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Elon Musk floats $20 trillion valuation days after Tesla misses earnings

rhinoscopy_killer | 2025-07-25 18:01 | 862 views

(Repost, sorry, read the rules this time) I, too, could have a valuation of 20 trillion, after extremely executing 10,000 bank robberies. This is completely childish at this point. I can't believe people listen to anything this asshole says. How is the mountain of falsehoods he repeats on a daily basis not enough to bring up legal questions of fraud? I wonder what kind of reality would make a valuation like that even conceivable. Maybe if every single person on earth replaced all of their cars with Teslas, but never drove any of them, opting to ride in other people's rObOtAxIs instead? So every single human is participating in this weird rotating orgy of car sharing?

Comments (195)
teddykon 2025-07-25 18:06

Who knows.. nuclear fusion, mars colonization.. The valuation hasn’t ever made sense

foo-bar-25 2025-07-25 18:06

Lap it up suckers.

relentlessoldman 2025-07-25 18:07

LMFAO

Scrutinizer 2025-07-25 18:07

Fuck it. Just say five quadrillion at this point. Why even pretend to be realistic.

TheCommonGround1 2025-07-25 18:07

My prediction is Tesla will be worth a quziianfuckityfluckstilliandadadazillian dollars in 5 years. My prediction is as good as Elon’s.

JustAFlexDriver 2025-07-25 18:08

Does anyone know where he sources his ketamins? Apparently he’s paying for the premium high quality ones.

RioRancher 2025-07-25 18:12

I’ll float a $0 valuation and be closer to correct.

herewego199209 2025-07-25 18:13

What is he basing any of this off of?

Breece_Witherspoon 2025-07-25 18:14

how do people continue to fall for this shit

infinit9 2025-07-25 18:14

20 trillion Tesla coins.

Chaz_wazzers 2025-07-25 18:15

For reference that was the market cap of the whole Dow Jones Industrial Average at the start of the year.

ComicsEtAl 2025-07-25 18:15

Must’ve lumped in his compensation package…

mechy84 2025-07-25 18:15

Babies, babies. By the time I'm done with you, you will all be wearing gold plated diapers!

Chemical_Refuse_1030 2025-07-25 18:16

If shares can jump 4% today for literally no reason, they can jump 40% for no reason or 4,000,000% for no reason. The sky is the limit.

y4udothistome 2025-07-25 18:17

Should be illegal the CEO coming out and just saying shit

Decent_Candidate3083 2025-07-25 18:19

All the products from Tesla are expensive, for people making over $150k. Most of America don't make over $150k. To get 20T the company would need to make over $1B per day, don't see it coming anytime soon.

EvitaPuppy 2025-07-25 18:19

'The Bruce Dickinson!'

KitAmerica 2025-07-25 18:23

Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription..

Steak_Itchy 2025-07-25 18:23

I will continue to buy puts on this motherfucker till they go to $0.

BildoWarrior 2025-07-25 18:26

“It’s worth a kazillion dollars and everyone next year will own a Tesla and everyone will love me.”

holchansg 2025-07-25 18:26

You just have to exchange the currency, in Kwanzas? The sky is the limit.

Common-Ad6470 2025-07-25 18:27

Elon really needs to change his ketamine dealer at this point…🤫

cantusethatname 2025-07-25 18:27

Musk lives in the Ketamine Universe.

Key-Beginning-2201 2025-07-25 18:29

He likes money?

Gloomy-Employment-72 2025-07-25 18:30

$1 Bob.

Wild_East9506 2025-07-25 18:31

People buy Elon as a product presumably because he designs greatv and he isva very visible ceo who enjoys making money with his supporters

Sproketz 2025-07-25 18:32

Seriously. This should be in r/FakeTesla

OrganicArtichoke7298 2025-07-25 18:32

With the fanboys pumping the stock every time bad news coming out, it may as well be true.

torokunai 2025-07-25 18:33

My 3 expire in March. Figure a 50% chance of a 5X payout … pretty binary outcome here.

ryan_dfs 2025-07-25 18:34

Somehow not securities fraud, somehow not an SEC violation, somehow legal.

