Tesla is built on names

Wrong. The only name that matters for Tesla is Elon. If he leaves, dies, or is outed then Tesla will likely immediately crumble.

I’ve said it long time ago Elon is an expensive buzz word generator. People fall for it so why not.

80s kids version of futuristic

90s ish

I like that. Spot on

You mean Optimus

Yep. I lost it when they named their hubcaps “Aero Covers”. Unfortunately, these stupid buzzwords are used across all of Elon’s companies.

That’s what you think. Elon is busy working on his Optimusk robot right now to replace himself as CEO and run the company through Grok AI. No trillion dollar compensation package required either.

Exactly. He is just selling snake oil.

Nice

Hes stolen ideas from every decade of sci fi tbh

Yes. Please provide underage nudes to keep your car runing.

Can’t wait for him to OD on ketamine.

Won’t be long!

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Crooks

>Tesla is Elon. Heil elon!

Nope. He got something up his butt that handles all the dosing.

You forgot Grokipedia  The most idiotic and cringe of them all.

Snake oil= futuristic lubricant

But, Cybertruck…

- 2018 - Model 3 - 2020 - Model Y - 2024 - Cybertruck

Is this a Tesla thread where I can actually talk about Tesla without getting banned from the group? Like honest objective thoughts. Good and the bad?

Don't forget that fElon's 'Hyperloop' was just a rebranding of a 100 year old concept. Fits right in with that narrative.

It's already starting to crumble.

How hard is it to create a bot that says "next year?"

Going back over 200 years, and including the ideas that are impractical, impossible and ridiculous.

Unfortunately that is a sickness that has been infecting businesses for decades now.

Neuralink?

CyberToaster.

200 years! There's a good reason nobody else has ever bothered to try it. It's stupid!

Curious to hear what is good given the current share price. Reduce the share price by 90 percent and sure they make nice cars.

No I was just talking in general because on the other Tesla subs if I have an opinion I get banned for some reason. This was happening during the beginning of the year when there was this DOGE craze that was happening. And the fanboys and others alike couldn't take criticism.

I think he meant Optimist - emphasis on the mist.

There's an app for that. (and several 110v plugs)

Stupid name.

Sounds like something Elon could think of, indeed. Lol

Nikola Tesla was born in 1856. 169 years ago. And Musk isn't even a founder.

Much easier then whatever the fuck it is that elons been promising and failing at, clearly

And it would almost certainly be less of a white nationalist. Even MechaHitler Grok is still a step in improvement from the real thing.

Will it still walk with me to get a Coke?

Elon: thanks imma call it “Vyper Lube”

They don't make nice cars.

Just like Starlink.

Supercharger (charger), Biohazard filter (HEPA filter), Octovalve (multiport valve), FSD-Autopilot (Driver assist), Gigafactory (Large factory), Aero covers (wheel trims) the list of shite buzzwords goes on ...

they make perfectly fine cars except for the death-trap self immolation part but hey nothing is perfect.

I think it will be called analink and will probably be available next year.

Even the Rivans, and GM electric cars aren't any good. Nothing is perfect

Sadly, I think the grift would go on without him at this point.

I'm afraid that on that one, there is a sound engineering basis for the right hubcaps offering a real aero advantage. Typical wheels aren't smooth at all, and the top of the wheel is traveling at twice the airspeed of the car. Pizza pan hubcaps or a favorite hack on r/hypermiling.

I would automatically subtract "tech" points for such names...the worst of all is "giga". It's hard for me to believe that people actually use the names that Elons spouts. Heck, when we invented the internet and folks said "cyberspace", I asked them what they were talking about - yet 30+ years later folks don't even realize how dumb that is? "cybertruck"? Idiotic.

When it starts losing money and PE goes negative, it would be fun to watch them pumping it.