01-23 05:20
They are all over phoenix now too.
AdRoutine9961
2026-01-23 05:21
Yes we’re on the new lies now
Real-Technician831
2026-01-23 05:23
Too bad your post in X is immediately shadow banned
Sad-Introduction-783
2026-01-23 05:33
Our police department ordered five
sleeperfbody
2026-01-23 05:44
have a great day
Common-Violinist-305
2026-01-23 05:46
😂 hilarious in the meantime… really obnoxious hilarious with a poo 💩 taint
patsj5
2026-01-23 06:02
"in two years..." In 2017.
https://motherfrunker.ca/fsd/
Aprilias
2026-01-23 06:03
Grok, generate a list of all the lies that Musk has told.
Ok_Chair_8151
2026-01-23 06:10
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Top_Percentage_905
2026-01-23 06:37
What better sight than a lying piece of criminal fraud panicking. Keep it up Elon!
reddgreen1000
2026-01-23 06:44
Who remembers when Leon called Trump the biggest "bullshitter". I think it was actually a compliment in retrospect. they both know the pump game really well. Trump with the " plan will come out in about two weeks" is a high bar to top.
InitiativeNorth2536
2026-01-23 06:58
Take the day after. For the hangover
Awkward-Painter-2024
2026-01-23 07:10
Deez nutz about to be widespread in this country, too... 🧸
squarecir
2026-01-23 07:46
With 2 chase cars behind each one? 😂
kenspencerbrown
2026-01-23 07:48
He said that last year.
Simple_Weather7896
2026-01-23 08:02
Sure they will.
Aggressive_Body834
2026-01-23 08:16
The stock price has been passing $450, increasing by $30 in a single day. In the history of predictions, this must have been close to being the most lucrative prediction ever!
Aggressive_Body834
2026-01-23 08:17
It worked. Look at the stock price.
Tintoverde
2026-01-23 08:22
Yes Jan
Enough-Meaning1514
2026-01-23 08:36
Stock jumps 5%?
Real-Technician831
2026-01-23 08:54
4,15% it seems.
Lies work
Enough-Meaning1514
2026-01-23 09:14
How is this not market manipulation? I don't understand...
Real-Technician831
2026-01-23 09:19
It is.
But it doesn’t matter when the ruling elite is on it also.
Primary_Employ_1798
2026-01-23 09:36
Next goal to make them compulsory to use. Some early glitches like people disappearing in a ball of fire caused by automatons having a glitch be simply disregarded for the cause of prolonging the idiocy
of this sore individual
Sticky230
2026-01-23 11:11
Boo-shit
[deleted]
2026-01-23 12:32
Haha. For sure they will. Heard all this before.
Skoofer
2026-01-23 13:06
Sure dork, sure
hashswag00
2026-01-23 13:22
Leon hasn't been to Boston.
Good luck.
Outrageous_Koala5381
2026-01-23 13:25
the richest man Elon was also working with Trump to cut AIDS medicine to the poorest millions of people in Africa. Let that sink in. Removing $1 subsidised AIDS medicine. Reportedly linked to a few 100k deaths already. Oh, and also predicting that robots will mean in the future we will have rising productivity and rising salaries. The future is wonderful - just work a bit harder today. think the pigs in Animal Farm said something similar!
magick_bandit
2026-01-23 13:34
Doesn’t matter. I will never use a musk product.
Ok-Albatross899
2026-01-23 14:30
Another day of “Elon Musk says” and not “Elon Musk Arrested”
[deleted]
2026-01-23 14:44
Look, at least half of the US population has the physical ability to drive to Austin and get in one of the handful of robotaxis that exist there. Surely that counts as "Access". You shouldn't be denigrating the words of our Lord and Savior. Just trust in the processs, and he will deliver unto us a utopia the likes of which the world has never seen, by ~~2020 2025~~ 2030.
Lifedoesnmatta
2026-01-23 14:51
Lmao, if its software is anything close to 14.2.2 this is the biggest joke I’ve heard to date🤣
boltyboy69
2026-01-23 16:09
It's like my contractor saying my house would be renovated by Christmas..... just didn't say which year
jbutler60
2026-01-23 17:00
It definitely appears trump junior is just as delusional
tomdurk
2026-01-23 17:17
Don’t bet on this or any other Musk promise.
