Up 50% bullish.
More room for growth!!! :p
That happens if all you have is a name without substance. Chinese customers may not care about right wing politics and only focus on the label but the label has to represent *something*. Good luck long time trying to be Louis Vuitton but cheap. That will not last. Once the reputation of luxury is gone, it’s over.
Tesla numbers for the US aren’t out for post-tax incentive sales, but some companies like Hyundai and Kia have released their numbers… and it’s abysmal. Only about 1/3rd of the sales compared to a year ago. And those companies had models that were increasing in sales elsewhere in the world. So my guess is in the US Tesla is probably selling only like 1/4th the cars they were back in August.
All they need to do is set up a brand new rental company and buy a fleet of Teslas. That will save the sales year and then they just need to light everything on fire. Receive the insurance payout and move on. Isn’t being ultra rich so easy and fun?
According to Elmo, Tesla ain't a car company anymore, so if car sales drop, that really shouldn't matter. Btw. next year Tesla's will be flying, according to him! so buckle up and enjoy the 5x
Why would anybody in China be buying Elon's outdated garbage in 2025?
Don't forget the 10 trillion robots or whatever that will ship by the end of the year
> First annual First annual WHAT? You’re edging me!
Oops, apparently the word 'decline' got cut off lol
How about Robotaxis and Optimus sales?
They are going to need a lot of people in VR headsets to control that many robots!
Tesla won't sell 1m cars next year.
I am going to hold my breath re flying cars, as he has been soooo accurate in the past with his promises. What could possibly go wrong!
Sir Isaac tintin bot will be along soon to tell us all that they aren't really declining.
I was in China and Hong Kong a few weeks ago and there was a fair few Teslas on the road but there were WAY more local brands and a few of the really cool Xiaomi cars
Those are old news, we're on to flying cars and computer chips now. I know not what next amazing thing Tesla is going to talk about producing next but I'm sure it'll be fucking fantastic.
That's why Elon's activity in India. Officially he wants to sell cars there, but in reality he's looking for staff for Optimus and Robotaxis. Rumor has it he was caught at the border with 150,000 VR glasses from Zuckerberg.
I'm sure a month on month sales rise in China was the reason for a pump in the stock price a week or so back. What's the bet we don't see the opposite on contradictory news.
All insured by Tesla insurance!
Tesla is not a car company anymore It’s an artificial reef company
The robots can help move the cars to the reef
Breaking News: The VR headsets control the people, turning them into robots
To be fair, some of his cars are flying off the roads…
Louie Glutton
He installed a one way valve on the stock price
SpaceX gonna be announcing another Tesla buying intent real soon xD
This reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: "They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he could fly to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing down at them." - Chazz Michael Michaels
Morgan Stanley already has this business baked into its Tesla share price forecast valued at USD150 per share, so don’t get too excited.
He’s up against so many better domestic EVs. They have battery swapping stations for Christ sake!
It’s a stock company
The real nuralink!
Because it’s imported so “fancy” I know it’s made there. The brand is imported and was exotic in the beginning.
Not all growth is positive :-)
That is one reason. It’s also seen as a low risk option. Been around the longest of all the EV brands. Nobody wants to buy a car from a brand that disappears again. Bit like why people buy Toyotas.
2020: Bro, they are not a car company, they are a tech and energy company 2021: Bro, they are not a car company, they are a robotaxi company 2022: Bro, they are not a car company, they are a brain implant company 2023-2025: Bro, they are not a car company, they are an AI and sex robot company
Not selling any Teslas? I think Musk deserves a $3 trillion dollar pay package. /s
Tesla is a generic electric with cheaply finished vinyl interior compared to what the other Chinese car makers are offering.
Crushed Waymo like a bug, what a champ!
What do you think all the h1b visas were for
They won’t because it’s uncompetitive price wise there obviously. They’d be selling like hot cakes here if they weren’t banned. Makes some sense they’re banned, but would be interesting to see some of the tech
Some analyst assigned $60 per share worth for their robots, which multiplied by 3.3 billion shares equals to market cap of $200 Billion. That's 10 million robots selling for $20,000 each. For that much money, it should prepare my lawnmower (fill up, add oil, clean the filter), start it, move my lawn, do the edging, blow the clippings off the sidewalks, clean the pool, back flush the filter, check the chemistry and adjust pH, vacuum the patio, the carpets inside, dust, wash the floors, clean the toilets, go grocery shopping, prepare the dinner, etc. etc. etc. If it cannot do all that, it's not worth it.
That's assuming they sell for 20 k. The real price is likely to be much, much higher
Careful, the board might agree. He's clearly not 'motivated' enough.
And according to a lot of short documentaries, have sex with the lady of the house.
This concept is called a [reverse centaur](https://pluralistic.net/2025/12/05/pop-that-bubble/#u-washington). > Start with what a reverse centaur is. In automation theory, a "centaur" is a person who is assisted by a machine. You're a human head being carried around on a tireless robot body. Driving a car makes you a centaur, and so does using autocomplete. > And obviously, a reverse centaur is machine head on a human body, a person who is serving as a squishy meat appendage for an uncaring machine.
Chinese cars are cheaper and better than Teslas. Duh.
So sales are dropping in China, Europe and The US. Does not reflect the stock value though.
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