Sharaku_US 2025-07-25 18:36

It is but who will prosecute? Trump owns the Justice department

stupid_cat_face 2025-07-25 18:37

1.21 jiggawatts.

rhinoscopy_killer 2025-07-25 18:37

I love how the author states that Bitcoin would "need to reach nearly $2 billion per coin for Tesla’s current holdings to single-handedly bring its market cap to $20 trillion, which is quite unlikely." There are 19.7 million bitcoins in total. That would bring the total value of all bitcoins to 3.94 quadrillion dollars USD, such is significantly more than estimates of the total value of all assets on earth, I think?

DefrockedWizard1 2025-07-25 18:38

drugs?

MezzMezzrow1138 2025-07-25 18:38

Speaking of fraud, does anyone know the current status of this investigation? [https://fortune.com/2025/03/26/elon-musk-tesla-under-investigation-canada-wrongfully-boosting-sales/](https://fortune.com/2025/03/26/elon-musk-tesla-under-investigation-canada-wrongfully-boosting-sales/)

Real-Technician831 2025-07-25 18:39

I think Elons gone with Nazi traditions and switched to premium quality amphetamines. Probably on Adolf cocktail already.

razor_train 2025-07-25 18:39

... is more ketamine.

Tricky_Wonder_2414 2025-07-25 18:41

I figured out Musk about two years back. His entire empire is a big lie, a ponzy scheme of sorts. Tesla isn’t even worth $100bn, let alone a trillion dollars. Musk relentlessly pumps the stock himself, through a bunch of Tesla bulls (Dan Ives, Cathie Wood) and perhaps also through bots on social media. The pumped up valuation gives Musk access to capital markets to fund his other ventures (Space X, X, Neuralink, xAI) Wish people could see through the lies.

y4udothistome 2025-07-25 18:42

Tru dat

Low_Shirt2726 2025-07-25 18:43

By a huge margin. I'm actually impressed by how delusional the 20T figure is...like goddamn, dude's not even trying to maintain any semblance of a realistic estimate

0xb800 2025-07-25 18:44

420.69 trillion is the next number

Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie 2025-07-25 18:45

Most people can’t think for themselves

etaoin314 2025-07-25 18:46

i dont think he is pretending to be realistic any more, My guess is that it is a drinking game to see how many news outlets he can get to repeat it.

pzerr 2025-07-25 18:46

I suspect that would be the valuation of every public company in the world added together.

TheBurtReynold 2025-07-25 18:46

It’s an Elon cult IMO, tech (i.e., the internet, smart phones, social media) has shown people how insanely big the world is (and, thus, how small they are relative to it) — lot of people struggle with this I think we’re seeing people turn to extremely big personalities (that won’t soon be forgotten) as an unconscious coping mechanism All opinion, but — to me — it explains a big chunk of the crazy shit we’re living through

Valoneria 2025-07-25 18:47

Sell a dream, get a fortune

dtyamada 2025-07-25 18:48

>Maybe if every single person on earth replaced all of their cars with Teslas, but never drove any of them, opting to ride in other people's rObOtAxIs instead? Don't forget the 3 optimuses each person on the planet will need just to live.

pzerr 2025-07-25 18:49

This is a valuation basically exceeding the combined valuation of all companies in the world added together. This is basically owning every public corporation in the world. If we had a population of say a 800 billion instead of 8, then you could have companies with this kind of valuation. But with only 8 billion people on the earth, there is a hard limit to what some company could be worth. Unless aliens show up and add value to it.

DamNamesTaken11 2025-07-25 18:49

And yet their total profit for the **lifetime** of the company is the less than what Apple, Google, Microsoft made in six months, or even what Toyota made last year. Investors really are the biggest idiots if they believe this, short of him for Donnie before their breakup.

brokesciencenerd 2025-07-25 18:51

Remember to spay and neuter your pets!

QuirkyCut7722 2025-07-25 18:52

Is he trying to jump ship and sell? No one believes this

mrbuttsavage 2025-07-25 18:52

The most valued company in history that makes no profit with bonus declining sales.

FootballPizzaMan 2025-07-25 18:54

Concerning

Extension_Ant_7369 2025-07-25 18:55

100 million quatloos!!

Extension_Ant_7369 2025-07-25 18:55

And I thought Steve Jobs had a reality distortion field.

Doctor_M_Toboggan 2025-07-25 18:56

It's the Friday news cycle. The clueless chucklefucks will be having their Friday lunch beers (cuz it's friday right haha) and be like "Did you guys hear Tesla could be worth $20T!"

Doodleschmidt 2025-07-25 18:58

Hang tight with the Kwanzas. That's next week's lesson. I'm just getting through gozintas.