Legitimate_Ad_2899
2026-01-23 18:49
He and Trump are cut from the same cloth. Make up lies and profit from the government while complaining about government fraud and waste. They are both fraud and waste
Timely_Choice_4525
2026-01-23 18:54
Which year?
labello2010
2026-01-23 19:39
Uhu, coughdogecough
ECrispy
2026-01-23 20:06
why does no journalist ever call out Musk on his constant lies? instead they all print it as news, stock jumps.
FuelzPerGallon
2026-01-23 21:03
Narrator voice: Robotaxis would not in fact become widespread by the end of the year.
Apprehensive-Fun5535
2026-01-23 21:24
I just had de Javu of him saying this back in 2020 lol.
Are we all going to get an optimus robot this year too?
terserterseness
2026-01-23 22:33
he says that every year
UncleDaddy_00
2026-01-24 01:22
Has anyone caught the cognitive dissonance in the latest news?
Robotaxis are ready to go, FSD is almost perfect yet somehow they are planning on charging more for FSD as it evolves.
What the hell is it evolving into? It's supposed to drive the car and is apparently already capable of doing that.
So why in the world would you pay $100/month now and what in five years when it drives without maiming people you are going to be expected to pay more?
OkShoulder2
2026-01-24 04:10
No thanks
[deleted]
2026-01-24 06:51
I guess this is the cue to his followers to buy more tesla stock so that he can take the money and burn it in the grok furnace. if they ever materialize, Robotaxis will end up being used as golf carts at spacex and tesla campuses just like the cyber truck 💩
BaryonChallon
2026-01-24 12:04
Never trust anything this incompetent fool says.
chestypants12
2026-01-24 13:15
Duffman says a lot of things!
Matt_Murphy_
2026-01-24 20:22
counterpoint: he's a drug-addled fascist who always lies
Warm-Professional494
2026-01-25 01:42
Got to clap!
greenorchids1
2026-01-25 01:55
No one is going to use a Musk product in the markets where these taxis would be available. Assuming they actually arrive on the market…
Busy-Explanation4339
2026-01-25 07:29
It's always coming next year.
Busy-Explanation4339
2026-01-25 07:34
People who live in Austin almost never see them and can never get one. There are reportedly only about 6 that are active at any given time. About 30 in total. According to Seig Heil Musk, they were going to be serving half the US population by the end of 2025. 🤡
Busy-Explanation4339
2026-01-25 07:36
I believe that is exactly what they are doing. Not necessarily based in Austin though, or even the US.
Lonely-Corgi-983
2026-01-25 12:09
Everything musk says is complete bullshit maybe 2030
Lonely-Corgi-983
2026-01-25 12:10
Why do we listen to Nazi American youth?
Veegermind
2026-01-25 17:28
My predictions for 2026 are
1. Tesla FSD won't be up to the task for robot taxi.
2. Tesla lawsuits will take the shine away from riding in what could be an ai driven coffin.
3. The Roadster wont be released this year.
4. Starship will still not achieve 100% successful launch and deployment that doesn't end in an explosion.
sonnycam512
2026-01-26 04:52
Liar
Catbeller
2026-01-26 06:46
Did anyone call for robot cars? Besides Lyft, Uber, and all truck driving companies.
you2234
2026-01-26 07:40
I will never have anything to do with any of his products.
Powerful_Programmer5
2026-01-26 08:16
Elonniecabs?
LancelLannister_AMA
2026-01-26 12:48
More like next century
BusyCryptographer544
2026-01-26 16:49
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Albin4president2028
2026-01-26 18:32
Weren't there supposed to be a million by 2020? 🤔
No-Positive-3984
2026-01-26 22:44
yeh no
Lebowskihateseagles
2026-01-26 23:56
Dude, you just killed autopilot! Hope you enjoy your earnings call!
Terrible-Piano-5437
2026-01-27 00:22
I'm not using one of those death traps.