Bullish!!!
Positive news,means the company is not anymore a car company!1!1!1 bullish
Research in motion.
US sales down China sales down Europe sales down
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Enron already said Tesla is now a humanoid robot company, who f*** cares the car sales.
Sans the research.
Turkey sales easily covers that. Bullish!
Not a car company anymore, not making money anymore, we're up baby!!
This bad news means Tesla stock will be up strong again today!
But after 3 months, they now have ~30 Robotaxis with safety driver. Bullish.
Stock Up, makes perfect sense.
My dear spouse just bought a Chevy Equinox EV. Pretty much superior in fit and finish to my neighbor's Tesla. Drives like a dream
Super bullish. The stock can finally go to $400 Thank you for the blessing
What a fraud!
Market share is for suckers. Growth is where it's at. What's that, growth is likely to be negative for the second year in a row? We've still got almost 40% of the EV market. To the moon!!!
TSLA. Stock is sky high because it will have a monopoly in any market they enter. When that monopoly doesn’t come true, they will enter another market where they surely have monopoly this time. The old overvalued growth-stock share price is the old baseline and will have to go up to account for the coming monopoly in the new markets. Rinse and repeat for perpetual reasons for stock price increases. Who cares about revenue. Tesla has been predicted to dominate so many market spaces so it surely will succeed. No need to check out the track record on those predictions.
Hey hey dont forget about the five cars in India. They sold zero before so its an INFINITY PERCENT increase
It doesn't matter given that Robo taxis are supposed to save the company. 🙄 "If somebody doesn't believe that Tesla is going to solve autonomy, I think they should not be an investor in the company," CEO Elon Musk
They changed the goalposts entirely. They've abandoned cars. Now we're supposed to evaluate them on growth of humanoid robots, no idea what for though. There is no market for humanoid robots. It's only an odd ball happenstance that we now have "AI" so it'll be cool to stuff an "AI" in a human-like body. If you're going to make a robot, its task is more than likely to be specialized, making a specialized form more efficient. It's the reason why washing machines don't look like rosey from the jetsons + a washboard.
It's not a car company its AI or something
Yet the stock is up.
Time to hand Musky a $1 trillion payday for this brilliance
Nazi’s net worth up
Aaand the best of it: they sell those rides 5x cheaper than competition. They must be hugely profitable on this very soon.
So, if Tesla isn't a car company. And many riders in major cities around the world will never take Robotaxi, how will they fund autonomy?
How much was it if you don’t mind telling? Was it under $35k?
Right at $34K. And then there is the $7,500 tax rebate , but that ends 9/30/25 Edit- ok, I'm not sure if the dealer took out the tax rebate, which would obviously put it into the $40s. She has her finances, and I have mine...
Once Optimus starts driving the robotaxi, that's where the real savings begin!
Solid deal!
It was AWD- we have snow and hills where I live- so that adds a few thousand
Who’s still buying these cars? lol
They are Losing share % of the ev market. But at best in 2024 they had 4.9% of the total car market.
Just to add to this. Their total market share is something like 3 or 4%. Toyota is 15%... Just to put into perspective how crazy the stock evaluation is. Looking at their stock price you would think their market share is 99%.
That’s the unlimited money glitch. They can sell all the robots to themselves forever.
If only people would do that. Zero is a number.
leave the counting to trump 😆
Only 1.1T? I mean ruining the USA and helping to elect a King that tries to turn the whole place into a dictatorship should be worth 10T imagine Tesla manufacturing concentration camps that produce weapons like rockets and tanks with labor slaves. Just as the big idol with the beard. Am I right that this is the grand sceme?
News came out that Musk doesn't want to sell cars any more, seems like that's going to happen sooner than anyone thought.
Once the robots start selling AI investment opportunities to each other we've truly reached AGI.
Still idiots buy cars from a company which is not a car company.
Putting it into even more perspective. Tesla's market cap is more than VW + Ford + GM + Toyota + Daimler + BMW + .....
Its a stock company. They sell dreams and hopes to bagholders.
It's easy, taxpayer pays for ketamine dreams.
I think Elon is envisioning a market for waifu-girl f***bots.
Hard to grow to a $10T company by selling cars. They need to start selling dreams.
Imagine if they had to compete on a level playing field.
Sure in the car market. But they are gonna smash the home robot market any day/week/month/year/decade/century now.
Absolutely. Even if you believed Tesla was going to revolutionize robotaxis and humanoid robots (they're not), they need to sell cars in the meantime to fund it cuz they ain't close on either one.
App downloads for Robotaxis are high so… 🐂
They have been for years. How many people put a deposit on their vaporware roadster.
Until they take full legal responsibility for accidents in all FSD cars (with same hardware as their Robotaxi), I would be wary about taking an autonomous ride in any of their cars. They've had plenty of time to incorporate additional sensors, ala waymo, I think it's become apparent that cameras only isn't the correct way to go.
Is this the end of the elmobile?
