Yesterdays was Teslas Blackberry re launch, and look how that went. Research In Motion RIM part Deux.
Ioniq 5 base trim is cheaper and better for the money. They aren't winning on quality or price Also the small matter that the richest man in the world used all his political power to remove food aid to the world and has ensured thousands of children will starve Let this company die already
No 1000’s of Optimus “Robots” this year, according to Leon. Up over 6 USD. It’s crazy.
He should have done an apple job and not a RIM job
Dan Ive's anus is the shape of Elon's mangled penis.
Lol no worries NVIDIA got this with a surprise green candle from letting xAI buy chips for equity. Whatever this may have to do with TSLA, it seems it added another 20-30b market value to it. Circle jerk continues for some time still. But TSLA may get mature enough to short it soon.
“Headwinds grow“ lol its still a trillion+ dollar car company that sells less cars than any other automaker.
The difference was Blackberry was good. Just too late to switch to smartphones
Tesla is so fucked. It’s not a matter of IF, it’s a matter of WHEN it goes the way of MySpace, Nokia, Intel, etc… All were once market leaders. Now? Not so much. Wish the SnP500 would remove them so people that buy indexes weren’t forced to buy into the delusion.
It's great leadership from the top. I'm sure robotaxi and optimus revenue is about to spike.
Tesla has to run out of road soon
Trillion dollar valuation, with revenue of less than 100 billion
My butthole hurts Mr. Musk... Shut up, Dan!
"But here's where it stung" AI slop articles, fuckkkk
Sadly, many new Tesla's int he bay area these days.
I watched a video on the new cars and some of the parts and thought processes of the car "design" seem crazy, there is a glass roof, but they lined the roof on the interior, so it makes it pointless. And then there's the funk where the plastic part looks too small for the area and you can see exposed "engine" bay, and i think from memory that area isn't waterproof anymore? So a lot of it seems worse than the originals.
They will be able to once the inclusion criteria are no longer met, the first of which is likely to be earnings ceasing to be positive. Many stocks are kept in, at least for a while, despite this, but I have a feeling the Index Committee will be keen to be shot of TSLA as soon as they can be as a) they'll be able to see as clearly as you and I can that it is going to collapse and b) they won't want it in the Index when it does.
I remember Jim Chanos telling a story of how his firm had reduced its $TSLA short to limit risk, and to his horror he realised his firm had actually become net long $TSLA because of a long $SPY position.
That takes talent and vision
I had a Tesla rental car. It was an absolute piece of shit with terrible build. I made them get me something—anything—else. They gave me an Ioniq 5. Not a bad car at all and on a completely different level than the Tesla in every way.
I've got ~30,000 miles on a 2023 MY with no complaints. I noticed Hertz allegedly has a Kia Niro EV available for a roadtrip I'm doing later this month so I punted the $80 on that instead of putting the 1600 miles on my car/tires. Figure it'd be fun to see how the other half is living now (alas Kia is going NACS next model year apparently)
they deleted the HEPA filter too and the auto-folding mirrors No AM/FM because Fuck You Po' Person Physical seat controls on the side: HAHA Get Fucked! Steel hood instead of aluminum will be fun to lift, too I was expecting a meh from Tesla with this, not a fail of this magnitude. Still up +2% from Friday because nothing has to make sense now
Tesla is going to crash so hard.
Terrible thing is Tesla can build 1000 useless optimus...
Tesla isn't tied to any real-life performance, Elmo's billionaire buddies will just buy more stock anyway.
You know one thing i forgot to mention regarding that AM/FM deletetion. Don't some or all road tunnels use AM or FM transmission as their emergency evacuation system? Or is that old school now?
That dumbass will make a good lesson on "how to kill your company" in business schools.
Didn’t they initially get in to the 500 by hoarding and timing carbon credits in a fudgy fashion?
Its going to be half that soon with the decline in sales. They have 140 showrooms in Europe selling a couple of cars a month.
lets face it: prople may want teslas but they dont want Elon’s teslas
Now I have 2 things to try and un-visualise.
Tesla was BUILT on the back of carbon credits and EV subsidies. Ffs the government was paying around 20% of the cost of people’s car. For 17 years! Elons the world’s biggest welfare queen.It’s no wonder he lost his shit when the subsidies got removed. Pisses me off knowing my tax dollars were used on this trash. Time to stop paying them I guess. Loop holes, under the table, whatever I have to do. They shut down the department of education but we can give Elon 38 billion in subsidies… unreal.
Buttttttt… how will people read about the 38 billion in subsidies if we shut down the dept of education?
Yes, he has poisoned the brand with his extracurricular activities. The sad part about this, is why it took this to start his downfall rather than multiple acts of fraud on a grand scale that should have been prosecuted many years ago. Even when TSLA goes broke, he's still going to have tons of cash to live a life of luxury rather than being in prison where he belongs.
Pay me $10 to take a Swasticar... I'll immediately donate it to NPR/PBS.
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