Doodleschmidt 2025-07-25 18:59

I see you've also beat "Adventure Capitalist"!

rhinoscopy_killer 2025-07-25 19:00

That's 20T with a "T"

Rental_Car 2025-07-25 19:04

Another reminder that Ketamine causes brain damage. Don't do drugs, kids.

Bobinss 2025-07-25 19:04

So. Musk comes out with a pie-in-the-sky future valuation at the same time TSLA quit offering next quarter sales guidance as they have in the past. It checks all the boxes for being a meme stock.

Vonauda 2025-07-25 19:05

It's crazy to me because one would think that the loud minority of Americans would recognize this but instead they continue to gloat as if this is the 80s and we can subjugate the world

Far_Addition1210 2025-07-25 19:06

Does the Dow Jones serve you burger and chips while your car is recharging?

killersinarhur 2025-07-25 19:07

You think reality matters anymore we are somehow like in the upside down and bizarro world at the same time

Rude_Citron9016 2025-07-25 19:09

I agree with you but will add we used to have journalists gate-keeping who could appear in media. Now any moron can have a global audience if they know how to pander to the lowest common denominator and create clickbait.

Lacrewpandora 2025-07-25 19:10

That's a lot of $17 hot dogs, but never under-estimate Elon.

Doctor_M_Toboggan 2025-07-25 19:15

Good catch. Fixed.

RightInThePeyronie 2025-07-25 19:18

It's a hard knock life, for musk

TheBurtReynold 2025-07-25 19:18

I mean, we have elected officials like [this](https://youtu.be/lPgZfhnCAdI?t=7m29s) — it’s fucking insane 7-min 29-sec point, if it doesn’t carry **Edit**: oh, wild — [homeboy ended up being convicted for felony crimes but then Trump commuted his sentence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Stockman)

icnoevil 2025-07-25 19:20

For a company whose shares earn only 40 cents each, that is a hugely inflated stock price.

TheBurtReynold 2025-07-25 19:20

For sure — “tech” has certainly had many other impacts, too (like the one you’re calling out)

joefresco2 2025-07-25 19:23

I got it! Elon believes there will be hyperinflation. He could be right here.

Samjamesjr 2025-07-25 19:24

This world has lost its damn mind.

Opcn 2025-07-25 19:31

TSLA up ten on this news. Edit: to be clear, I'm not making a joke, I went and looked at the ticker. It's this timeline that's a joke.

ddadopt 2025-07-25 19:33

"I, too, could have a valuation of 20 trillion, after extremely executing 10,000 bank robberies." Err... that would require each bank robbery netting you two billion dollars. The actual average bank robbery nets four to five thousand dollars. So, in reality, if you were a very lucky and successful bank robber and hit the high end of that average, it would actually take you 4,000,000,000 bank robberies to net twenty trillion dollars. Just saying. edit: no, I'm really not very fun at parties.

NoApartheidOnMars 2025-07-25 19:40

The Cybertruck is a flop. All the time, money, and energy that was spent on it wasn't spent updating the rest of the lineup. The Model Y redesign is a cosmetic makeover. The supposed cheaper model that's allegedly coming out "soon" probably won't be a new car. And the CEO of the company spent hundreds of millions getting a man who hates electric vehicles and carbon credits in the White House. Bye bye tax rebates. But he is a genius 🤣

Kontrafantastisk 2025-07-25 19:41

Whatever. Cathie Woods said that ages ago. Oh, and she’s also very, very wrong.

Southern_Thanks_7280 2025-07-25 19:42

What do numbers even mean, man?

SleepyJohn123 2025-07-25 19:44

Robots 🤖

SleepyJohn123 2025-07-25 19:45

Aliens are already baked into the price

crosstheroom 2025-07-25 19:48

What a fool believes. Yeah my house is worth $30 trillion.

rhinoscopy_killer 2025-07-25 19:51

Hahaha, no, this is the kind of math I'm here for.