Yes. Cameras only is susceptible to the same problems as humans in poor visibility due to things like weather or glare. Other sensor types help to mitigate those problems.
More like fantasies.
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Except humans can mitigate: shades, visors, wipers high beams, or simply pull over if conditions are simply too bad. Teslas tend to just run into people.
good fuck Elon
Elon's just not properly compensated for all he does. Another trillion on top might get him to stop posting White Replacement memes, sexually harassing his employees into producing more male spawn, or poaching talent for his side projects long enough to focus on completing one of his planned projects at Tesla.
It's WILD to have a company do so badly in a market that's growing all over the world.
I would argue that the extra trillion will encourage him to keep on doing it.
An infinite percentage more than they had last August!
Competition heats up; Tesla as-delivered quality and customer service drops off; brand image performs suicide; deranged frontman no longer relevant or of interest; multiple lawsuits on directly-caused deaths come to fruition; multiple lawsuits on sales fraud and consumer-directed lies come to fruition; engineering progress becomes engineering regression; no longer regarded as a good purchase; disastrous product launches; company shares use to prop up failing business and private ventures of deranged frontman. All valid, all contributing to more accurate market share occupation. Let's hope (ideally not in vain) that the meme-stock "valuation" falls through the floor with all the best follow-on of watching the funders come for Tesla collateral from the Twitter débâcle.
Stock pops on the news!
Thats because everyone is waiting for robotaxi. Which loser just wants to get in their car or catch a bus and go? Duh!
But does it have cool 80s references like cyber and plaid speed and other dumb things?
This has nothing to do with stock price?
Literally saw a headline today that said "Tesla wants out of the car business". I didn't bother to read the article, but I presume it's because they can't manage to sell any of their Nazi-mobiles to their core customer base of left-wing environmentalists...
It's not just competition. I own a Tesla and know many others that do as well. Because of Elon's antics I will never buy another Tesla again. And 90% of the owners I know won't either. I love the car but will not support anything that he is involved in. Ever.
Elon wants to make Ketamine Great Again.
But stock is really undervalued
Fusk is working on a story to sell unwalkable optipus robots for 500k
A company already exist that sells dreams….Build Your Dream aka BYD. They also just happen to sell cars on the side. Time to rename Tesla to BYACH. “Build Your American Car Home”. Selling EV camper vans with Optimus cook, chaperone and sexbot
Market share dropping means stock value goes up right?
No cars also means no cybercab or FSD bullshit... How much longer can this grift go on?
exactly. same.
Don't worry though, we'll definitely still buy his Nazi robots to live in our homes with us
Pretty genius. If you wanna sue the guy you have to openly admit to handing tesla 250k for nothing more than a promise.
It bothers me how he went off the rails. When ludacris mode came out and they went their own way. The easter eggs are fun. He just went and made them his entire identity.
Yeah! Still no full service yet, less areas than competitors, and still need a driver inside, but bullish!1!1!1! Maybe competition in robotaxis will not eat out Tesla's lunch as they did in EVs,even if Tesla started 10 years ago with this. Everything is bullish!!
Ultra Bullish. A ‘Service’ that hasn’t even made a dime yet but is toooooyslly gonna blow up. Anytime now. Just a little longer…
He’s stuck in the 80s and 90s
You are missing the big part. Soon everyone who takes a ride in a Tesla taxi will get a fraction of a share of the company. Ride around in them long enough and you too can own a part of the delusion.... Er... I mean dream.
Seriously, is that the next pump scheme? Lol. Board a ride, get a free stock.
yeah, and the city of Seattle just contracted with Waymo. used to be nothing but Teslas up here.
Oh but that means that Tesla can focus on … umh … Robots! Or Spacecraft! Or … Diners? Anyway. Stock up 1000%.
Their car stagnation aside, I always thought it was an interesting choice for Elon to alienate his buyer base for a buyer base that don't like EVs.
due to exploiting a similar loophole trick as they did in Canada last year: [https://electrek.co/2025/09/02/tesla-sales-surged-in-turkey-over-a-loophole-that-has-been-patched/](https://electrek.co/2025/09/02/tesla-sales-surged-in-turkey-over-a-loophole-that-has-been-patched/)
What do you guys realistically see will happen to his fortune. His robots, Ai, tunnels, aren't working. The only thing ill give him credit that works is starlink. I live in rural area and that shit is clutch, everything else i despise and I don't support him. Genuinley curious cuz im not that smart of a person.
Agree. Starlink has a sustainable advantage and it still has a blue ocean to exploit. Regarding Tesla my bet is that he basically aims 2 things get Tesla's shareholders money to put in xAI and take those 30 billion of his CEO bonus. He will do that before the market realizes Tesla will sink. Until there he will try to mislead the cult saying that Tesla will benefit as investor of xAI and this BS on robot taxis (which some time the market will realize as another unacomplished promise). And he will bet a lot on xAI. But xAI it is a black box and only a bet yet clearly behind OpenAI and the others competitors.
It should die already. The irrationality of the market is something else, or the game is seriously rigged.
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