Tesla struggles to course correct from sales skid

Fantastic news. People are starting to catch up to the can that he’s been kicking for years.

Is the “course correction” in the room with us now?

“tHeyVe JuSt HAD a RecoRD QuArTEr fAKE neWs!!1!”

"Germany struggles to course correct from Nazi skid" -New York Times, 1946

Sounds like a certain CEO should get a trillion dollars for this brilliant leadership!

What? Even Musk joining Antifa and renouncing right-wing politics won't make this happen. That ship has sailed.

Stock prices is about to go up to the moon after this.

the OTM puts I got in July are 50% out of time now LOL. underlying went up $100 on me but hey, them's the breaks. Stock went from $480 -> $220 a year ago so it can do it again I guess.

Musks German uboat has sailed on this one.

Maybe they should try taking the company out of “full stupid dork” mode?

Ill never buy another one after they wouldn't cover the paint peeling off like paper on my M3.

"Record quarter of fake news" might actually be accurate

yes, fire the CEO. Elmo caused this.

The only possible course correction that *might* increase sales would be to get rid of the idiot, change the company name, and start building higher quality cars.

Last Superman Bizzarro World comic had them buying Tesla stick. jk

Nope, you clearlydont understand anything, stock price went up!

BK is in their future. Don’t know when but I am certain it is.

Yes, right next to the shares that are traded at 400 dollars (somehow)

lol like the shareholders would do any of this, he has too many incel simps and bots pumping up TSLA.

Good thing they’re not a car company. They’re an Optimus Supervised company.

Deja vu

lol they already got your money. You know where it went? People talk about a $1t package, the last one started at $56b. That’s like giving Musk $56,000 from each of 1,000,000 sales. Make that 999,999 and your purchase.

Yeah, it's going to be a 10tn company, sell 8 billion robots and produce more chips that all other companies combined. They'll also beat McDonald's at the fast food industry with the Tesla dinner and will soon start a space tourism company, an untapped market worth trillions. All heil Elmo

And the whole time, Elon will remain the #1 Super Best Video Gamer in the Universe for All Time (but he won't prove it to you, because he doesn't have to).

Oh, good, it wasn't being associated with a nazi that did it for you. It was the paint.

Its a ponzi that major investors just can't allow to fail until they decide its time. Then the retail stock holders will get crushed.

You forgot all the tunnels the Boring Company is putting high speed trains in. All heil emperor Musk!

You know what is scary. This is going to be 20 times worse than Enron. The housing market crash of 2008 was only in the range of 3.5 trillion in assets. Tesla is presently around 1.5 trillion alone.  Due to Elon’s loans a number of financial institutions are invested in Tesla for 10s of billions. This means when the crash happens banks are going to take a huge hit. I am wondering if it is too big to fail at this point. It has no reason to be this big other than the constant stock manipulation.

Full Self Dumpstering!

Bore It Your Way at Boring King!

Our Bots are gonna be great! Take it from me…I own the company. And I am a Bot!

Nice

Their newest mass market car (Y) is 6 years old in January. Their other models on sale are 13 (S), 10 (X) and 9 (3) years old respectively with no sign of replacements. The normal in the industry is 6 to 8 years before a model gets a complete redesign so these cars are dinosaurs by comparison. Tesla had a lead and are completely blowing it. There is no sign of course correction as there are no new models in the near horizon. Their core activity, car production, has been neglected.

Since they are a robot company now they should give up the cars

Yeah that’s their plan now that they have no choice

yea but tsla surged this week over Elon saying they are now AI chip maker

I am just losing hope here! With Elon controlling Twitter, and seeing his propaganda army there, I don't think it'll correct to its reality for a long time. I just don't see how his worshipers are gonna learn any lesson anytime soon! If anything, the world is going to see more and more such scammers controlling the financial markets with the help of control over social media. Sorry for being so pessimistic!

Who cares about giving money to the Nazi when there's painting peeling... Small wonder Tesla owners are held in such contempt.

Not trains. Trains are bad.

Not for long

I don’t know anyone with a Tesla and i never see them on the road. Maybe a cybertruck every couple of weeks

To be fair to Achilles41, the paint on Teslas has been shit since long before Elon started throwing around Nazi salutes on stage.

It even comes with free toxic sludge!

Do you ever wonder if in like 50 years people are going to look at this stretch and say things like “I mean, Tesla was obviously overvalued… why did no one see it?”

Fire. The. CEO. This isn't the least bit complicated.

They sell robots, not cars Of course they don't sell either but you have to believe tweets to own the stock