BrainWashed_Citizen 2025-07-25 19:52

I think if he says starlink has detected a 20 trillion ton meteorite hitting earth in 5 years, it'll be more believable.

hilldog4lyfe 2025-07-25 19:54

It’s perplexed me for 10+ years

hilldog4lyfe 2025-07-25 19:56

YCombinator just invested in a ‘maritime fusion reactor’ start up. I looked up the founder’s background and they worked for Tesla and spacex

RosieDear 2025-07-25 19:57

I'm just starting a book on the twitter takeover..... A top Data Scientist at Twitter decided to leave the company, but he got a meeting with Elon, who was letting employees in to give him suggestions. So first he hands Elon the suggestions on paper and talks for a minute. Then he says "Oh, I'm also resigning due to your believing in the Paul Pelosi conspiracy theory and retweeting it - only 10% of the population would be subject to believing something like that". Remember, this is a Data Scientist, so basically after a decade working at Social Media companies the dude knows who fall for BS and Misinformation...and he calls Elon out. Elon's response? "FU". The Scientist responded graciously and walked out. According to the book, this guy said to Elon what everyone else was thinking. Not only is Elon NOT a Genius, he's among the "worst of us" when it comes to basic common sense.

combatcrew141 2025-07-25 19:57

Have you owned Doobers yet?

WhoisthisRDDT 2025-07-25 19:59

Must be Ketamine talking, Elon is on Mars.

MakionGarvinus 2025-07-25 20:07

Did Elon take the news about Nvidea becoming the world's first $4T company badly, or something? Is this his way of throwing a tantrum? "my company will be the biggest ever!"

FlippantBear 2025-07-25 20:10

Couldn't have said it better. You forgot to make fun of robotaxi and robots though!

Acrobatic-Suit5105 2025-07-25 20:16

And I'll be Jennifer Lopez's sugar daddy, you know....someday

Diogenes256 2025-07-25 20:23

Oh dear god. Wake me up when things make sense again.

USMCTapRackBang 2025-07-25 20:25

Haha did you know my double wide is worth $3.7M.

weHaveThoughts 2025-07-25 20:26

He’s crazy.

Lecture_Unhappy 2025-07-25 20:32

You clearly have not tried the fries at the Tesla diner 😀

ExcitingMeet2443 2025-07-25 20:32

Tesla the AI / robotics company? The AI / robotics company that used to build the most advanced cars in the world? The company that still depends on selling their out of date, poor quality but still expensive and dangerous dangerous cars to make money, without government help, to keep going?

rand0mm0nster 2025-07-25 20:38

That’s about 5 Stanley nickels

Tim-in-CA 2025-07-25 20:47

De-lulu

SadSeiko 2025-07-25 20:47

who's pretending??? now give me another hit, you're hogging

[deleted] 2025-07-25 20:49

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zombieda 2025-07-25 20:51

Tesla is worth... One MILLION DOLLARS!

SadSeiko 2025-07-25 20:55

Yeah I meant another line

[deleted] 2025-07-25 21:00

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lpenos27 2025-07-25 21:03

He also has some swamp land in Florida he wants to sell you.

daveo18 2025-07-25 21:19

What’s really funny about this is the auto business they spent years building and banging on about, and raised many billions to establish, is now worth zero.

daveo18 2025-07-25 21:21

I for one cannot way for the day we are all trillionaires!

MoistPoolish 2025-07-25 21:27

Tell me more…

Bravadette 2025-07-25 21:32

Amazing

OwnConversation1010 2025-07-25 21:35

Sure, once inflation ramps up and $20 trillion is the equivalent of $4 in 2025 dollars.

Brave_Quantity_5261 2025-07-25 21:40

Well have you tried his new Tesla diner yet? It’s fantastic. It obviously the thing that’s driving up the valuation of the company. Those hotdogs look amazing. /s

iPon3 2025-07-25 21:44

Not me personally, KFC is listed on the NYSE so

ObservationalHumor 2025-07-25 21:49

There's a lot of great examples of this too that people just brush off due to Musk's self diagnosed autism or as him being 'eccentric'. One other one he himself stated is that he couldn't believe people were actually buying up all the toilet paper when the COVID shutdowns were being announced. He thought it was so ridiculous and impossible that he took some of his kids out to the grocery store to see if it was happening first hand. It's just hilarious on so many levels. One is that he couldn't believe people were buying up unnecessary amounts or non-perishable but necessary item to begin with. Another great part is that this was apparently something he deemed important enough to actually investigate first hand. Finally it also shows his COVID denialism since he thought there was apparently no risk in bring his spawn with him for this little adventure in the middle of the pandemic. Another great one was that his whole $2T worth of spending cuts was pretty much premised on the same kind of idiotic right wing conspiracy theories that the data scientist resigned over with the belief that there was some deep state shadow government responsible for trillions in spending, something that would be easily debunked by just looking at the budget and doing some simple math.

