Totally apocalypse-proof, just not flimsy-pole-proof unfortunately.
Look at the wheel spinning [24 seconds in](https://youtu.be/qVLesrkJGag?t=24) - it doesn't even seem to be able to get away!
I think the driver is a bit shy and doesn't want to be seen by us non-Tesler mortals. Find that inner peace!
How did you wreck your Cyber Truck? I side swiped a bollard in a parking lot.
I’d say just open the rear door, but it’s a Tesla built with single-digit micron precision and even the slightest frame deviation will render the door inoperable.
I'm just imagining a fire starting in that situation and wondering if it would be possible to get out. Glad there was no fire.
What’s does he mean by “like Indian in India.”
The narrator should definitely be portrayed as a character on the Simpsons
Indian as in from the country India, not Indian as in Native American.
I'm assuming it's clarification that the driver wasn't a native American.
Yeah I can't imagine the curb weight of that pos.
Agreed. Leave it be while it is still within spec.
That would total out a lot of today's vehicles unfortunately.
For a car with a dozen cameras, the drivers sure seem to be blind to anything close to them. I see them all the time and they can't park between the lines to save their ass.
The World Bollard Association would approve.
At least it keeps the driver safe from an incoming missile, right! Right?
Fuck that's terrible seeing damage like that. I really hope that pole can be fixed and repainted.
In the case of most of todays vehicles, it is the driver who is the problem. The CT can make a good driver bad because of the lag and inconsistency in the steering. Plus, the CT is supposed to be ready for the apocalypse.
The pole tried to redeem 😡 How can it slap ? 👋
Yeah I wouldn't trust something that experimental having been designed by Tesla. They are not a car company right? Doesn't this guy have four wheel steering? He could just diagonally back away from that thing.
Yeah, I came here to say the same thing. He can’t even get any purchase to move. Fathers make sure your Teslurs don’t turn to the pole ! lol
You might imagine that, in 2025, a vehicle costing the best part of $100k would deploy a technology to automatically detect objects getting so close they might cause damage. I expect radar would be perfect for this kind of thing...
hahaha!
What an ugly car, the pole did society a favor.
Reach down deep and find your inner checkbook.
Up to 7,000 lbs depending on the config.
It is ready for the apocalypse. To be the burned out husks littering cities and freeways.
That bollard is right next to the battery pack. If that frame is damaged I bet this thing is totaled.
My £6k Sandero has that
2008 Sienna minivan has sensors to alert me I'm close to hitting something.
The dry parking lot in August is a barren place, where my wheels could find no purchase
Nice
Is the narrator mocking the Tesla or not? I can’t tell.
Oh no.....anyway...
Looks like they tried raising it up too. I can't tell if it is at max height or not.
I am really trying to picture how he got stuck like that. An impressive job!
> That would total out a lot of today's vehicles unfortunately. From an insurance perspective, sure, but not mechanically, like this.
Smooth brain advising smooth brain.
It would appear he turned left into the parking lot much too sharply, and at a relatively high rate of speed (he'd make a good Swift driver). Perhaps the 4-wheel steering took him by surprise. He hit the bollard with the driver side door, stoving it in pretty good, which opened a gap between the rear door and the frame, which the bollard wedged into, causing the Cybertruck to stop abruptly. Now he's stuck because the Cybertruck lacks traction to un-wedge the bollard. And, he can't open either driver side door. Hopefully he can climb over to the passenger side and get out.
Still loves the truck though!!
Narrator was slaying out there lmao
That was my best guess. Who knew good visibility in a vehicle was important.
Presented for your enjoyment: Technoking runs over a traffic cone - [https://youtu.be/AjPBS7VxDQ0?t=40](https://youtu.be/AjPBS7VxDQ0?t=40) One of the many, many, many shortcomings of the Incel Camino is the driver's inability to see obstacles close to the vehicle, with the elongated a-pillar blocking the view.
Quite poetic. Nice use of 'purchase'.
Costly for another car maybe, but totaled out? Not nearly. You would still be able to drive a real car after this.
>a real car lolol
He poled the douche panzer. He can cross that off the bucket list
Never heard anything about lag and steering inconsistency. Moreso this had to do with the CT's enormous blind spot in the A-pillar that reviewers have mentioned. Truck driver likely made the left turn into the lot and never saw the pole.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1d89dja/this\_extreme\_lag\_between\_turning\_the\_cybertrucks/](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1d89dja/this_extreme_lag_between_turning_the_cybertrucks/) An example of steering lag.
There’s no lag. Steering is super responsive. What got him was the rear wheel steering. In slow speeds like this it is very pronounced. Caught a few curbs myself.
Ah, that's pretty crazy. And dangerous! Could explain some of the accidents we've seen. Given that this dude seemed to be making a left turn, my guess is steering lag would have actually had it go out wider and miss the pole, so I'm still sticking with my guess that this was due to the A-pillar blind spot. Geezus this truck design has so many problems... First vehicle that Tesla designed under Musk without the help of the actual founders' original masterplan. (Excluding the Semi)
Tesla fan boys : *Cybertruck always in pole position.*
he means to say he is a redneck that thinks that it is relevant because he is a bigot
You got me thinking. Perhaps its newly sentient AI got bored just carrying people around, and decided to try pole dancing instead?
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