Tesla Robotaxi videos show Elon's way behind Waymo

Anyone who has tried the free month of FSD knew this was going to be a shit show.

"Tesla priced all trips at $4.20, presumably as a reference to drugs." 420 drugs, 4.20 Hitler's birthday

Anyone who has FSD knows it's been a pattern of Musk saying the upcoming update is going to blow people away. Then it gets released, the "influencers" pump that it's basically 100% perfect, everyone else tries it and reports its dog shit. Rinse, wash, and repeat with every single update. Now we're at the point where Musk has admitted that HW3 will never do FSD and all those cars need to have their hardware swapped out to HW4 at some point. But even with all that said, you still can't short the stock.

I wouldn't be surprised, if he's hiding behind 420 as a drug reference, but in reality the reason behind 4.20 is Hitler's birthday indeed. I would never ever sit in one of those even if they would be free or pay me 4.20 for each ride.

Believe it or not Calls all the way

Without safety supervisors Robotaxi would blow people away and not in a good way.

He doesn’t smoke pot…

No. 20/04, not even Hitler used that backward ass date format.

The media should pick up the 4.20 reference to Hitler. That makes more sense for Nazi musk better than a pot reference.

But he solved Full Self Driving 7 years ago. The tech must be better than the self driving in GTA VI now. Elon is a prophet. He doesn't need to lie. lol

DELETE YOUR NAZI TSLA! 🔥

Tesla has zero moat. