Spottswoodeforgod
2025-11-02 19:16
Smart people those Danes.
GarysCrispLettuce
2025-11-02 19:24
Gee, are Europeans wary of Nazis or something? Bizarre!
[deleted]
2025-11-02 19:30
It’s almost like being a political hack and acting smarter than everyone else pisses them off
[deleted]
2025-11-02 19:31
Ohboy
Chemical-Idea-1294
2025-11-02 19:51
Norway, Great Britain, Sweden, Spain and Netherlands, everywhere down up to 50%.
Only in the end-of-quater months they have somehow ok numbers.
Electrifying2017
2025-11-02 19:55
As expected from people who invented the Danish.
Spottswoodeforgod
2025-11-02 19:58
Yeah I know - I just thought it read better as Danes and went for it.
[deleted]
2025-11-02 20:02
Tesla constantly rebounds in the last month of the Q by A LOT. To me it looks quite suspicious honestly…
EczachlyLB
2025-11-02 20:06
Elon & Tesla are a joke 🤡
EczachlyLB
2025-11-02 20:08
But Elon said his next car is gonna fly 🤣🤡
soldieroscar
2025-11-02 20:23
Does this hurt the chances of elons trillion dollar paycheck?
QVRedit
2025-11-02 20:25
Gosh - it’s almost as if there were some new underlying reason… /S
GongTzu
2025-11-02 20:33
Clever people talking with their money. Maybe fElon should have kept his mouth shut and kept away from government work.
AgentSmith187
2025-11-02 20:37
Dont be silly the goalposts will just move and he will demand 2
[deleted]
2025-11-02 20:42
Sorry to disappoint, but in Denmark its called "wienerbrød" based on that fact that bakers from Vienna introduced it here.
We did still invent Lego, though.
[deleted]
2025-11-02 20:45
Nah, they always run extra large rebates, 0% interest loans and other incentives. I think many buyers know this and simply wait for it. Which means they are basically ruining their own sales in the first two months of the quarter, and are now forced to do a firesale in the last month to try to salvage it.
Its not suspicious, just stupid.
Adigr0709
2025-11-02 20:45
A lot of respect for Denmark people,you are doing the right thing
[deleted]
2025-11-02 20:46
Maybe, but he needed to dismantle and cripple all agencies that were already investigating his businesses or who might be doing so in the future.
Electrifying2017
2025-11-02 20:57
Smart marketers.
henrik_se
2025-11-02 21:03
The Austrians? 🤔
henrik_se
2025-11-02 21:09
https://www.car.info/en-se/tesla/stats?from=2022-01&to=2025-10&vd=4&tcs=registered&tcg=registered&tcf=registered&tci=&cumulative=0
That's the Tesla sale chart in Sweden by month, super duper spiky as always. When the September numbers came out, all the Tesla idiots were like "best selling model again! We're so back on!!!1!1!1!1".
Cool, October numbers are out, and they're abysmal. They sold 1728 cars in September, and 134 in October. Looking at YTD sales in Sweden, Tesla is the #5 EV brand, and the Model Y is the #3 EV model.
techbunnyboy
2025-11-02 21:56
Should be at the bottom of every car list
MarioMartinsen
2025-11-02 22:06
What have you achieved in your life besides posting on Reddit? 🤡
[deleted]
2025-11-02 22:21
in Europe? I never saw any discounts running in the past 2 quarters.
[deleted]
2025-11-02 22:22
you can't possibly have such a fluctuation in buyer interestest each quarter. Something is odd in my opinion...
[deleted]
2025-11-02 22:27
As the most recent example, they ran a promotion in Denmark in the end of Q3 where they paid 25.000 DKK (around 3900 USD) extra for any traded-in vehicle when buying a Tesla. That ended, and sales plummeted again.
I can promise you right now that in december there will be some sort of discount to boost sales. Whether its 0% interest, free supercharging for a year or something else, remains to be seen. But there will be something.
StanchoPanza
2025-11-02 23:03
stock price will shoot $50, Elon will want another $1T
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2025-11-02 23:12
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North-Outside-5815
2025-11-02 23:28
Great news. Well done, fellow Nordics.
jaimi_wanders
2025-11-02 23:32
OP explains it upthread—Tesla runs periodic big sales, so people who want one wait for one to come around and then all buy them at once, making the numbers spike briefly by cannibalizing from the other months sales figures if they just sold them at the same price year-round.
Extreme short-termism, typically used by a company circling the drain to generate quick cash to pay the most pressing bills—ask me how I know!— and by companies trying to look good to a prospective buyer who won’t know they bought a lemon of a company until it’s too late—again, I have been unlucky enough to work for such owners, and damn if they weren’t all Limbaugh or Apprentice or Sarah Palin fans…
timothywilsonmckenna
2025-11-02 23:53
All my homies hate Elon Musk.
towelracks
2025-11-03 01:14
Suddenly I understand why it's viineri in Finnish.
Schmich
2025-11-03 01:25
Tiny market that HQ won't care about unfortunately (6 million people in population).
practicaloppossum
2025-11-03 01:28
Didn't you also invent marzipan?
Phosistication
2025-11-03 01:29
And still, the stock will go up, thanks to Wallstreet’s disconnection from reality years ago
Historical-Many9869
2025-11-03 03:59
why would anyone buy from a fascist
neliz
2025-11-03 04:10
Etymology is beautiful
Bambussen
2025-11-03 06:19
Nope. Almonds doesn’t grow in Denmark so the origin is not likely to be Danish. It’s most likely Italien.
Bambussen
2025-11-03 06:21
Tesla did both 0% financing and trade in offer.
DistributedView
2025-11-03 10:18
Tesla's greatest achievement is arguably their financial engineering.
They have always gamed the reporting dates (something most listed companies do to an extent, but Tesla has taken it to another level).
I'd not be at all surprised if they pushed sales into the back end of each quarter and slow paid suppliers into the start of the next quarter in order to juice their reported cash balances for their SEC filings. A strategy which works when sales are growing....
YamatoRyu2006
2025-11-03 11:46
Rule #4 and Rule #7 violation
Dirty_Old_Town
2025-11-03 12:16
Tak for mad.
Elon is a røvhul.
[deleted]
2025-11-03 12:28
Velbekomme!
foersom
2025-11-03 12:37
Good.
jol72
2025-11-03 12:57
My theory is that some guy from Vienna brought it to Denmark so they called it "wienerbrød" or "bread from Vienna".
Then some Dane brought it to the US and they called it "Danish" - I guess "Danebread" would have been better...
[deleted]
2025-11-03 13:03
No need to theorize, since its well-know that bakers from Austria were encouraged to come work in Denmark in the 1850's and they brought their own recipies and methods. There was a big strike among Danish bakers, so bakery owners brought in Austrian bakers to do the job instead. The recipies were adapted to local taste and became very popular. Then in the first part of the 1900's it was brought to the US by Danish immigrants, explaining why its called Danish, because it was at first sold primarily in Danish bakeries in the US.
jol72
2025-11-03 13:22
Thanks for the background and history. Always good to learn more.
torokunai
2025-11-03 18:08
Elon gave me $6000 off and 6 months of free s/c to book a Model Y sale in 4Q2023
yummytunafish
2025-11-04 07:58
PewdiePie's wife?
WadeMacNutt
2025-11-04 08:45
Sure, but flying cars though
practicaloppossum
2025-11-04 22:16
Well, the word marzipan is germanic, and almost all marzipan in the US comes from Odensee...
But actually it's origins are probably in Spain, during the time of the Caliphate.