etaoin314
2025-08-18 16:00
fight, fight fight!!
CivilWay1444
2025-08-18 16:09
Bros breaking up?
luv2block
2025-08-18 16:09
It's so ridiculous that these idiots can't behave like rational adults. This is an admonishment of capitalism that these types of people are the "cream" that rises to the top.
desvenne
2025-08-18 16:11
They sound more like spurned lovers that can’t get over the break-up. Why do these prople have all that vitriol and resentment in them?
Let it go….
[deleted]
2025-08-18 16:12
they both suck
Jealous_Check_6789
2025-08-18 16:15
None of these super rich people hate each other as much as they hate common people. We need to remember this.
Dommccabe
2025-08-18 16:17
The psychos rise to the top.
Thats how they can steal, lie and cheat without feeling remorse.
That's how musk could cut federal aid to countries in dire need causing the deaths of possible thousands or more.
He doesnt give a shit about others.
lt1brunt
2025-08-18 16:20
I think AI is going to changed society for bad or good, at least Sam Altman is not a racists/nazi. I hope Sam mopes the floor with Elon.
DocCEN007
2025-08-18 16:22
May they obliterate each other in a poo tornado that also takes out the dozens of other evil oligarchs!
[deleted]
2025-08-18 16:26
Venture capital optimizes for psychopaths for CEOs. They don't want anyone who can understand risk, or entrenched customer bases and products. They want someone who will challenge everything like a pitbull trying to eat a herd of elephants.
ClassicT4
2025-08-18 16:29
How long before Leon challenges him to a cage match that he would find an excuse to back away from. Again.
jason12745
2025-08-18 16:31
This is the advantage of capitalism over a command economy.
Directing hundreds of billions of dollars to companies that don’t make money and put out products that work 95 percent of the time while the leaders become fabulously wealthy.
jayplus707
2025-08-18 16:33
Hopefully he’s not another Nazi.
Sharaku_US
2025-08-18 16:40
That would be very interesting: a Jewish Nazi.
But then again look at the GOP.
TOPLEFT404
2025-08-18 16:40
Oh boy 2 assholes fighting to eventually destroy the world
jayplus707
2025-08-18 16:44
We live in crazy times, nothing is out of bounds anymore….
The_Original_Miser
2025-08-18 16:45
*Let them fight.*
AdministrationTop772
2025-08-18 16:49
Musk sucks more
North-Outside-5815
2025-08-18 16:51
Two despicable men
guynet
2025-08-18 16:51
i despise them both where's my news article
Festering-Fecal
2025-08-18 16:52
They can both fuck off
Zen13_
2025-08-18 16:53
Cada um pior que o outro...
ZanoCat
2025-08-18 16:53
How about a cage fight?
I mean, Elmo still has to fight Zuck as well.
StanchoPanza
2025-08-18 16:54
Both cream & scum rise to the top
DeadMoneyDrew
2025-08-18 17:00
Oh look. A dickhead fight.
Anyway it's lunch time and I'm going to go make a roast beef sandwich.
Fearless_Serve_3837
2025-08-18 17:05
Oligarch fight! Win or lose, we all lose.
PoilTheSnail
2025-08-18 17:08
Ever stirred a swamp with a stick? Then you know what floats up to the top.
Dch131
2025-08-18 17:10
Sam actually has some intelligence while Elon is a conman marketer who wouldn't be able to run a restaurant.
FlexFanatic
2025-08-18 17:12
Musk said in public he changes the responses Groq outputs. Just last week xAI said it would fix the response about OpenAI/chatgpt
joeythemouse
2025-08-18 17:12
Oh good. May they finish each other off.
noodlesallaround
2025-08-18 17:13
Battle of the Billionaires. Let them eat cake.
marmoset
2025-08-18 17:13
Stephen Miller has entered the chat.
joeythemouse
2025-08-18 17:13
Erm. His mummy sent a note.
Euthyphraud
2025-08-18 17:15
Altman has invoked my ire especially as a result of him being a gay man who has been peddling the most sophisticated AI tech to the Saudis and UAE.
Those countries will turn it on their populace to hunt down gay men like Altman and his husband.
