> Elon Musk stated on X that Grok will soon be able to be activated on Tesla vehicles with the “Hey, Grok” wake word. The conversational assistant will feel even more human-like by having it respond to its own name.
so it’s always listening…
"Hey Grok, I'm stuck in this traffic jam. Which race of people are to blame for it?"
The headline is the only fact in the entire article. The rest is a bunch of made up bullshit. I hate the internet some days.
Author has a weekly quota to fill.
Will it also respond to MechaHitler?
Hey grok, where is the nearest neo-nazi meeting?
I bet
He’s blowing up his stock earnings are coming out next week gotta blowing it up. The funny thing is it doesn’t matter his full self driving is shit he’s got grok
If we can’t trust ecency.com anymore - who can we trust?
Has grok said the N word yet?
Just remember to use "Heil" instead of "Hey" and the cameras expect a salute instead of saying "yes"...
Heil Grok instead of Hey Grok
Nah hes old school its the Jews that are responsible for everything bad......
Here is my recommendation and here's the others is the response I bet.
Grok is such a stupid name. I'm surprised he didn't call it "Elon's Penis" so that everyone has to ask "Hey Elon's Penis, what time is it?"
This could hardly be more subjective but I feel like "Hey google", "hey gemini", "hey siri" etc already a bit shit but "hey grok" is even worse Having said this, I'm just bitter we don't all go "Computer....run diagnostic" *working, no issues found* like in star trek. It's a computer, I should say computer to make it computer stuff
Hey Grok, why did one of Elon's kid disown him?
The name sounds so archaic, just like Elmos brain.
"gay cock"
Think of how intelligent we will all get chatting with a supercomputer everyday during our commutes. It excites me to no end.
I want to try that 😂
Elmo keepin it real by pushing features literally no one has ever asked for, nor wants.
ecency has no decency.
Ain’t he anti-woke?
Original
Heinlein is archaic?
“What’s the most fascist route to take?”
VERY good ^
“Now calling ICE…”
So you can talk bollocks to an inferior LLM, wonderful. That should make the car much better.
Hague Rock
You can do that with Alexa, change it to 'computer'.
Only if you ask nicely
Ooh damn, I backed the wrong evil company but TIL
It’s taken from Stranger in a Strange land. Not the Iron Maiden song
Who the fuck asked for this?
The thing I hate most about these tech bro dipshits like Musk, is they do not understand the Sci-fi and fantasy they engage with. Robert Heinlein must be rolling in his grave.
I thought Tesla investors and Musk already decided to essentially abandon their EV and customers? “It’s all about robotaxi and robots”. Why would anyone care about this feature?
Seriously?
Only when you ask it to rap it.
How else can it train it's LLM? it's sucked up all other data, if you want new versions it needs new data. That's why openAI are developing a new internet browser to try and suck up that juicy end user data. THE AI MACHINE NEEDS FEEDING.
Hey Elon Mosque, set the nearest baby clinic and go.
Will Grok respond with “Jawohl?”
Much grok so human
Not enough, Elon still working to fix that!
How awful.
Hey Grok, take me to the tip of penis shaped geofenced area
*Only in the USA* If you're Canadian, you won't have MechaHitler riding shotgun... Yet
Can we talk about how ridiculously dumb it is to name a product "Grok"? I've only ever heard the most insufferable "um actually" pedantic neckbeard tech dudes ever use that word in conversation. Yes, I know it's from Stranger in a Strange Land.
Wow, seems like another great disincentive to buy a Tesla. So goddamned sick of every other tech firm trying to force their AIs on me if I use a service.
And at the same time also years behind other auto manufacturers that have already implemented this. Source: My Toyota responds to "Hey Toyota."
Elon did. It allows him to funnel money out of Tesla, a company he only owns 13% of, into his money losing ventures that he's the primary owner of.
So musk definitely will not be collecting data, by monitoring everything single thing that is said in the car,
Will you be able to change it's voice to some sort of sinister comedy camp German voice, typified by BBC comedies in the 70's and 80's?
I find it somewhat hilarious that technology has taken on a personality, and that personality is probally the worst type in all of history, I mean it literally couldn't be any worse, unless it maybe the pedo Herbert from family guy
And is super cheap to implement, that's the most important, must keep that unit price down, and if you can dress it up as being brilliant, even better, hey instead of the normal information cluster in front of the driver, and physical buttons and stuff, I'm just gonna put a tablet in the middle that will run everything, genius, which tbf, musk is a kind of genius
Not sure heinlein could be described as archaic, I've read a lot of his works when I was younger, decades ago when they were still in print, they had some err, uncommon attitudes to sex, shall we say
Grock is the cybertruck of AI.
Driving past teslas with open windows shouting "Hey Grok, play [redacted]!"
‘Heil Grok’ works too
I was playing music in the car, and my kid was singing along…and he said the n-word. I was mortified. I thought I’ve got to stop playing this whole genre, which is a shame, because I LOVE country music -Jimmy Carr
"Pull the lever Grok." *Car dies*
I read Stranger in a Strange Land when I was a young pup. I liked it at the time, but don't remember much about it except the concept of "grok". It's a shame to see someone like Elon appropriate it.
“Hey, Mecha Hitler”, you mean.
"Redirecting to the nearest Tesla service center"
no such thing as a free lunch
"Hey Grok, I need directions to the nearest grocery store and also, who are the greatest leaders of the white race aside from Hitler?"
It must've been a typo: "Heil Grok!" is the right one, the far right one!
It makes me sad because the word “grok” originated from one of my favorite sci fi books ever - Stranger in a Strange Land by RL Heinlein. It means to understand, absorb, comprehend (like a culture). As always, Elon steals something great, slaps his label on it, and ruins it.
Only if you ask it siriusly
MobileHitler ftw 🙄
Why not "Hey Elon"
Lol. A little sad I didn't come up with this one.
I mean, 64 years ago is getting close to being called old, right?
AI will make us dumber, not smarter.
Yeah, but maybe not archaic
Fair enough. It's not "very old"
What a shitty word choice, “Grok”. Figures
I’d rather drive a old car that doesn’t listen to me
When will Ara remember past conversations? I tell her my name, and next trip she forgets. Any future plans to implement memory?
Alternately, a Sieg Heil will do.
So is this going to work on just the new Teslas or is he going to brick all the old ones he already admitted can't handle the software they have already?
Heil Grok, fix wipers.
Now that I think about it, I can't remember the last time I had any wiper issues.
What a stupid name, so is Elon
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