What do you mean kicking the can doesn’t work
They are two weeks away from 1 million Robotaxis.
Literally like 10 companies ahead of them in California. Meanwhile people on FSD sub complaining it can't handle leaves
“Top rival”, lol I guess this time around Trump was the top rival to my bid for the presidency.
What kind of renegade drives over leaves. That’s absurd!!
If everyone says that Tesla is number two, eventually it will be a big ole number two.
When will we jail Elon for fraud?
Elon gave up on moving Tesla along when he decided to go full NAZI politically. That is sad because he was able to do interesting technical things when he actually concentrated on something.
When I did a personal deep dive into the data about 4 years ago it was pretty obvious that Tesla was indistinguishable from last place in self-driving cars. Seems like they haven't really caught up at all
"race"
DNS.
Wow, does Seeking Alpha have any moderation at all for their comments section? It’s like an alternate universe there, where commentators just pull facts out of thin air. If you only read the comments, you’d think Tesla is doing great and will soon put every other company out of business.
Great, now Elon has to lie twice as hard.
Yes, but they don't know yet that a human can drive the car only with their eyes, so the car can too, because Elon really, really wants that.
Don't worry, I heard Tesla will have Robotaxi availability in all 50 states and flights to Mars soon. Probably by the EOTY.
Well my imaginary company is number 3 since I'm claiming I'm in the Robotaxi game too.
Shit comma.ai is catching up to them fast and they’re using just two cameras to drive a Prius
Average human beings actually cannot safely drive in fog, approach a curb or reverse from a parking spot, without sensors. The camera only approach, is a disaster. Robotaxi is already canceled until 2027 (minimum) & is now going to be a Model 2 instead.
wont happen he has unlimited money to pay lawyers
And pay governments, too
Add another week and we have 1 million robots.
He wasn’t. His company was. He’s just the CEO.
That security detail must be thoroughly vetted to ensure he’s not punched in the face every day.
Lmao the difference between here and in tesla subs is hilarious to see 😂
I don't think so. They won't be able to make a Model 2 cheap enough to compete. And if it is that absurd 2 seater nonsense then it won't have any takers. I don't think they will ever release a model 2 or a Cybercab.. Or any new model ever.
To fall behind in a race where you haven't even left the garage yet.
Seeking Alpha is a site for private investors and many there have money in the Tesla game. They do whatever they can to keep Tesla floating. These people are sharks
Next year for sure
Yeah, much rather drive through walls.
There is a well known guy named „mlhutche“ over there, shilling Tesla out of his azz for years If you need a fanboi don‘t look any further. That guy posted 9000 comments so far, all about praising Tesla. It‘s comical.
I think you're right, they're in a death spiral now. There will be nothing but bullshit.
Bold to assume Tesla was even in the race.
At this pace, a million mini-Elons by 2040.
Just remember the three rules: - no water exposure - no feeding after midnight - no direct sun exposure
Turns out I use my ears to identify sirens.
You underestimate the avarice of lawyers.
Wait... (Carries the two) Oh! Yes.
You think that's going to stop him from throwing his deathtrap taxis out on highways?
And there's room for more than two.
How many figuratively?
Next year!
When we find out who is in his pocket.
\#2, yes, they are the shit.
A Brazilian
The point is to dust off the con from July 2016 when he claimed the cars would be autonomous soon enough so you can make profit off them as a car share. https://www.tesla.com/master-plan-part-deux Just like Hollywood has gotten lazy with remakes and sequels, Elon needs something people think is cheaper and will create revenue for them.
No Roman Salute.
Yeah but it's *robots* now. Robot cars are so outdated.
With in vitro fertilization, this actually probably the most achievable
Musk has probably cancelled Christmas.
Leaves, wait til they discover it can't handle shadows either.
> Meanwhile people on FSD sub complaining it can't handle leaves Do you have a link, I'd like to read some of that. ETA: Never mind, found [it](https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaFSD/comments/1ol86d5/fsd_141_fails_the_blowing_leaves_test/). I didn't know there was a /r/TeslaFSD.
Brazilian Wax Job
They can still admit they were wrong and start equip and integrate Lidar to their cars. With their manufacturing capability, they can still be able to catch up. But that means Elon admit he was wrong and his ego does not allow it
Yep. Elmo's hubris will eventually sink Tesla. I'm just a little surprised that it hasn't tanked sooner. Had a ride in a BYD yesterday... Such a better car than my Model Y.
Waymonis out there killing it.
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