> The price change, moving from one meme-worthy number to another, is a sign that Robotaxi is finally graduating from its initial pilot phase.
> The new $6.90 fare gets you a ride to anywhere within the recently expanded geofence. Sure as fuck doesn’t. Public can’t use these junkers.
Next week, the MyPillow special at $14.88.
As foretold by someone else…
But he still hasn't had an HBO comedy special??
What's the 4,20 meme? I get the 6,90 one but the other?
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420\_(cannabis\_culture)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)), and/or Hitler's birthday.
It's weed related. There are (i think false) claims that 420 was a police code for weed, and other claims about people meeting at 4:20 to smoke weed. But whatever the origins: it's weed
It's a Cannabis thing. It's funny to Elon.
Damn, he's a fucking idiot
double that with the 42 from hitch hiker guide to the galaxy, but what is the 6,90 meme ?
eLMO IS COOl.
People meeting up to smoke at 4:20 is the real origin. There's even a Wikipedia page about it :)
Brilliant...In about 15million years they should generate enough revenue to justify the current share price lol
Nah, its hitler's birthday. He doesnt even smoke, except one time on joe rogan. He heil salute all the time.
Seems more expensive than uber even in the test phase. Its Like grok. people Like to Test it but when you See there is a similiar product thats cheaper then the Hype will be gone fast
Clanker cars on the read, watch out!
4/20 was also hitlers birthday
Suits him as well
The 69 meme is a reference to the sexual position "The 69". A 69 is when the woman is on top of the man, and performs oral sex on him. At the same time, the man is performing oral sex on her. 69 is the reference as to how the bodies stack up if you put the number on the side. It's been referenced in many TV and movies. With my favorite reference being from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure".
Too expensive.
Yes, he's clearly a narcissist fascist. That much is clear. But let's also never ignore his persistent drug use though. There's a reason his face and body are shaped like a CyberTruck.
Elon's dream is probably to be as cool and treasured as Elmo. He'll never succeed. He's a pathetic instance of human being.
So you get to ride in the head of the Penis shaped expanded hard-on area?
"We'll be expanding quickly to thousands of robo-cars"
The expanded geofence that doesn’t cover your destination because it ruins the dick and ball shape? Elon definitely has a fully working member. Just like the conservatives talking about the gays every day totally aren’t secretly that.
Lmfao
Exactly
I’m down for a good dick or fart joke. Thats where grandma said all the money was. Trouble is Elon doesn’t know what a joke is.
This is a complete joke to him
No shit did not know that. Good one
Are... Are you serious? 420...69... Is this guy 12 years old?
Working up to 14.88
Yeah imagine the reaction from the board of a real public company if you floated this pricing model idea. You w pi ups be laughed out of the room
r/woosh
Fantastic
Huge mistake to try to bring in revenue. Robotaxi is no longer a pure play. https://youtu.be/BzAdXyPYKQo?feature=shared
If you watch the Rogan clip he didn't inhale yet pretends to be stoned. I bet it's a b-day reference with Elmo.
It's elon musk worshipped mass murderer, Hitlers birthday. Elon musk is a true nazi and if he get more power, I have no doubt he will do ethnic cleansing.
That's insulting to everyone 12 and younger
You'll be singin' a different tune when I open my Optimus handjob studio on Mars "next year"......
I do think that truly bothers him - he's 54 years old and literally has never said anything funny in his life
Are you telling me he isn't high and yet still that stupid? That's even more embarrassing now...
And the week after, the American Party special at $48.69.
Hello fellow kids
Robotaxi is so meta with it's pricing... this is the secret ingredient!
Weren't these going to make magical money for owners??
[Arguably he already has.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1ltq8we/comment/n291ify/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
You must have missed the time he was wearing two hats at once.
It'll take another few hundred rockets blowing up before you get there.
So you can't have it on full autopilot without supervision and being nagged but it can drive you around unsupervised?
Too bad, the share price at that point will be like 1000x
I wouldn't bet on the fact that humanity has enough time left on the clock to reach a point where Tesla has a P/E that so much as gives reality a sideways glance
And the night ride for 6,66$ sends you straight to hell
It's actually only funny if it's bigger than a regular-sized hat.
4.20? What's it going up to, 6.90? Fuck, that man is a helmet.
Just wait til they have ads playing on the screens during the drives
A la Turd Ferguson.
Well yes...if you ignore that "safety driver" in the front passenger seat.
Elon thinks he’s really fucking funny. It was maybe slightly humerous the first time he did it, it’s been like 100 iterations since then and nobody at his company or board is capable of telling him it’s not and to STFU.
He's a child, brilliant guy but his maturity level is stuck at 15.
He further framed the upcoming robotaxi rollout as: “a combination of Airbnb and Uber,” with Tesla owners able to add their cars to the fleet and “earn money by adding their car to the self‑driving fleet.” Earlier in 2019 and 2020, Musk made similarly bold promises: at Tesla’s “Autonomy Day” in April 2019, he said owners would be able to earn money via ride‑hailing using their Teslas. In 2020, he predicted Tesla would have “a million robotaxis on the road by the end of 2020” —though that timeline, unsurprisingly, didn’t materialize. I can’t wait to become an Uber overlord!
It's all part of making handjobs multi-planetary.
i'm a connoisseur of terrible shit jokes\*, it's timing and delivery, and they often work better as a rejoinder to someone. Not just throw the joke out there like a 12 year old who's just discovered 'naughty' jokes and mugging for your audience expecting them to find it as funny as you do. 12 year olds get a pass because, well, they're 12 but it still gets old FAST. A 54 year old man doing it makes my butthole clench and my ladyparts turn into the Sahara \*who called them vibrators and not male replacement shakes? a little original one for you
even the jokes he steals that do have funny bones to them, he ruins because his delivery is terrible. Fanboys might try to excuse it as ASD but we're actually way overrepresented in the comedian world
he puffed it like a cigar and it drives me insane that nobody seemed to notice at the time
Brilliant guy? He's an imbecile.
I know people at Tesla and they can't even get me on the list for this thing. Influencers and employees only.
He never was serious, his car model spelled out S 3 X Y
Wait there's a driver? Kinda insulting to call the guy a robo...
I fully expect this program to fail, without extensive corruption, info hiding and subsidy.
That's a 64% price increase in less than a month. Now that's what I call inflation!
Only available in areas which they had LIDAR towers mounted on top of Teslas deep scan the area. So, if, today, someone say...repaints a curb, you can make every Tesla get lost.
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