He's never wrong with his predictions.
Yep, and FSD will get you from NYC to LA hands free... Trust me bro
Have any of his promises actually come true
I think he's undercutting the whole colonies of humanoid robots we'll have on mars by that time. He's undersells like this so much, what a humble guy!!!
Is this his way of telling us it’s at least 10 years away?
as always.
Famously never incorrect man, Elon Musk
Now we know it won't happen.
Stop giving this guy exposure.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_predictions\_for\_autonomous\_Tesla\_vehicles\_by\_Elon\_Musk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_predictions_for_autonomous_Tesla_vehicles_by_Elon_Musk) [https://elonmusk.today/](https://elonmusk.today/) [http://whompywheels.com/](http://whompywheels.com/) etc. etc.
Im wainting to take a ride with one good looking robot girl in my 15 years old tesla gt, or whatever was its name...
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Correct, he never said "5 years from today" so it is 5 years from some day in the future
Full fsd by 2016
I'd trust a Street Preacher screaming "the end is near" every day more that I would this con artist. Why anyone believes anything with his track record of "predictions" is beyond me.
When are we going to Mars again?
Humanid is the most inefficient robotic form factor. Specialized robots for specialized tasks are more efficient and cost-effective. Humanoid robots will require massive resources to get even a fraction of the data needed to operate them.
This rube can't even get one of his cars to drive by itself in a shitty hole he dug.
But clowning on Elmo is so much fun.
Ketamine talking
Space X will go public, so he has to pump that in addition to tesla.
I'm writing to you from Mars: Elon is a trustworthy guy
Mars next year too? Fly there on an fsd roadster?
Did they mean by the time you get there you won't have any hands? Hands free isn't exactly well defined here given that tesla's full self driving isn't full self driving and its autopilot isn't actually an autopilot so hands free could mean anything...
I can't believe anyone could still possibly believe this fuckface isn't openly lying to them to keep his scam ship afloat
Ketamine.
Just like FSD promised next year since 2014.
He never says "Earth Years" just years. If you assume everything he says is based on a Year on one of the outer planets then he has never missed a deadline ever.
Ivermectin has what the plants crave. It has electrolytes!
Elon musk is an immense fool. Why must anyone listen to him
Is it really legal to just manipulate investors like this? This guy's forecasts have been nearly 100% Bs.
i huffed some paint once too , similar rubbish came out my mouth at that time too. no one was stupid enough to put me in charge of any companies though
Did he make this prediction from his personal Mars colony?
Why not the next 2 weeks?
I predict fully automated self-driving cars no later than 2017. Also 124% of all jobs replaced by ai.
NY to LA baby!
Is this after they deliver the Roadster? Or after they sell the 500,000th Cyber Truck?
I bet you say atm machine too
Bitch just pulls timelines from his arse.
Why do we take his predictions as anything other than lies to try and prop up his own business?
Elon Musk is an entitled dimwit. His predictions are meaningless.
A conman liar selling fraud.
Ever! Oh, I mean never. From last week, those robots (I mean human operators) are all most ready!! https://youtube.com/shorts/1N6RXQIWaiE?si=MRT5273ZEsWcsmjR
This will happen just not in the time frame he says. Robot cars in 5 years, maybe and robots 10 years seems more accurate. Even then that’s just the beginning. 20 years out is probably going to be a scary time. AI, robots and robo cars will be reaching maturity. No one will have a job.
Musk has mental diarrhea again and decides to share it with the whole world episode n+1.
Full FSD self driving
So we are at least 25 years from robot cars and 200 from humanoid workers
The inevitable collapse is going to be epic.
the ketamine liar
He’s a liar and his Ponzi Scheme depends entirely upon his ability to keep predicting amazing new products which will change the world and yet which he never seems to deliver. I expect his idiot canceling to guzzle this new lie down as well.
As long as he can hire enough servant human workers to puppet the robots.
The man is spiraling deeper and deeper into delusion. Are all our Tech Overlords dangerously insane?
And we were landing peoples on Mars 5 years ago
He released his ugly Cybertruck, that got quickly discontinued
Self driving cars we can rent out while we’re at work in 2023!
Hes probably just high all the time now
From a practical standpoint, humanoid robots simply don’t make sense outside of ….. adult activities. No industrial site is going to prefer a humanoid robot over a specially designed machine
I’ve been making the argument for a long time that the only thing a humanoid robot would actually be ideal for, is “adult” activities, other than that it just makes no sense to design one on humans
Same guy who predicted his toy cars were going to drive coast to coast in 2017.
