nissan_nissan
2025-07-08 13:55
They’re all Elon yes men. They’re bought and paid for by Elon, or they’re literally his brother. They wouldn’t dare turn against him
Fun_Volume2150
2025-07-08 13:56
High comedy from Ives.
Kulthos_X
2025-07-08 14:04
I honestly think Tesla is just dead now. They squandered their tech advantage, ruined their brand, and helped get an anti-EV government in place. When the BBB hits it is game over.
ObservationalHumor
2025-07-08 14:05
Dan Ives is a clown. Elon Musk could announce he's opening a 100% pure horseshit buffet and Dan Ives would be the first one in line at the grand opening with a plate and fork he brought from home if he thought it would give him a chance to take the first bite.
SC_W33DKILL3R
2025-07-08 14:08
Yeah unless they have a lot of secret product in the works, about to be released then they are screwed.
The will blow a lot of money on a taxi service destined to fail.
Oh, any they have a Truck and Roadster they have still yet to release, and that they already took money for. They are screwed.
North-Outside-5815
2025-07-08 14:09
Yup. It's a zombie company now.
sharkism
2025-07-08 14:12
The only thing Tesla has going for it is, that its demise will seriously disrupt Nasdaq. So basically their only hope is to be too big to fail.
Trades46
2025-07-08 14:31
Is this analyst on drugs or are they that stupid? Their entire board is handpicked by Musk himself to not get in his way whatever stupid things he does and says.
heleuma
2025-07-08 14:42
How many of these "the Board" articles will we have to endure? It's hilarious when these writers or analyst rehash what everyone who's paying even a little attention, has known for years but they were too blind to see. The time to "act now" was like two years ago.
I_did_theMath
2025-07-08 14:48
Their hands are tied. To save the company they need to replace him as CEO, but that would kill its status as a meme stock. Saving the company kills the stock, and saving the stock kills the company, there is no way out.
Traditional-Fox-1597
2025-07-08 14:50
Calling Dan Ives a prominent analyst is certainly a choice.
bobber66
2025-07-08 14:51
So democrats arent going to buy his cars anymore and republicans were never going to buy his cars. Who’s left? I will never buy a product that Elon is or was involved in.
jeanjaqueslebal
2025-07-08 14:54
The board is not gonna do shit.
Kettatonic
2025-07-08 15:08
Which is so fucking annoying. The complete inability by anyone with power to say "I fucked up" is gonna be what kills this country.
It should be valued like other, more established car companies. That they blew it up so much that it would collapse the stock market if it failed is such a massive fuckup. So we all have to just pretend Elon is a genius bc the money guys can't be like "oh, whoops, bad bet." The line must always go up, never down!
It'd help if the actual shareholders weren't complete Elon simps too. Maybe they could turn it around. Not the way things are going tho.
DhOnky730
2025-07-08 15:11
The irony here is that Ives is asking them to reign in Musk...but Musk's efforts politically--at least in the last week--are the best chance of saving Tesla. I guess theoretically Musk could just back democrats, but his whole anti-woke crusade began with his daughter and isn't actually rooted in political theory. He probably agreed with Harris on 90% of issues (based on past comments) over Trump, but was so laser-focused on transgender issues that he couldn't see what he was doing. So besides that option, this is Musk's next best option. Simply going back to work at Tesla and watching it die without speaking out isn't an option. And when he built Tesla up, he didn't own Twitter and wasn't already extremely wealthy, so he didn't have this massive bully pulpit.
Red-FFFFFF-Blue
2025-07-08 15:15
Tesla’s board should resign. Fixed it.
FieryAnomaly
2025-07-08 15:16
"squandered" id so accurate of a discription. Plucked defeat right out of the jaws of victory.
Syscrush
2025-07-08 15:18
*How the deck chairs should be arranged on the Titanic, according to prominent dumbass.*
Middcore
2025-07-08 15:25
The board of any normal company would have shit-canned Musk when he openly said he would work against the company's interests if he didn't get the big new pay package he wanted.
The Tesla board is entirely Elon's relatives and sycophants.
LivingDracula
2025-07-08 15:30
Investors should sue the board.
There is a very clear and consistent conflict of interest and a class action to remove Elon Loyalists has merit.
Dear_Natural6370
2025-07-08 15:47
I sense the next ENRON. The repeat of it again, just not a utility company....
veganparrot
2025-07-08 15:49
oh NOW we can talk about reining him in?
sidc42
2025-07-08 16:15
All these articles are BS.
Couple months ago someone did the math (link below). Long story short if you value the stock like every other automaker it's share price should be under $20 a share. Value it like a big tech company it shoots up to $35 a share.
The stock's 52-week low is $182 a share. It's currently trading over $300. The fact that it has declined from an even higher valuation last fall is completely irrelevant because it's a valuation that no other established company in the world enjoys.
