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Elon Musk Teases “Most Epic Demo Ever” — Is the Tesla Roadster Finally About to Launch?

riki73jo | 2025-07-14 17:19 | 23 views

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NtheLegend 2025-07-14 17:21

Lol

dsmith422 2025-07-14 17:23

No. I don't even need to invoke Betteridge's Law of Headlines. If Musk teases, then the answer is no.

Tim-in-CA 2025-07-14 17:24

Lucy + football … rinse and repeat

akb443 2025-07-14 17:24

Ahaha, guess who’s gonna do a gofundme page pretending there’s a roadster 2

ManifestDestinysChld 2025-07-14 17:25

Agreed, and that's saying nothing of the fact that Elon is the least-qualified human ever at determining what is or is not "epic."

gordonmcdowell 2025-07-14 17:26

Robots working behind a bar serving drinks.

mishap1 2025-07-14 17:27

They stuck a steering wheel on the Cybercab, gave it a rear window and will now offer it for sale. Then "pending regulatory approval" it can be quickly "converted" to Robotaxi use. It'll be an appreciating asset in no time w/ a NPV of $1B each. Buy 5 now and they'll throw in a Cybertruck for free.

Sp1keSp1egel 2025-07-14 17:27

Even **IF** it does launch it’ll be a half ass launch with less than half of the promises he announced in 2017. With all this time, it should be better than what was announced in 2017.

binaryatlas1978 2025-07-14 17:30

Musk is desperate to raise his stock so it’s probably just another hype train

Scrutinizer 2025-07-14 17:31

It wouldn't surprise me if they released some wild new announcement to try and take attention away from continued lagging sales and Robotaxi disappointment.

Minorous 2025-07-14 17:32

Yeah, I'd say that's pretty obvious. Another pump incoming.

TheRealCabbageJack 2025-07-14 17:35

More epic than the time he shattered a Cybertruck window with a ball? I highly doubt it.

[deleted] 2025-07-14 17:35

I call your lol and I raise you two lols

PoopyInThePeePeeHole 2025-07-14 17:39

Bigger question: does anyone actually care at this point about his vaporware broken promises anymore?

Bobinss 2025-07-14 21:25

The Rimac Nevera R goes from 0 to 60 in 1.66 seconds. Its top speed is 260 MPH. It costs 2.3 million Euros. They are only going to build about 40 of them. Musk thinks he can mass produce something like that (with a battery pack big enough to go 600 miles) only better? Nope. We've seen this before in the Cybertruck promises. If Tesla comes out with a roadster, it will go 0 to 60 in 2 seconds, have a top speed of 160, and go 350 miles on a single charge. Oh, and cost $130,000. He will sell 4000 in year one because roadsters are not very useful. Tesla will lose money on the endeavor but the Board of Directors will be cool with it because the stock price will have jumped 10%.

TheInternetsLOL 2025-07-15 02:41

No, and then these incels continue to give him $ for vaporware. 😂

Fun_Volume2150 2025-07-15 05:19

By the end of the year everyone will have forgotten this xeet. Especially Elmo.

xgunterx 2025-07-16 11:34

Will it be flying though?

Withnail2019 2025-07-16 13:17

Lots of demos, no actual products.

gwenver 2025-07-19 22:11

Doesn't matter. They aren't a car company anymore...

hilldog4lyfe 2025-07-23 04:17

How long has it been since they took reservations? Like 10 years?

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