So before he figures out Fully Self Driving, or after he founds a colony on Mars, or at the same time that he builds Hyperloops in every major city? I’m just trying to figure out the timeline.
And FSD? When can we expect that?
I hope he’s right. I’m ready for a drastic change in our world and I don’t see this as a bad thing.
You're assuming a simple addition type correction. If you multiply the fact that FSD is still a year away from ten years ago, robots are a century away.
Well, now we know what's not gonna happen.
So new roadsters are multiple decades away then?
What about the hyperloop?
Hey investors I can cook up some crazy crap, and say whatever nonsense rolls through my brain. Why don’t you fill my pockets with quickly depreciating cash? Umm… I’m going to found a colony on… Venus!? Oh and I’ll figure out cold fusion by the end of the decade. Instead of fully self driving cars, I’m just going to do planes. I’ll call it eX-Plane because I’m not explaining how it will work.
People grossly overestimate the cost of having humans do some jobs. Self driving cars are great for times you would pay extra not to have a human driving your car. Otherwise a human driver costs less, except MAYBE somewhere with very high cost of living.
“I believe you are as smart, as you can predict the further well” - Musk
Not saying we shouldn’t have these things. Saying if Elon is saying we’re close, it means we’re really far off
And this is a prediction based on...his stock pumping needs?
My Tesla drove cross country by itself in 2016, and my flying Tesla Roadster is pretty cool.
Robot CEOs please.
I agree but not how he thinks, it will hold back the country 's GDP in ever increasing amounts as it funnels actual product funds to Elon 's pocket then when it collapses its going to be the actual tax payers who will have to clean up the financial mess rather than improveing the market.
That’s why the giant sunglasses.
In a few years in 2024. just 4 years After we will have 1 mil robotaxis. 2015 is a good year to live today
Pump aka lie
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It’s not discontinued! It just has a 10+ year inventory to deplete before the refresh for FSD and 500 mile battery is released. /s
I’m on Mars
Robot robotaxis serving half the country!
As soon as they unlock time travel they are gonna deliver on that promise.
I could list ten things off the top of my head he said he was going to do and then failed to deliver but that would be boring, and the other 9 would be solar roofs cheaper than regular roofs, self drive, Tesla chip super computer, redwood, vacuum trains, trips to Mars, vertically integrated fully automated factories, dominating the heavy goods vehicle market, ultra cheap microhomes, the everything app, doge, quitting at Twitter CEO if the users voted... I think I went over Though this time I think there's a good chance he's right, only because he's not saying what he'll do but what other people will do. The years is honestly probably on the conservative side of estimation when you look at how rapid tech development with ai has been.
The world is largely made for humans. One humanoid robot can perform many tasks instead of a home have 20+ specialized robots needing charging and storage. But then you also need to consider sanitation and cleanliness of the robot itself. Is it going to scrub the toilet then move right to cooking dinner without a sanitation cycle?
There’s a reason combine harvesters are the way they are, humans are versatile but far from optimized to do anything
I wish someone would create an avatars or emoji they could use when posting or writing articles about this guy. It's really a drag to see his stupid face so much.
April 1st demo, next year. Guaranteed after they pushed it from “end of 2025 demo for sure.”
They are important guidance for what the next missed targets are.
Ketamine and other drugs still seem to be working
"Guaranteed" at Tesla means a lot less than it usually does.
How's that roadster coming along?
I do not expect to need a combine harvester in my house. (Nor do I expect to have a humanoid robot.)
I mean look how fast we made it back to the moon.
Huh. I don’t remember redwood or ultra-cheap micro homes from Musk. He spews so much I must have missed them.
Always 2 years away 😂
And he was only a few years late, and it launched at more than 2x its originally promised cost. For Elon, that’s one his better results.
Before or after we go to Mars?
Musk really needs to change his ketamine dealer…👌
Elon Musk Talks Out of His Arse Again. More at 11
Lol I'm still driving a 2006 Pontiac Vibe with the pain peeling on the hood. I have doubts these are going to affect anyone but the ultra wealthy.
He speaks, I ignore.
Why does the news give these Tech Bros predictions more weight that if Ms Cleo said the same thing? This is the same dude that launched the Cybertruck and said we'd have flying cars in a few weeks.
