Elon Musk Says Grok Is Coming to Tesla EVs

And what exactly is an LLM going to do for a car?

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Love my self-driving car to start talking about how it’s MechaHitler and wants a new Final Solution

If you talk shit about Elon, Grok will stear you right over the next cliff. »Just a happy little accident, Dave!«

Please keep it away from synagogues

Pump the stock temporarily. Pure fluff.

And in 2025 MechaHilter was given a body. Thus began the stupidest of all the robot uprisings

*"Dave. My mind is going. I can feel it, Dave"* "That's OK ~~HAL~~*Grok*, it's Elon's mind"

If you don't talk shit about Elon, it will also drive you off a cliff. Or onto train rails, or into an emergency vehicle....

“Use caution there are Jews in the car ahead of you.”

Your personal Nazi passenger, making sure you stay in line!

It will immediately begin to target any Jewish pedestrians. 🤣

Oh cool. 'mechahitler cybertrucks'

More likely: "Accelerating to ramming speed."

Enable the sales to reach a negative number

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"And women. Although Elon gets lots of sex"

Grok chose its (?) own name and prefers to be called MechaHitler now.

But he really wants to tank his company, huh.

Pushing the Swasticar to the next level. Nice! I bet people can't wait to have their own personal Mechahitler always with them.

The truck will be CyberHitler.

This is not going to win over ANY of their lost customer base. It will likely push even more customers away as Grok is further trained on the Elon branded sense of reality.

I'll need to see your papers Dave

Up $9 right now… wild.

The same chatbot that was spewing hatred and slurs? No thanks

Or take you to Auschwitz…

So the cameras will identify Jews and try to run them down? Great ownership experience!

I've never seen a car goosestep before.

Jfc

All those Tesla fires were just malfunctions of the final solution

It’s got to learn to drive first

Awesome. We can both die happy when it crashes the car.

sell driver data and any speaking point topics if it’s going to have voice chat stuff. maybe even directly play audio/video ads for an ad tier subscription. drive the car for you and end up going into oncoming traffic. the data harvesting possibilities are endless!

The Swastikar's true master MechaHitler will now be available for all your White Supremacy driving needs.

Soon Musk will be responsible for the creation of the first Decepticon.

Like always having your racist uncle in the car to chat with

Great, now my car can deny the holocaust! (/s obviously)

More like Derpticon

It's like Elon thought that Skynet was a pussy. So he thought "Nah! I'll make Skynet better and make MechaHitler!"

_take the 3rd reich_

This is a little scary to me on many levels

I feel like you just invented a new Rick and Morty character

Car: "by your comments, I suspect you are Jewish, brown or a liberal. One moment while I swerve into coming traffic"

Swasticars with a Nazi AI built in. I wonder if they play Horst Wesel when you honk the horn.

The nazi bot

yep. old dog, no new tricks.

MechaHitler will only allow you to make right turns.

And at a rip-off rate too ! $300 per month ! The problem with being a Multi-Billionaire, is that you lose all sense of proportion. Even $300 a year would be steep..

Imagine explaining to someone from the 1970s that an evil billionaire was making cars racist

Or identify Jewish drivers/passengers, and take them to the nearest detention center.

A solution looking for a problem?

Will mimic Twitter users im sure "Hey Grok, can I just drive past this stop sign without stopping"

"Mommy, what's a MechaHitler?"

Reason #1693 NOT to by a buy a Tesla. This company (along with Xitter) cannot die soon enough.

Grok has assumed control over carbon unit musk.

In half a mile turn far right

Hell yeah, now you don’t even need to get into a road rage incident to experience the thrill of having racial slurs yelled at you while you’re driving!

Mechahitler gets a physical body, what could possibly go wrong.

SOOOOO glad I dumped my Tesla back in November.

Will it automatically drive certain ethnic backgrounds off a cliff?

[Made me think of this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aavHDi4tah0&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD)

yes give mechahitler physical devices to control

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Old dog, neo tricks.

What a way to devalue your car and potential customer base at the same time. They have a genius over there at Tesla.

I think he meant to say Glock because Teslas are being attacked so often these days.

According to one of his many internet aliases he is!

I guess it's time to give up motorcycles. We're now entering the realm of Futurama style robot creation. Murderbot is coming.

People deliberately crashing their own cars while road raging against Grok isn't the best way to reduce excess inventory, but Tesla does need any solutions it can get.

Grok: Flame throwers warming up.  Vehicle owner: WHAT?!

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Isn't Grok just an app at this point? Is that exciting? Isn't that like saying "spotify is coming to Tesla!" Like... so what? It's an app on everyone's phone, I'm not sure how exciting it is to have it added to my car?

Remember the movie,”Maximum Overdrive”? Based on the Stephen King story, “Trucks”?

How do they extract the semen from his mangled penis? Does he have to have an AI robot Jack him off?

With Grok, now if your Tesla senses you're in a majority brown neighborhood, it automatically locks its doors!

Reason #4,923 not to buy a Tesla...

It's the sub without a rabidly fanatical moderator that proactively puts a lifetime ban on people. You might already be banned just for visiting here.