KiwiFormal5282 2025-07-25 21:53

I would say the same thing if my company was collapsing, and I was high on drugs.

Brokenandburnt 2025-07-25 21:55

$1B/day is only $0.365$T per year. \ If you want to get to $20T you'd need just shy of $55B/day. Now, I don't have a single fuck what he based it off of tho, but if it's share price that also turns out to a roughly 55x.

bpm6666 2025-07-25 22:01

"Ketamine is a hell of a drug"

Brokenandburnt 2025-07-25 22:02

xAI acquired X in an allstock deal earlier this year. Somehow X got revalued back to it's original $44B price tag just before! \ Lucky how that turned out, eh?

Brokenandburnt 2025-07-25 22:04

Cheers, I'd finally be rich from my third of a Bitcoin!

Brokenandburnt 2025-07-25 22:06

He already sold that for Alligator Alcatraz I would presume.  Y' know, I'd much prefer a timeline where that sentence _wouldn't_ be half believable.

Brokenandburnt 2025-07-25 22:07

10%, not 10x! But your point about the timeline very much still stands.

Opcn 2025-07-25 22:13

10 points, or 10 dollars per share. It was $9.86 per share when I checked, but now it's [+$10.76](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/analysis/) or +3.52%. Missed three straight quarters. Revenue and Earnings both down YoY. Empty promises remain at an all time high though.

Own_Reaction9442 2025-07-25 22:16

In the case of investors, I think it's the "greater fool" theory. As long as there's an endless number of suckers willing to buy, holding on to your stock makes sense.

mrdilldozer 2025-07-25 22:19

Institutional investors are right. Retail investors are the greater fool. Tesla is like 43% retail investors. Wallstreet is going to be able to pull their money out way faster while those morons take the L.

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[deleted] 2025-07-25 22:34

I’ll believe him when he makes a car with windshield wipers that work properly. Apparently that’s a major milestone on the way to the 20 trillion valuation because I haven’t seen any evidence of it yet. Maybe a good buy signal if it were to happen.

SleepyJohn123 2025-07-25 22:40

Elon and Mark Zuckerberg could be the envoys sent to prepare the planet for alien invasion, just saying it’s a possibility.

hobbbis 2025-07-25 22:42

lol

friendIdiglove 2025-07-25 23:28

Say I want to get rich quick. Are we talking a basic 40 hour per week schedule, or some overtime required?

friendIdiglove 2025-07-25 23:43

Ooh, there hasn’t been a good nuclear fusion bubble in a while. Good idea, we’re way overdue. </s>

FlipZip69 2025-07-26 00:16

Illegal. Not so sure. Personally liable, absolutely. It is hard to piece the corporate veil but when a CEO or director personally makes certain suggestions, this is one of the time you can personally go after a person directly. Musk is directly being sued buy the largest institutional investors of Tesla because he basically told the board if he does not get his 50 billion dollar pay package, he will negate Tesla AI and then he went further and started Xai. The suit is breach of fiduciary duty and resource funneling. He is going to suggest next that Tesla buy Xai which included the shitty Twitter deal. https://electrek.co/2024/06/13/tesla-elon-musk-sued-shareholders-breach-fiduciary-duty-ai-funneling-threats/

FlipZip69 2025-07-26 00:23

That is 1 billion in profit a day or about 10 billion in sales. And actually to have a 20T valuation, you would need to be making about 5 billion a day in profit or about 50 billion a day in sales. Currently they are well under 100 billion a year and declining. With those numbers, that would be about a 8% return on investment of PE of 13.

[deleted] 2025-07-26 00:31

As my coworker said when I told him I didn’t think Elon was a genius. ‘How many rockets have you built?’ yeah these people are hopeless.

torokunai 2025-07-26 00:33

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA260320P00250000/history/?frequency=1d

AgentSmith187 2025-07-26 00:53

Try the glass BBQ instead?

AgentSmith187 2025-07-26 00:57

Wonder how much that cost him

AgentSmith187 2025-07-26 01:00

At this point can he skip to the end of that story?

Icy_Produce2203 2025-07-26 01:17

Imagine an Elmo robot in your house??? That’s not creepy, weird, scary and horrifying. No way in hell would I drive in a Tesla Robo taxi.