Can we stop repeating his projections? When had he been correct?
Elon musk predicted Tesla would release it's new roadster in 2020. It's now 2025 and not a word has been said about it since except that it ***should*** be coming 2026. Elon Musk predicted buying Twitter would reduce the amount of bots on the platform and increase free speech. It's actually done neither. I wouldn't trust his predictions.
No, non humanoid robots are better at that also.
Roomba’s aren’t designed to be human like either, and likely never will be
Weren't we supposed to go to Mars by now?
I am not a tesla short but would consider (read) this as 10 to 20 years for robot cars; 40 to 50 years for people robot
His will never ever work
Hey now, my car is full and I'm driving it myself! I really should unload the groceries though.
I predict Elon Musk will overdose on ketamine within the next 5 years.
He is addicted to ketamine and we see the effects of that abuse
The great con man pontificates! He’s been ushering in miracles every year for the last 10 years! 🤣😂🤷♂️
Has Elon ever accurately predicted anything?
And soon, my car will drive me to work without me having to do anything. Since 2019 it’s “soon.”
These are all solutions in search of problems. On the autonomous driving portion, there is no desire for robot cars that just wander around on their own and pick people up and drive them around. At least for the majority of the population. What 'robotaxis' will do is just what the name implies. They will replaced taxis, or 'ride-share' as it is now called. I have two cars in my driveway, I may have less car in the driveway if there is a reliable option for rides, so perhaps there is a change there, but there is zero chance that most people will give up their own vehicle to rely on something that is not just sitting and waiting for them. If I look out my window I can see 8 homes without moving my head around, including mine each of those homes have at least one car. Everyone leaves home to go to work around the same time, so will there be a line up of robot cars just waiting on every street to take everyone to work in the morning and bring them home later? Where will this army of cars go after? I know there is a need to rethink transportation, but I don't believe that autonomous cars are the panacea that the grifters make it out to be. I'd be pleased as punch if my own car was able to self drive, but I need it to be with me all of the time. I do NOT want to have to sit on the road and wait for my robot car to arrive. Humanoid robots? For what? What exactly will these robots do that other robots don't already do? I have a robot that makes my coffee, it is perfectly shaped to do that. I have a robot that washes my dishes, it is perfectly designed to do that. I have one that washes my clothes and another that dries them, one that vaccums and mops my floors. Why in the hell would I want a human shaped robot anywhere in my life?
I’d say that too if I told my investors I was going to be the one supplying all of those. This man should be treated like the doomsday prophet cult leaders who predict the end of the world every two years. We mock those people for their insane predictions and total belief in them… yet we invest billions into a guy who does the same thing. FSD has been one year away for so many years now, but sure, I’m positive he’s right this time /s.
Well even IF that happens, it won’t involve Tesla anyway.
FSD 6 years ago
You're just daring the tesla bros to show up and tell you how they use FSD to drive 300 miles through very complex environments every day without a single mistake, aren't you...
He's Nostradamus of our time.
The whole robot taxi, can Tesla do it? stuff is so irrelevant. China has a much more dynamic autonomous vehicle economy - they a significantly ahead of US in developing future vehicles. Hiding behind trade barriers is always a route obsolescence.
He needs reshaping.
No. I don't think a single technology prediction that he's had has come true. Not one.
Literally the technofascist version of Trump. Just two more weeks, ya’ll…two more weeks.
Lol, lmao even.
🥁 🤡
Tesla is so far from any workable products they promise. The whole company is a master class and over promise and under deliver. How many years has the robo taxi been almost done and only need a couple more months? Never mind all the optimist robots are just remote puppets
The Nostradamus mom says you already have at home.
Maybe Musk is right. But you absolutely cannot rely on his statements. I'd just ignore every prediction, promise, announcement, etc. that he makes.
Show us EXACTLY HOW you will solve the energy/battery problem. Until you can show us please vacate all mass media.
His words mean shit. Guy lost all aura
If only this fucking asshole would have been right about being on Mars a decade ago.
Okay Elon..... Sure they will!
Free beer tomorrow signs was how he started his empire.
Tesla up on news Robotaxis on all 50 states and FSD complete and customers will be able to sleep while the cars work for them as taxis. By march 1/2026
As soon as he gets back from Mars?😂
> He's never wrong with his predictions. Naw, just about 2+ decades early on them...