The only thing that matters to Tesla's board of handpicked Yes Men is the value of the stock and that's 100% based on the absolute bullshit Musk says and does.
Talking about the stock price decline since December like it matters is just an attempt to normalize the price range it's currently at.
https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/s/Dh9iQgKMfe
Karl_Hingus
2025-07-08 16:42
It's not the beggining of the end , it's the middle of the end .
Some time ago i prophetised etron would end up like the real tesla .
my prophecy seems more likely every day.
Excellent_Rule_2778
2025-07-08 16:43
Anyone suggesting the board will or should step in is fundamentally stupid. Musk is Tesla, and Tesla is Musk. There's no reining him in. He is the reason the stock trades at a meme 170 P/E, and not 15. The board’s fiduciary duty is to maximize shareholder value, and for better or worse, that means letting Musk operate without interference.
foo-bar-25
2025-07-08 17:21
Don’t rein him in. Fire him.
Ultraeasymoney
2025-07-08 18:12
Cathy Wood would be #2 in line right behind him.
Ultraeasymoney
2025-07-08 18:13
Elon: " Shut up, Dan!"
ObservationalHumor
2025-07-08 18:38
I don't think it has much to do with the whole transgendered thing. Musk just has a messiah complex and constantly needs new projects that he can start to in some way 'save' people. Now that said I do think Twitter was motivated more by that and his anti-woke crusade. In his mind this was him 'saving free speech' and premised on all that idiocy around the whole 'woke mind virus' crap he posts. With the Trump administration it's this new target of there being an existential debt crisis that will ruin the US and by extension 'western civilization' (white christian people with a similar background to himself). That obviously blew up in his face with Trump passing a bill that terrible for both his companies and the debt burden of the US longer term.
I don't know that the theory of what he wants to do would be bad per say. Basically becoming a super Joe Liberman or something akin to Freedom Caucus where he would have control over enough seats to always extract concessions and act as a swing vote, but just him being the face of the party and associated with it is going to kill the whole thing and once again his messiah complex is going to keep him from actually working effectively to further his own interests (and thank god for that really). If he could just pull strings from the shadows the way Peter Thiel does he might actually have been able to pull it off.
MarketEmotional1955
2025-07-08 19:52
"prominent"
SSIS_master
2025-07-08 20:47
170? 😖🤣
Jay_Stone
2025-07-08 21:42
Good luck with that.
_not_elon_musk
2025-07-08 21:44
I’m Not Elon Musk, but if I was, I’d resign from the board before Tesla (and my fortune) went under.
WildFlowLing
2025-07-08 23:36
They’re afraid to spank Elon because money might fall out of their pockets during the fury
WildFlowLing
2025-07-08 23:38
They’ll step in if the stock drops. They won’t kick Elon out due to fears of a resulting sell off.
But if the stock craters then that isn’t a concern anymore and they will boot him in an attempt to regain.
Elons going to be clenching for a while
Sea_Abbreviations334
2025-07-09 02:08
Yep, still has a $500/share price target on Tesla.
Icy-person666
2025-07-09 08:34
Don't forget their human like robots that don't work and self distrusting batteries. That should be worth something right?
Icy-person666
2025-07-09 08:36
Surprised she isn't having Elon's children.
That-Whereas3367
2025-07-09 12:07
Musk isn't rational. He will choose to go down with the ship.
_not_elon_musk
2025-07-09 12:08
How do you know? Are you Elon Musk?
That-Whereas3367
2025-07-09 12:09
Post menopause.
[deleted]
2025-07-09 13:10
It def won't collapse the stock market WHEN it fails
notnickthrowaway
2025-07-09 14:15
Well, you’re not, so…
GreatCaesarGhost
2025-07-09 16:02
He's so far down the rightwing echo chamber at this point that I strongly doubt that he agreed with Harris on much of anything, regardless of past comments. He's close with the Murdoch family and was going on secret retreats with Republican congressional leadership well before the presidential election.
pyrrho314
2025-07-09 16:59
it's a lie it would collapse the stock market. The money would go into other stocks, mostly. Heavily invested hodlers will be hurt, but that money going out of Tesla will only help real companies. Funds should be diversified enough to see the balance. imho
Icy-person666
2025-07-10 08:35
They got workarounds for that as long as he has a uterus.
[deleted]
2025-07-11 02:01
Once the price drops, there is no money. So it could wipe away almost $1T of "value"
[deleted]
2025-07-11 02:07
Amen
pyrrho314
2025-07-11 03:25
it doesn't just go to zero, there is a cashing out process as well, depends on how slowly it goes down.
[deleted]
2025-07-11 05:04
Definitely. The paper value of owning stock is always how much you can have someone else pay for it.
But the underlying value of the company is how much would be left in a collapse when bag holders pull out. Hint: the book value of TSLA is MUCH closer to $0 than it is to the market cap of~$1T.