Tesla sales slump continues across key European markets

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Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy, poor Elmo

burn, baby, burn 🕺 🔥 Tesla on fire

Hahahaha!

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Try this one https://eu-evs.com/brandCharts/TESLA/ALL/YoY-Chart

I hope everyone understands this will have no real world consequences. Their quarterly report will spin it as something good because cars aren't their primary business now so it frees up resources to go more balls deep on robotics and ai and suddenly the loss means the stock is up 30%

That works until it doesn’t.

Are the doors handles working?

Absolutely, but it can go on for a very, very long time. Next year marks a full DECADE of "FSD in a year". The market can stay stupid a remarkably long time when it wants to.

Yes, never ever make bets on people admitting that something is stupid.

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Will be in interesting to see if the judge upholds the lower courts ruling, regarding Leon’s 2018 compensation package. The possible door handle recalls. And the California DMV vs Tesla, decision concerning misleading consumers on “FSD”.

It’s not a “slump” - stop talking like this is some temporary situation. The only way their sales are ever coming back is if the CEO goes, and if that happens, the company implodes.

Elon can’t deliver on Starship or Tesla. I can only hope reality catches up, eventually.

That’s okay, Elmo said Tesla was an AI chip company now 🤤

Cue the "they are not a car company" butters.

They are not a car company, they are a sex robot company going balls deep. /s

Good thing he's going to be selling 10 billion or so robots soon /s

The new 1T comp package basically gives him more than the previous package for doing nothing toward the new unachievable targets.

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Tesla shares up on this news.

Their company's sales and other metrics are not important at all. Tesla exists only as a dog & pony show to give the ponzi scheme know as TSLA a thin veil of legitimacy.

Prison needs to catch up to him, or will he have one of his own robots follow him around?

FSD, the Roadster, etc... Where is the SEC on this? And the FTC? He's misleading investors and consumers!

Remember the glass is bulletproof, so dont bother trying to smash that and get out.

That people still fund this company is beyond me.

How is it still working? Genuinely curious, even with the understanding of market mechanics at play TSLA being in all these index funds… how’d it get this far?

Sales slump is a stock price bump

Wdym he can’t deliver on starship?

I think Tesla shares are more like a crypto coin. It's vibe investing. The index funds just bet that the cult will keep on believing and buying shares.

“Slump” is a nice word. I prefer a more accurate “dive”