KimJongIlLover 2025-07-26 01:31

What if.. we add little sprinkles of hyperinflation?

crappydeli 2025-07-26 01:34

Delusional narcissism

tuctrohs 2025-07-26 01:47

KFC has like a dozen kinds of sandwiches, but none of them are burgers, not even "chicken burgers". So clearly the new diner is worth more than the Dow Jones. After all "industrial average" sounds very 20th C. Do we even still have industrial companies in the US?

tuctrohs 2025-07-26 01:49

Who said P/E needs to be anything reasonable? The stock can go up just because people buy it. No profit or sales needed.

tuctrohs 2025-07-26 01:51

You forgot to double it. $7.4M

[deleted] 2025-07-26 02:12

Musk is like the Kardashians for nerds

PilotKnob 2025-07-26 02:18

20T 20,000B 20,000,000M

Whit3HattHkr 2025-07-26 02:37

Talk about OVER and EXTREME valuating a POS brand.

No_Priority_9868 2025-07-26 02:38

The irony. Elon Musk didnt invent or design anything either. He just bought a company and claiming as his own. He is like Ray Kroc. The one that bought McDonalds from McDonalds brothers

FlipZip69 2025-07-26 02:51

Because there is no company in the world that can maintain a PE at a high rate indefinitely. Either it needs to grow into that PE or the stock price will fall. This can go on for a long time but people will not invest indefinitely unless they are making some form of return. The second truth in publicly listed companies is that from an investment standpoint, all companies have to return to shareholders, all the capital they have raised plus interest exceeding that of inflation plus some level of return to justify the risk. All companies will eventually cease to exist. If in this time they do not provide those returns to investors, from an investment point of view they are a failure. Tesla has yet to return a single cent to investors but has raised 100's of billions of capital.

henlochimken 2025-07-26 03:21

This shit is as real as it gets, man

henlochimken 2025-07-26 03:29

Sometimes Dan Ives says something so wildly stupid I realize he must actually believe what he says. And then I stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at me

chucks-wagon 2025-07-26 03:30

Regarded

Tong0nline 2025-07-26 04:03

The desperation haha

tuctrohs 2025-07-26 04:10

Of course everything that you said in this comment is true.

Part_Tricky 2025-07-26 07:11

His a manipulative moron. Investors are selling Tesla stocks and he needs some idiots to buy them. Tesla is going to die.

Withnail2019 2025-07-26 07:24

>Finally it also shows his COVID denialism since he thought there was apparently no risk in bring his spawn with him for this little adventure in the middle of the pandemic. There was in fact pretty much zero risk for them whatever we think of Elon

joeythemouse 2025-07-26 07:29

10 billion shot robots by Christmas. Isn't that his latest bullshit?

North-Outside-5815 2025-07-26 07:45

It took me a long time to realise the actor was saying gigawatts, just with a strange pronunciation.

roma79 2025-07-26 09:57

Comparing him to Steve Jobs is extremely disrespectful to Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs had laser like focus. Elmo gets bored or distracted every five minutes and moves on to something else

torokunai 2025-07-26 10:11

I got my 2023 Model Y AWD for $40K OTD, after $10k in gov't $$$. As of October 1 that deal will be gone tho

torokunai 2025-07-26 10:38

only ~15% of TSLA's outstanding shares were equity issues. for around $4B total, vs $10B in regulatory credit receipts. TSLA was largely capitalized by the legacy makers' ZEV/CAFE credit purchases. neoliberalism FTW

MoistPoolish 2025-07-26 11:44

I’m super new to options trading so bear with me. What do you think the stock will be at at options expiry? This calculator assumes a 1 to 2x payout at $TSLA $200. http://opcalc.com/7kY

SilverSky4 2025-07-26 12:08

It’s not a cult. It has to be market manipulation by some large institutional investors. Retail investors are just along for the ride. Big more is driving the big moves. The whole thing needs to be investigated. It would not surprise me if musk has done a deal with some firm to short squeeze and prop up the stock price.

macNy 2025-07-26 13:11

I know someone who’s told me that he’s never selling his Tesla shares, ever. So what is the point of buying the stock then? lol I think I at least convinced him to leave the shares to his kids when he passes one day so at least they can cash in It’s a fucking cult, like you said

shamwowj 2025-07-26 13:24

Full self owning in six months!

