Stock up 15% tomorrow
So far... Xiaomi is going to destroy Tesla
No see we going to mars.. in a spaceship
Kinda shocked that someone in China would be a Tesla.
It was already up bigly on Friday
Please put Elon on the very first flight.
China those are rookie numbers….
And the Chinese love Elon. He's a celebrity there. No one cares about his racism. They love the guy. And even there sales are down. That's how fucked Tesler is.
Look Tesla is only doing poorly if you look at traditional metrics like sales or product quality. But when you consider things like vibes and corruption, it all starts to make sense
Put him in the next Starship. Money where your mouth is dummy
How soon until China appropriates his assets there and drops his net worth by a third?
Burger sales are up 100% YoY. Tesla!
A two stage rocket by the way... With the first stage needing fuel to maneuver, return, and land... Cool tricks... 👀
Robots in disguise.
I don't like elon musk tbh. I don't really like China tbh. But people being proud of buying things that were creatwled from where they are from I really like. So if tesla was to dominate the American market i would take l my hat off to them; similarly as I do BYD to the Chinese market etc... I only wish a brit that there were affordable British electric cars.
it will be all time high before bankruptcy
They're a lot cheaper, and for the Chinese, Tesla still has a sheen of luxury brand That will be gone in a year or so.
You have to add that they are down 15% in sales while the total EV sales went up by 10%. On that note the stock jumped 20 points on Friday.
But Cletus mcbuttfuck told me the Chinese are going to save tesla. The model YL!!!! Incoming excuse from Tesla superfans that the Model YL is causing the Osborne Effect on current sales. You’ll see next month when the sales are higher than ever!!
For the amount of money a Su7 cost vs a model y in china, it's pretty easy to see why, the su7 seems to be a better looking car and offers a lot more features. Tesla seems to be slowing down in innovation and is lagging behind. Whatever happened to the Chinese development team that was going to pump out Chinese market cars that talked about at one stage?
Why is patriotism good, but only for cars? Surely you don’t think the same way about textiles, for example.
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They'll bail themselves out by issuing more shares.
The MYL may be too little too late.
Isn't it seen as a wealthy status symbol?
That’s the thing about the Tesla slobs. By the time it’s irrefutable (even though sane people knew the whole time) that their bull thesis was wrong, they’re already suckling on the teet of Elons next grift. By the time its undeniable that the model yl was at best a nothing burger and at worst a failure, they will have already considered that old and irrelevant news because Elon tweet that the “ball licker v2000” robots are imminent.
They won't. But their competition will poach all the engineers.
They’re slowing down in innovation because the people capable of innovation aren’t allowed to innovate. . . They have to develop whatever’s dictated to them by an egotistical boss who doesn’t have a history of being innovative, thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, and surrounds himself with “yes men”. NOT a good culture for driving innovation. Oh. . ! AND high-level employees are leaving in droves.
Wow I had no idea they were cheaper. In the states they are expensive and require subscriptions and additional fees.
Elons slipping, he’s too greedy for control of everything he’s slipping. Although he would like to be this all knowing alien he is not it and he’s simply human. Tesla should have had a model2 out ages ago. They have allowed BYD in the door by allowing the Chinese gov to steal Tesla’s RnD from right under their noses and hence here is a mini EV with so much promise the BYD Seal. Also Tesla need to scrap their FSD Philosophy and introduce something new and robo taxis are about 10years away from what he has previously promised!
That is why a new model Y L is out to attract buyers.
Only down 15%? That's very bullish.
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