But they happily stand for photo ops and have meetings with him because he has money and tech they want.
As a married gay man I am appalled by his willingness to cozy up to people openly wanting to put us to death. I want to admire him - it is nice having a gay man (who isn't Peter Thiel) at the top of the tech industry.
But damn, talk about undermining gay rights.
zooberwask
2025-08-18 17:15
Absolutely. They have more class solidarity than we do.
curiousengineer601
2025-08-18 17:23
Whatever happened to the Musk - Zuckerberg fight?
[deleted]
2025-08-18 17:25
theyre the same person
HereWeGo5566
2025-08-18 17:31
Altman is also a lunatic in his own right. He’s no hero.
empire_of_the_moon
2025-08-18 17:33
Interesting that Altman (Diller, Geffen etc) could easily fund a robust defense of Obergefell but they just don’t.
Because when you are a billionaire rights don’t matter. You can be gay in Saudi Arabia as long as you are royal or very, very rich.
So those rules don’t apply to Altman.
Edit: typo
happymancry
2025-08-18 17:37
Sam Altman is just as bad of a human being, if not worse. Look up why his own board at OpenAI wanted to fire his ass, before big daddy Microsoft came in to stop the board, in order to protect their investment.
Guilty_Strawberry965
2025-08-18 17:38
Fine, i won't berate AI for a day. He earned it
Rafxtt
2025-08-18 17:38
Like his former(?) friend TACO, Musk is a MACO.
Turbulent-Warthog449
2025-08-18 17:40
Cool, I despise both of them and their companies
etaoin314
2025-08-18 17:40
his mom said he was not allowed to roughhouse with his friends
Visual_Collar_8893
2025-08-18 17:40
Tim Cook is also in the tech big names.
XmasNavidad
2025-08-18 17:41
He came up with one excuse after another when he realised Zuck actually trained BJJ. The last excuse was that Musk’s mother forbade him to fight…
curiousengineer601
2025-08-18 17:45
Is that real? How is this guy the richest man on the planet?
hilldog4lyfe
2025-08-18 17:48
Musk is SUBSTANTIALLY worse than Altman. Of course he’s also older so his resume is longer
hilldog4lyfe
2025-08-18 17:48
The gay Jew?
XmasNavidad
2025-08-18 17:50
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-mother-model-maye-warns-against-mark-zuckerberg-fight-2023-6
theedenpretence
2025-08-18 17:58
Can we have a 3 way?
johnsom3
2025-08-18 18:19
This is like Highlander, but with grifters. There can only be one!
MoleMoustache
2025-08-18 18:24
They really aren't.
MoleMoustache
2025-08-18 18:25
Nobody said he is.
Dickheads can exist on different levels.
MoleMoustache
2025-08-18 18:25
He isn't close to being worse than Musk, behave.
>Look up why his own board at OpenAI wanted to fire his ass
You tell us what you think it was based on your speculation. The only official line is here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Removal_of_Sam_Altman_from_OpenAI, none of which make him worse than Musk being a fucking nazi who has done everything Altman has done for a longer period, to more people, with a greater negative impact.
hypercomms2001
2025-08-18 18:31
Yes, and I do hope that Enron Musk loses his head, metaphorically speaking……
Impressive-Kick5
2025-08-18 18:38
Good luck to both sides😈
JamesLahey08
2025-08-18 18:43
That picture LMAO. Neither of them should be allowed to wear sunglasses.
Exact_Setting9562
2025-08-18 18:53
Isn't Altman the one with the bunker he built because he doesn't trust his AI ?
He might even be worse than Musk. Which is hard to do.
jregovic
2025-08-18 18:56
He shamelessly lies, moves the goal posts, courts sycophants, and then relentlessly moves forward as if his failure to deliver was just a step to the next big thing.
The media and investors eat it all up.
Engunnear
2025-08-18 19:00
Please, please, *please* let them try to settle this by racing rockets to Mars.
YugoReventlov
2025-08-18 19:07
If he's gay, why did he r*pe his sister?
North-Outside-5815
2025-08-18 19:08
See exhibit Stephen Miller
TheMightyBattleCat
2025-08-18 19:12
In the Colosseum no less, that he had totally legitimately "booked"!