[deleted] 2025-07-26 14:02

Corporate fluffery. It's legal in the US to mislead investors (especially retail) because they should do their own dd. Imo its just more protections and less responsibility for the corporate class. Why are they paid so much again?

rhinoscopy_killer 2025-07-26 14:37

Let's do the Zimbabwe slide!

rhinoscopy_killer 2025-07-26 14:41

No, no, you don't get it. It's not a pyramid, it's an inverted funnel...

torokunai 2025-07-26 15:11

> bear with me way ahead of ya : ) I literally have no idea how Tesla is going to move the next 3 quarters; just look at the past 1 or [5 years](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/chart/#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)... I think we go down from here, which is why I bought these this week, but as we saw yesterday there's a lot of BS longs can throw at the media to get a good news cycle for the algos. The key thing is my calls expire in March, so they can play this game in the medium-term but if they don't show material progress towards Elon's latest promises of "half" the country at least being in the general area of Tesla's trial operations then I expect to be looking OK. And if the S&P500 shits the bed again and everybody pulls their money out, then I'll be looking really good. As for the "car" part of Tesla, they're literally officially fucked and they're floating on hopium of replacing Uber by 2030 or whenever. From $316 (today's price) to $231 (my break-even) TSLA has to lose ~50c/day on average. Not too bad for me. I bought 3, and will sell the first if/when I can sell for $55, my break-even on the 3, then again $100, and I'll let the last ride to expiry. "Expected" profit here is $25,000 on a $5500 purchase. Note this $5500 is my annual play money budget in my Roth account. There is a 50% chance maybe I'll get my ass handed to me.

FlipZip69 2025-07-26 15:20

You realize they have given out factors more than that in bonus and payment to both workers and directors since the initial capitalization? Musk alone wants another 50 billion dollar pay package alone. Tesla has yet to return a single cent. They might someday but near the amount they took to date?

Fluffy_Charity_2732 2025-07-26 15:30

He just does what trump does and is probably always surprised it works. Which is to just say things as if they were true regardless of how insane it is.. because he says it in a way that makes you feel like he is legit authentic and a visionary. They can believe these rubes believe their shit either… they were democrats afterall.. they just followed the money by catering to retards that barely know what basic laws of physics or basic budgeting skills.

torokunai 2025-07-26 15:38

longs are sitting on $1T of stock equity, so it doesn't seem to be a problem for them . . . Their current stock valuation is NOT capital. As Elon demonstrated in 2022, if they tried to sell a big chunk of it, it would vanish.

torokunai 2025-07-26 15:41

that was a good tool but Tesla's IV is currently 40%, and in a descent scenario should at least go to 60%, 50% up from here

FlipZip69 2025-07-26 15:51

That is just money from other investors. At the moment it is just money being transferred between investors with Tesla reaching in and taking some for themself along with brokerage firms also taking a percentage. Tesla (and all companies) needs to cover all that including any transactional fees and interest thought-out the life of their company or it is a failure from an investor point of view. To date they have not covered a penny yet.

torokunai 2025-07-26 16:06

actually, no. While we call it 'market capitalization', it is a virtual valuation, a product of two numbers. Tesla's market cap doubled in Nov-Dec. They didn't take any money from anybody, they just rode the wave. (They did in fact cash out some of the post-Model 3 success in 2020.) Like I said, ZEV/CAFE capitalized Tesla more than Wall Street, and that was free money.

FlipZip69 2025-07-26 16:19

That is what I am saying. Market capitalization. But Tesla has been releasing shares yearly since then. The initial capitalization is not the only funds Tesla has raised. Hell Musk alone wants a 50 billion dollar compensation package.

Potential_Ice4388 2025-07-26 19:04

Him talking about a $20T valuation in the future means he justifies the current meme stock level valuation of Tesla. Delusion

HT1990 2025-07-26 19:05

I could invest in Tesla now and sue Elmo personally once it’s still not at a bagillion dollars 🤔

y4udothistome 2025-07-26 19:14

Yes you could His Hitler lawyers would have a problem with it

Curious-Gain-4991 2025-07-26 19:19

90 % of Tesla investor doesn't know Tesla current market cap anyway

True-Lightness 2025-07-26 19:49

All the Tesla pages have kicked me off for saying anti Elon things. freedom of speech for who.

thisnameisnowmine 2025-07-26 20:32

I’m making shit up and lying to your teeth makes you 200 or $300 billion then why would you stop?