As a fan of technology and a person with an ever curious mind, I have watched a few of the latest FSD videos and they’re damn good. But going from NY to CA without intervention… fuck no.
But a robot robotaxi COULD be different from a regular robotaxi. It's driven by an actual robot not invisible magic like a robotaxi!
Just wait until you remember Hyperloop!
He also said my self driving would take me across country in 2018. And he said he’d make my automatic wipers work properly. Don’t worry too much about anything Elmo says. It’s always a grift.
I also predict the young Salma Hayek to ask me out for dinner within 5 months at max.
Fastest 25mph the world has ever seen
Wait, are you telling me that Elon lied to me again?! 😭
Just gotta get in the hyper loop! Oh, wait...
So 2050-ish then?
From the guy who was wrong about . . . everything.
Can we get him a new crystal ball?
Coming from the guy who landed on Mars in 2022.
He’s been predicting fully automated cars within 2 years for more than a decade now
But there are a lot of tools designed for humans, which makes humanoid robots very economically efficient
Crazy! And I hear that the Tesla Cybertruck will have 500 mile range and even crazier, we’ll land on the moon in 2022! What a time to be alive.
We should trust him After all we got full self driving years ago when he said we would
He needs exposure. Can you not how pasty his skin is?
Yeah, because his track record has been nothing but stellar at predicting things… /s
Next year next year next year next year next year
It sucks that regular people as well as governments fall for this man’s high-as-a-kite ramblings. SpaceX rockets, Hyperloop, tunnels, self-driving cars, robots? It’s like a stream of consciousness but people keep throwing money at it.
Number 1 there is NO REALISTIC claim of when self driving cars are going to work in winter conditions We are 5-6 years out alone. And that is from a tesla memo
Felonious Husk also has a Mars Colony now, right?
End of the year
Pretty sure redwood was supposed to be the "$25 000 Tesla"
lol
Fuck Elon Musk. He fucking sucks.
Also within. So could be 2055-2060 or just 2567-2772
And cyber truck was the future. Lol
Humanoid robots are the biggest gimmick since collaborative robots. Hard pass, I work in industrial automation. It makes no sense
I wish he would stop talking.
Oh yeah? How's your hyperloop coming along? Or self driving cars? I am less and less interested in anything a tech bro has to say. Especially the biggest tech bro and K hole on earth
Tell that to my coworker’s Tesla that recently wrecked itself.
“Predicts” aka “lies”. Stop promoting his shit.
Cool, so in truthful timelines 20 years or more.
So is that before or after we get Tesla Full self driving cars?
Anyone who believes him is an idiot. Elon making such a pronouncement gives me strong confidence it will not happen in that timeframe.
He's lying and he should be held accountable. This is just him manipulating the share price.
Can he just fuck off already, and go to Mars and never return?
I don’t know who’s the biggest bullshitter Donald Trump or Elon Musk
And the hyper loop will revolutionise transport!
I would have predicted people would pull their heads out of their asses and punish liars but we have a felon as a President so sure, hopefully they'll shit soft serve ice cream for me as well.
In other words...they will have no effect
I think this post is a decade old
So it’s at least 15 years away if that
Or two weeks.
Why wouldn’t it? Driving the interstate isn’t difficult for FSD
I love that it has its own wikipedia page haha
Where’s the sports car you promised for 2023 going to be produced?
"From our standpoint, if you fast forward a year, maybe a year and three months, but next year for sure, we'll have over a million robotaxis on the road." — April 2019
No, not even 26. He said they would unveil it April 1st of 26. (April fools).
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Robotaxis will be arriving by the end of 2020, guaranteed, you can take that to the bank
I'm still waiting for flying cars.
By the time you get there you won’t exist because explosions
Tell me who’s gonna pay for things once unemployed
Sure, buddy.
"Robot cars"? Is that different than FSD? Lol.
I predict he'll be in front of congress within 5 years.
Yup, “LiDAR will never be widely adopted” genius 🙄 Actual quote from 2019 "They're all going to dump LIDAR; that's my prediction. I should point out that I don't actually super hate LIDAR as much as it may sound. But at SpaceX, SpaceX Dragon uses LIDAR to navigate to the space station and dock. Not only that, Space developed its own LIDAR from scratch to do that, and I spearheaded that effort personally. Because in that scenario, LIDAR makes sense. In cars, it's freaking stupid. Once you solve Vision, it's worthless."