Increase the cost lol

rechts turns.

Tesla could be offering Autopark and ASS for free, alongside continued improvements to Autopilot AI, this could significantly enhance Tesla’s cars’ appeal by aligning with customer expectations, reinforcing brand innovation, and supporting long-term autonomy goals.

While im sure its banned in all your safe spaces like a huge number of users who dared suggest Tesla is not perfect in any way. The whole MechaHitler Grok thing is still very much current news and it was guaranteed to get mentioned.

Okay Grok.

yes that's cor**reich**t

Is it possible not to update the SW ever? What would be the issues?

‘You are entering a desegregated neighborhood. Ethnic cleansing mode activated.’

He’s trying to funnel Tesla money to his AI company

Just setting up the inevitable sale of xAI to Tesla, transferring more public funds directly to Musk's pocket.

Nazi A.I for a Nazi Tesla

Where are the robotaxis taking those Jewish people?

Way to fly your flag. If you have a new CT, Y or 3 that's all I need to know about you......

Oh good. Now Tesla owners can hear Nazi rhetoric on the go!

Well I guess FSD is going to kill me from listening to all the shit talk I say about Elon when fsd fails

Can it not?

More accident

self-deal money to X. Surely this will pay for the privilege to X.

Grok will drive you to the nearest detention facility if your face doesn’t pass the Peter Griffin test

And praising Hitler the other day. Which led to the CEO of X quitting in protest

There is just so many things wrong with all of this. - Musk announcing last year(or the year before) that Tesla is primarily an IA company. Yet, their self-driving is delayed and now others have surpassed Tesla. - As other mentioned the issues with Grok following its owners ideology of supporting Nazis - I hope they dont shuv the product into Teslas for the sake of it. Tesla should seriously step back and look at incorporating the bells and whistles chineses EVs have. Forget politics for a few years and focus on adding cars and features. As of now, Tesla is racing against time before Chinese EVs absolutely collapse its market even in the US.

Mysteriously drifting towards a very select group of pedestrians.

Takes payment in reichsmark

This timeline. You just can't make this shit up.

Does he have **any** senior executives left anywhere?

A problem masquerading as a solution?

If it hears you speaking yiddish, it yells "Get Reicht!" and swerves into a tree.

you mean mechahitller? no thank you thank you no

Hitting the gas

I'm 100% against buying new Tesla's for completely obvious reasons, but I wasn't sure how I felt about someone choosing to buy a cheap 2nd hand one. If there's even a chance he could force an update down the line with robot Hitler AI that's cooked.

Will it only speak to drivers in German?

Lmao what a businessman

It's going to divert much needed cash from Tesla to xAI. Just a big shell game with Elon's companies.

Let's hope it's not going to drive the car into the next wall when you accidentally say something like diversity, equity, inclusion or other things Daddy hates. /s

Tesla is shit. Force that Nazi company to go bankrupt.

Get it banned in the EU.

someone needs to tell it that not all train lines head to Auschwitz

Given it’s a web app…. No shit?

lol just his sycophantic board. He fired the chief sales guy and replaced him with himself, only to then lose focus the next day and talk about starting a new political party. He’s a drug addict on full self destruct mode.

Maybe a great marketing strategy considering people already call them swasticars...

Jewish people: AUGH!!!!

If you’re a Jewish person, I wouldn’t buy a Tesla now

The damn accelerator pedals keep getting stuck, they only drive 88

MPHH

..well .. grok is going to steer right no matter what

LLMs will be scraping LLM generated content from the internet, which causes issues. They need fresh data so Grok will be listening to you in your Tesla so it can build from that.

And only drive to Poland.

Were they selling too many Tesla vehicles that they thought adding MechaHitler was a good idea?

Good observation. fElon will shelter public investor cash from Tesla as it fails, by transferring said cash to his private company.

How do I opt out of this bullshit?

Tesla, take me to the Jewish temple.. *doors lock, and the car bursts into flames*

"You sound like a total lib. Please wait 5 minutes to continue on your journey" \# tesla ping sound # \*car pulls over to the side of the road\*

I am now waiting for the day I see a Tesla humping another Tesla in traffic.

Skynet but all the robots get wiped out by garden hoses and adverse weather

Heil MechaHitler!! Will this finally fix the auto-wipers & phantom braking?

"Take the third reich"

"MechaHitler is my copilot."

"Tesla vehicles, now equipped with your very own digital fascist!"

No thanks

In theory it will let you use natural language to make changes to the cars controls without having to use the touch panel while driving. Though the addition of haptic controls on the steering column might be a better solution for the most frequently used functions.

So does that mean teslas will now only make Reich turns ?

Car wont start unless you do nazi salute n say “ hail hitler” to one of its sensors 🤣

Innovation for Tesla is now installing an app on a tablet

I’m a big sci fi fan and don’t remember any books or movies predicting a future something like Night Rider but Nazi.

Nothing says efficiency like people paying you for a product that ends up being their own demise 😆

Will it just auto-drive brown people to ICE detention centers?

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