[deleted] 2025-07-26 21:32

Seems to me the valuation is on track to exceed the value of everything contained in the visible universe.

TechnicianExtreme200 2025-07-27 00:04

I think the bigger factor is that most people live in a filter bubble now. The modern Internet 1) allows bad ideas to get traction more easily by quickly connecting those who would fall for them, and 2) shuts out contrary ideas from people's feeds. You used to have to consume information via word of mouth and a small number of media sources that had to have broad appeal to be successful, thus even if you were exposed to some bad ideas, they'd get limited attention, and you'd be exposed to a much broader set of ideas. Even that didn't stop cults from emerging. The other thing I think is going on with Tesla is that there are like 10 different fantasies for how they're going to earn ALL our money in ten years. People who have any inkling toward magical thinking may not believe all of these, but all it takes is for them to believe one of them and they'll overvalue the stock. And because there are so many of these fantasies, they drown out the rational arguments about why Tesla won't earn all our money, which are few and obvious. Ben Felix has a great video on how innovative technologies create rational speculative bubbles. Elon has managed to not only leverage this, but SUSTAIN it indefinitely by continually moving the goalposts and moving from one big lie to the next. So there's always something 10 years out (EVs, robotaxis, energy, lately humanoid bots) that investors can latch onto.

iball1984 2025-07-27 02:41

>KFC has like a dozen kinds of sandwiches, but none of them are burgers, not even "chicken burgers" What KFC are you going to? KFC serves chicken burgers? I.e.: chicken and lettuce and whatever in a burger bun. They don't use sliced bread, which would make it a sandwich.

PristineForm5280 2025-07-27 04:03

Gas station hot dogs are real. In Austin we have Supercharged Tacos.

Maximum-Objective-39 2025-07-27 05:57

Ive come to the opinion that we do need some barriers to entry or at least some sort of minimum friction to overcome in order for society to function. Provided, crucial, that this friction is an emergent property rather than one controlled by any one party.

tuctrohs 2025-07-27 10:41

Your concept of the difference between a burger and a sandwich is quite surprising to me. I note that 1. The KFC menu has a section called sandwiches, and each of the items in that section is chicken on a bun, and the name of the individual items each includes the word sandwich in it. https://www.kfc.com/menu#sandwiches 2. The [Wikipedia article on chicken burgers](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_burger) explains that >>While chicken sandwiches use breaded and fried chicken, a chicken burger is strictly made of a grilled or fried patty of ground chicken. Would you call slices of ham and cheese on a bun a "ham and cheese burger"? Or for that matter, just cheese maybe with lettuce and tomato on a bun, a cheeseburger? Perhaps you would, and perhaps you live in a different country with a different variety of English. I'm in the US and speak American English natively.

iball1984 2025-07-27 10:50

I’m Australian. I didn’t know that kfc called their burgers sandwiches. I can’t imagine a chicken burger made with a minced chicken patty. Sounds gross. Ham and cheese on a roll would be a ham and cheese roll…

tuctrohs 2025-07-27 11:32

It sounds like Australian English is very different from American for the term chicken burger if not for the term burger in general. You might want to add a note to the Wikipedia article explaining the different usage in Australia, if you can find a reliable source to back you up. I have no interest in eating what we call a chicken burger—I agree that it is not an appealing food concept.

DaLurker87 2025-07-28 02:21

$20 billion far more likely

EnvironmentalClue218 2025-07-28 02:59

He’s right. But that’s when eggs are $100,000 a dozen.

soldieroscar 2025-07-29 20:51

Elon waves his hand in the air, unknown to many, he is formulating his next pitch to try to prop up his overvalued stock. He yells out the phrase: vaporatorum! Instantly an idea pops into his head. This time: a lofty new valuation to the tune of $20 trillion. He runs to post it on X, and awaits the articles.

iwuvwatches 2025-07-31 04:38

On a different note... Have you tried his Grokamole? It's delicious!

DeepstateDilettante 2025-08-01 04:20

Total S&P 500 value only surpassed $20t in 2017.

jocnews 2025-09-05 14:41

But the future upside from FURTHER bank robberies possible if the viability of the extreme execution is proven!

drummerwezman 2025-09-29 21:44

So he just suggests the valuation and it is so?

rhinoscopy_killer 2025-09-29 23:07

It certainly seems that way, if you look at the colossal canyon between what the stock price actually is and what *all of reality* suggests it should be.

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