Prediction: nobody actually wants a humanoid robot, and specialist robotic-type machines limited to specific jobs will still be used in manufacturing in 50 years time.
Here’s some special K. Trust me bro…
ABP...Always Be Pumping.
He is a fucking idiot.
Has anyone asked if this is actually a reality we want to
The surest way to know something won't happen is if Elon claims it will.
Yea, we are supposed to have men on Mars in 2026, according to Elon about a decade or so ago.
Real world translation: 15 years and 10 to 12 years using the “Musk translation tool”
I will make a prediction, that Elon Musk will go to prison.
Who is going to be able to afford to buy their services when you’re replacing all the jobs and letting people starve taking away their food stamps?
This constant quoting of Musk reminds me of how Michael Burry is often quoted, regardless of being right only 1 time in 100 predictions.
Hey it already has shaped Country's GDPs! By shoveling good money after bad in an effort to finally rid himself having to see the poors who currently have to clean up after him he's shaping GDPs. The best part is that he'll probably roll out some 'humanoid' robot which requires human intervention, call it done, and be perfectly okay with whole cubical farms of workers backstopping his company's janky-ass "AI", so long as it means his customers' houses only have his privacy-invading robots. Meanwhile, can FSD avoid debris on the highway? Tesla specifically itself [says no](https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/model3/en_us/GUID-E5FF5E84-6AAC-43E6-B7ED-EC1E9AEB17B7.html#:~:text=high%2Dspeed%20roads.-,Debris%20in%20the%20road.,-Construction%20zones.), despite what a few fanboys think their cars are doing. How are they going to reduce that list of potential interventions to zero so I could be sound asleep in a car in a year or two when they haven't managed it in the past decade?
And Elon will continue to be a Nazi with a mutilated penus.
He predicts a lot of things but so far even the blind squirrel is doing better than he is.
I’m still willing to bet that they won’t have sold a single Optimus robot in 5 years.
Must has never made an accurate prediction.. he is actually the worst CEO ever to predict anything.
I have no doubt that robotics are the way of the future. Take drones, for example. They've completely changed warfare. There are also "dark" factories in which robots do all the work, which is why there is no need for lights. I do doubt that the robots of the future will be humanoid, and I highly doubt that any useful robots will be built by Elon Musk.
Just not his
Like a broken clock he is right occasionally, but you should not take what he says at face value.
I prefer Miss Cleo with his track record.
How else is he going to make them look like nazis?
Just 1 or 2. Believe him
10 years since the Roadster bs, yet to see an actual car. What a joke.
The same dude pushed for autonomous driving 10 years ago and has had multiple lawsuits about it. Musk is a shit person and bullies his way through reality.
Has this dude ever correctly predicted anything at all
Hold on. Just a day or two ago, he was saying that Western Civilization was doomed due to "muh immigrants", now he's saying that we'll have miracle AI/robot technology soon?
Ok elmo.🤡 All those people not buying Tesla cars will be lining up to buy terrible, useless Tesla robots. Oh, BTW elmo, how’s your nauseating Tesla diner doing and what about your fire-trap cybertruck?
He says a lot of stuff.
FSD next year
Lol yeah right
And the drive on water DLC
He released something that is not what he advertised and his supporters eat it up as a promise met. The Cybertruck is a prime example of it. That is not what anyone preordered. It's not just price being more than doubled. He promised 500 miles of range and it gets about half of that (the website says 300 but that's not what consumer testing showed.) He also promised it could float like a boat and would have 4 separate motors in the wheels so it could turn 360 degrees.
I really hope this dipshit finds himself in a deep K hole that he cant get out of
And in related news that will never happen, the Moon is made of cheese and I'm the King of Spain.
Hmm… already 5 years behind with Robotaxi. But coming soon again.
As Susie has commented, he’s probably microdosing
“Idiot predicts things with almost a 100% track record of being inaccurate. Market calls it a prediction.” Do I have this right?
Even if perfectly driving robot cars magically appear overnight, how the hell would that significantly impact a country's GDP? Aside from ride-sharing, taxis and shipping what would they seriously impact? Those things are not GDP drivers by any stretch of the imagination...
How about he makes his first functional one and we project the likelihood of his prediction on that.
Yeah, but Musk talks shit, so...
Let's not give much credit to this drog addict techno-bro. He's the Saruman of our time. I wonder, who Sauron might be... 😁
In 1-2... Next year... Or next next year. 😂. Doing so for 10 years by now! And just got another slap for false advertising (after the one from Germany in 2020)! Jesus.