He also challenged Putin and Johnny Depp to a cage fight. Hopefully one day someone takes him up on it.
FrogmanKouki
2025-08-18 19:16
What friends?
curiousengineer601
2025-08-18 19:30
Putin is 72 years old? Musk is 54. Isn’t that elder abuse?
bringtwizzlers
2025-08-18 19:31
He's just like me fr
Dharmaniac
2025-08-18 19:36
You win today’s Internets
etaoin314
2025-08-18 19:38
they are from canada, you wouldn't know them
TheMightyBattleCat
2025-08-18 19:47
I think Putin would kick the living shit out of him.
Truth-Eagle
2025-08-18 19:50
Deport Elon musk and release Epstein files.
[deleted]
2025-08-18 20:19
I hate all these people and I hope they make each other miserable.
ej_21
2025-08-18 20:31
yeahhhhhhh, honestly……whatever comes from this piss fight, unless it’s some sort of dramatic mutual destruction, we all lose
CunningWizard
2025-08-18 20:43
Let me put it this way to frame what the guy above is saying: Musk is delusional enough that he thinks he won’t need the bunker because he’ll be revered as a god king engineer.
CunningWizard
2025-08-18 20:46
The biggest lie most of us were taught as kids was that being smart and ethical will be the natural way to success. The reality is it’s psychos like Trump and musk: sometimes bottom barrel morons, sometimes midwits, but with lots of insecurity and drive, who are the ones willing and able to fuck over the number of people it takes to succeed.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d rather be a good and smart person and those around me too, but it doesn’t lead to big time success.
Unlucky-Work3678
2025-08-18 20:50
Tesla has no advantage of literally anything they have touched. I hope it will be the case soon for SpaceX. Something tells me that without Tesla, SpaceX is only going to burn money without sustainability.
Boheed
2025-08-18 21:41
I just hope both sides have an awful time
y4udothistome
2025-08-18 22:11
That’s because Sam Altman is smart close them all down start over let them keep his diner though
relaxyourshoulders
2025-08-18 22:13
Lol, whatever. They’re both vaporware salesmen.
y4udothistome
2025-08-18 22:13
When you figure it out please let us know the question is will Cassala even be around in five years we know the cab company wont be. His time or should I say 15 minutes or years is coming to an end
y4udothistome
2025-08-18 22:14
Tesla but Cassala works.
DoomshrooM8
2025-08-18 22:23
It’s all just games - lying to everyone is just business as usual
Hadleys158
2025-08-18 22:31
A lot of these Silicon Valley CEOs have bunkers.
Peter Thiel: New Zealand.
Mark Zuckerberg: Hawaii
Bill Gates: Washington State and maybe California
Here's a quote.
LinkedIn founder Reid Hoffman has told the New Yorker that at least 50% of Silicon Valley’s wealthiest have ‘apocalypse insurance’ - either an underground bunker or a contingency plan in case of disaster. "Saying you're buying a house in New Zealand is kind of a wink, wink, say no more.”
ThetaDeRaido
2025-08-18 22:37
Rape is about power, not attraction.
NoApartheidOnMars
2025-08-18 22:59
Wouldn't it be great if they both went bankrupt fighting each other ?
m0nk_3y_gw
2025-08-18 23:12
You don't become the richest guy on the planet without being profoundly weird.
Useful_Response9345
2025-08-18 23:16
[fight! fight! fight!](https://tenor.com/view/marilyn-manson-the-fight-song-football-gif-3564705?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_conten)
Think_Monk_9879
2025-08-18 23:23
Do people actually enjoy seeing news about these billionaires every day?
curiousengineer601
2025-08-18 23:26
You could be weird in a cool way like being super in tune to people or can do high level math in your head.
Not weird in a “lets have a bunch of kids with many women and post nazi stuff”
tuctrohs
2025-08-18 23:26
He just wasn't as strategic as musk was at packing his board with sycophants.
TheNamesDave
2025-08-18 23:43
>Sam actually has some intelligence while Elon is a conman marketer who wouldn't be able to run a restaurant.
[Considering the state of the 'Tesla Diner', I wholeheartedly agree with you!](https://www.salon.com/2025/08/18/teslas-futuristic-diner-fizzles/)
hilldog4lyfe
2025-08-19 00:08
You think Altman is worse because he has a bunker? You have a strange ethical framework
Musk’s USAID cuts are estimated to result in **14 million preventable deaths** by 2030 [according to the Lancet](https://ph.ucla.edu/news-events/news/research-finds-more-14-million-preventable-deaths-2030-if-usaid-defunding). Or maybe you don’t care because they’re African?
hilldog4lyfe
2025-08-19 00:21
It’s not even that unusual. My friend’s house growing up had a small bunker in the basement because it was built during the Cold War. Prepping is almost an American tradition at this point.
whimsyoak
2025-08-19 00:36
How can he despise Elon Musk when they’re both very close with Peter Thiel
Hadleys158
2025-08-19 01:01
Yeah, but your friends parents aren't causing the oncoming calamity.
These people are a big part of the worlds problems, and they think they will be ok from the problems they are causing, if it's not bunkers, it is Mega yachts and lear jets etc.
They think they can escape and leave the rest of us behind to burn.
I'd love to see how loyal their staff and bodyguards end up being in these end of days type situations.
It would be more likely they'd be overrun by locals or their own bodyguards.
Bravadette
2025-08-19 01:08
Let them fight.
[deleted]
2025-08-19 01:08
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ProgrammerOk8493
2025-08-19 02:27
Let’s go!
Soggy-Ad-3981
2025-08-19 03:34
i mean at what point do you just nuke new zealand for the hell of it
youre gonna be dead, everyones gonna be dead
might as well nuke the sheep and the assholes on that place who started it
and oh yeah....
inb4 let me just fly halfway around the world in my dorky 500mph 12000 mile range jet before the missiles all land lmao
im sure all my workers will totally work till they die for 30$/hr while bombs are dropping
Soggy-Ad-3981
2025-08-19 03:41
lmao
guys....the reason musk is famous/filthy rich/revered
is because he got stupidly ungodly bigly lucky 2x like unheard of
tesla AND spacex
and at the same time, nearly losing everything
like ffs holy moly
theres always going to be 1 hit wonders, very very few 200B+ 2 hit wonders
this moron got lucky 1 time with openai or something - somewhere in limbo wanting infinite resources and AGI only 1 day away any day now brotherrrrr
and of course is backing another dime a dozen FSD company
and of course some dumb af space company
thats gonna linearly launch shit into orbit, genius
any day now im sure well have all kinda of satallites that can withstand 5000G or something and weigh 50kg
so useful
right up there with slingshot space (this could actually work on moon at least as no air friction, 2 super long ropes and a stick, spin the stick till orbital velocity of moon and yeet them opposite directions)
Hadleys158
2025-08-19 03:49
That's one thing you see in movies that never made much sense, all these people still going to their corporate or government jobs when a end of the world situation would happen.
I personally think the government is never going to tell us if a nuclear war starts or a Earth killing meteor is coming in, just for this reason.
They want the cogs to still run their machine until the last minute.
Soggy-Ad-3981
2025-08-19 03:57
i mean.....youd probably get alot of stupid social media accounts going silent with a flash
and with starlink it would leak out pretty quickly unless you put a clamp on all of it
and given what they are......alot of people would see them pretty quickly
the meteor is a different story though,
tangouniform2020
2025-08-19 04:02
Putin is too vain for those to be photoshopped so I’d say he’s pumped.
Greenpoint_Blank
2025-08-19 04:14
The worst person you know is fighting the other worst person you know… I hope they both get mauled by rabid dachshunds
[deleted]
2025-08-19 07:41
wdym? he just delays it just some years until he sniffed enough K to fix his back
gwenver
2025-08-19 08:24
And to think, schools and parents frown on lying. From what I'm seeing it is the very key to success!
They should be teaching kids not only how to lie through their teeth, but how to double down with even wilder lies when they are found out. /s
[deleted]
2025-08-19 08:31
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[deleted]
2025-08-19 09:21
This is all just for show to make the common people think otherwise. They’re probably having meals together and laughing at us.
Exact_Setting9562
2025-08-19 09:21
It was more because he's getting rich of something that he fears will kill everyone. Africans including.