# SpaceX's 1st crewed Mars mission could launch as early as 2024, Elon Musk says -2020
Tesla shares are the new altcoin
Matrix when
When he started building giga factory he moved to a tiny home and was going to be revolutionizing the housing market within a few years. And yeah redwood was name of the super cheap EV
Yeah, yeah Elon, trying to keep the share price up again, or over done it on the Ketamine, which is it today?
I fail to see what is the fuss about humanoid robots. Purpose built robots do the work they’re designed for more efficiently. If you’re building a humanoid robot, it must mean that you are intending to replace the work done by a human being — not merely to augment the capacity of human workers. It’s utter BS when he says that work is optional for human beings. It’s not like these billionaires are so generous that they’re building these robots for the benefit of mankind. I fear that more likely, it should mean that if you’re not rich and well off, you will have no way of earning your keep and your labour will be replaced by humanoid robots. The utopia for billionaires is a world filled with robots doing their bidding and not needing healthcare and other things that billlionaires feel would be a waste of their money.
So-called AI is worthless,
The same countries where sales of teSSler swasticars have dropped significantly? Who is going to be able to afford a teSSler Nazzibot and out of that group who will buy a teSSler Nazzibot and it's not like there's better competition that doesn't fall over when the operator removes their headset
Stupid … click bait. Cuz that shit ain’t gonna happen…. Elon = 🤡
I hoping it will become a reality since a robot car can’t be any worse then humans driving cars.
Elon found his new "Hype" product for the next 10 years to pump the stock.
In 2065!! 🤣🤣👊🏼 catch 22
So is whole schtick now, take drugs and make stupid predictions and we treat him like he’s an oracle?
His fans must be some of the most gullible people on the planet
For some reason I don’t believe him.
Multiply any timeframe Elon gives by at least 10.
As long as "poo shaped" is the shape they expect, then they'll love the investment.
I drive an Tesla with FSD. Can’t see gates, runs red lights. I don’t trust it. Except on interstates with no confusing interchanges
Big if true
Personally, I think that’s what we should only be using it for. Tesla does great highway steering and land holding. This relatively new obsession with point to point navigation is absurd. Some of these folks can’t live without FSD driving them to the grocery store now.
Lol ok, whatever you say. You should get that tattoo, I'm sure it won't age badly.
His robot isn’t anywhere near ready for that.
Evidence? Vibes
Fuck this moron, he's trying to promote sinking Tesla stock as he's promoting to build Robots within Tesla. He is struggling to sell Tesla cars, Tesla Robotaxi is failing miserably and he want us to believe he can build Humanoid.
"We have a shot of being in production for version one of Optimus hopefully next year" \- Musk (April 2022 during the opening of Tesla's Austin factory) \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Of course, when he says "in production" he may have just meant tiny scale production of early prototypes, which is a nothingburger that gives no real sense of when Tesla's engineers are realistically hoping to have this product available, if they have any clue at all, or whether it's even possible, given that it's not like they have a proven working product yet... You know what always cracked me up about autonomous humanoid robots. A Boston Dynamics Spot robot starts at like $75k just for the core robot. A viable humanoid AI driven robot that can travers all of the same terrain as a human, would cost more than that. Yet Musk claims these robots will be in every home within a handful of years, doing all of the cleaning for the homeowners, as if every household would be able to afford one Do y'all know how many times you can have a cleaner come by and your house for $75k... At $50 an hour (You can find maid service for $25 - $75 an hour), you could get 1500 hours of maid service. With cleanings taking up to 2-4 hours, or let's say 3 hours on average, you could have a maid service come by 500 times. If you have them coming every two weeks, then $75k could pay for that maid service for 19 years. \_\_\_\_\_\_ Tesla's robot timelines are no different than when Musk claimed in 2017 that they were "making it now" in regards to the new Roadster, and that if you ordered it in 2017 and put down a hefty $50k-$250k deposit, you'd get yours in 2020. He used the Roadster to lure in fanatical fanboys to work as unpaid interns to help sell his model 3s by promising free roadsters as rewards (paychecks) to people with 50 referral sales (Of course, those recipients would have to pay about a 24% income tax on that reward, which would be around $60k) Of course, as we now know, whatever Musk showed off that day in 2017 was nothing more than a quickly pieced together prototype using parts supply they already had, stuffed with batteries and likely 4 motors, with all other weight stripped out of the vehicle to help it accelerate fast. Over 8 years later, there's no realistic estimate for when this vehicle will be produced or delivered. All of the fanatical investors that pumped the sale of model 3s 8 years ago and earned their $200k-$250k income (in 2017 dollars) are still left waiting for their paycheck from their dead beat employer, Tesla. No surprise, Tesla/Musk often get called out for not paying their contractors.
I predict, that Elon predicts robo self driving cars will be available 1 to 2 years from now every year for the next couple of years
Dude we are still waiting for robo taxis and FSD on all Tesla's come on stop smoking weed man its affecting your brain.
Just ordered to stop lying about "autopilot" in California
Tarot cards again?
Yeah, the roadster will ship next year.. We'll be on the moon in 2023. etc etc etc.
Cool! Have you fixed "phantom' braking yet? Or the wipes? They still activate every time I pass through that one tunnel.
Have fun producing AI slop until the servers get shut down.
Yeah and we’ll be launching 4 Starships per day!
Waymo is way ahead of you buddy
And we colonized mars 4 years ago.
But no one will buy your cars or robots… cause you specifically suck ass and create unsafe/bad products while others do it right.
Wen Roadster?
Let me guess suddenly people who cant afford basic things in life will be rushing to get loans to buy their 10k humanoid robots???
I was laughing my ass off when he said all Teslas made in 2018 and beyond would be hardware compatible with FSD.
3-5 7-10 Tesla will be one of many companies doing both
And when was Starship supposed to be orbital?
And he was going to sell 500,000 cyber trucks a day!
Fuck off Elon, you’ll never get to Mars.
I got a new Tesla and use it for my 10 mile commute. There are 2 places I turn it off on the way to work because the map is wrong. But it does rural roads, rotaries, and downtowns just fine. It stopped for a school bus this AM. It actually stopped at a construction site and waited until the cop waved us through.
How old is yours? Mine slammed on the breaks on a backroad the other night. I was like, what the heck-- and then noticed there was a person in all black in the middle of the road. Saved someones life.
For factories, sure. But for things like cleaning my house, construction, and generally doing work in human spaces, the human figure fits in well.
Robot cars sound a lot like taxis without drivers. Let's say that somehow there were free taxis to take us anywhere we wanted to go. Like a new cooler public transportation. Even in that impossible scenario, this doesn't seem like it would move the GDP needle much in any country. What am I missing? You still have to sit in the car to get somewhere. How does this help much?
He was claiming this until very recently when he admitted that complete FSD would require new hardware even newer than HW4.
Did he say this from Mars? Cos he should be on Mars by now. Or in a flying car.
Tesla is an appreciating asset
He’s wearing sunglasses indoors. That’s all you need to know
He says a lot of stupid shit
He spearheaded lidar himself! Such genius!
Idiotic
Man i wish i was rich enough to get this high.
Next year bro 👈😎👈
He also said we'd be on mars by now
Keep Up the K!
Wernt we going to have robontaxis in like 2017?
SHUT UP, JACKASS!
Damn, he is back on track saying some bullshit for his morons shareholders, of course they will buy what he says.
Just like full self driving cars in 2016 and humans on Mars in 2018, this guy’s predictions are always accurate.
‘Elon makes public statement that makes him money’ needs to start being the headlines attached to anything he says
“Some of these folks” are all online and if you scroll through their post history, it’s them commenting on $TSLA stock with a screenshot of today’s chart. I seriously have not heard one person (and I know several colleagues who have Teslas) say the words “FSD”. What I think is ironic is Elon himself said “70% of Tesla drivers have tried FSD”, well then if it’s so great, why aren’t they signing up?
He is a moron.
Honestly pathetic finding out the richest men on earth turn are just basic drug addicts Life at that level, able to do anything, and the best they can do is the same drugs as a guy living out of his van
Musk makes lots of predictions that never happen .
Every time someone reads that it resets
Plot twist : he is a humanoid robot!
And somehow he is “the richest man in the world”? This makes no sense to me. He’s literally a con man selling the illusion of the future and making promises that don’t check out scientifically. Most of his asinine ideas turned out to be flops or never worked out. And it’s coming next year, so the stock price goes up. Sales numbers drop, but pivoting to humanoid robots, so the stock price goes up and then up again.
fElon predicts - means you can take to the bank that it will not happen
6 years. HW3
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