Bravadette
2025-08-19 10:29
Yeah they are
AdelMonCatcher
2025-08-19 11:14
Scammer v Nazi
ShortbusCometh
2025-08-19 11:41
Why does Sam, no matter what picture he's in, look like he's just about to cry?
[deleted]
2025-08-19 13:02
He was never fighting shit. The guy can barely walk up an incline at this point.
Michael_Schmumacher
2025-08-19 13:20
Leon’s mom called it off (no joke).
elev8dity
2025-08-19 15:21
I don't like the guy, but that allegation is most likely false, especially given the entire family is behind Sam on this one.
elev8dity
2025-08-19 15:22
This is a hilarious visual.
elev8dity
2025-08-19 15:24
They broke up long ago when Musk tried to hostile takeover OpenAI like he did with Tesla.
elev8dity
2025-08-19 15:26
TBF the restaurant industry is actually hard. It's incredibly competitive and the margins are thin.
elev8dity
2025-08-19 15:30
Musk got lucky with his PayPal buyout. He invested that money in SpaceX which got lucky with Bush/Obama privatizing the space industry. With Tesla, he made a hostile takeover after the initial launch product was designed and the ten year strategy was built out. As an early investor in OpenAI, he attempted a hostile takeover to have Sam removed and failed.
[deleted]
2025-08-19 16:19
After working at a bunch of startups I can actually picture a few of the CEOs thinking they can win a fist fight with a bear and it's two cubs. They are fucking idiots in their own special way, every tech CEO backed by venture...
sudaf
2025-08-19 19:05
read the book about Elon by Walter Isaacson.
how anybody even acceptes to work for that wanker is mind boggling
locka99
2025-08-19 21:55
Two grifters at each other's throats. Can they both lose?
callmesandycohen
2025-08-20 01:19
Give it enough time and we’ll all think Sam Altman is an asshole too.
Stand_Up_3813
2025-08-20 01:39
Musk chickened out. I’m no fan of Suck (or fElon for that matter), but musk would have lost the fight badly to Suckerburg.
Stand_Up_3813
2025-08-20 01:41
Are they lies or a ketamine-fueled delusion? Either way, this guy shouldn’t be anywhere near a public business nor the government nor a government contract. Send this guy back to South Africa and keep his fortune in the states. We don’t need more traitors on our soil.
Tecnoguy1
2025-08-20 08:00
Have some awful news from historical precedence of WW2 for you.
reidlos1624
2025-08-20 10:51
Speculative investing. Honestly I think the wealthy have decided to use his company as a sort of money laundering and gambling scheme. There's so much invested into it that it's basically too big to fail.
That-Whereas3367
2025-08-20 15:23
Adolf, Benito and Francisco.
MinuteCautious511
2025-08-20 15:59
Whoever wins. We lose
ArQ7777
2025-08-20 16:59
At least Sam Altman did not scam people for money at Enron level.
micxxx22
2025-08-20 21:44
They're both assholes I wish would disappear.
[deleted]
2025-08-20 22:55
Good. Musk is a douche
Soggy-Ad-3981
2025-08-21 00:36
they got the rocket to land, that in and of itself wouldve made it a 50B company, see firefly etc
came stupidly close to bankruptcy, 2x....
theres a reason nobody else has ever managed it 2x its just stupidly unlikely
although laughably had gates just held his shares or meh jobs (who they wanted out) held his original shares) a trillionaire would already exist
whoever took them public just let him have way too much for really no reason more or less
he was really good at getting the board to approve an 1000x insane paycheck for an 10x insane stock growth.
[deleted]
2025-08-22 14:29
As far as I can tell, nobody who has ever worked with Elon likes Elon
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2025-08-22 14:29
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CowEducational7672
2025-08-23 13:25
God bless.
k-mcm
2025-08-24 06:41
You have way too much play money when your goal is to damage a rival's business for spite rather than profit.
captain_amazo
2025-09-17 18:16
Zuckerberg actually started training which sent a cold chill down Musks flabby spine which subsequently collapsed causing him to constantly dodge putting a date on the calendar.
Zuckerberg got tired of him ducking and called the thing off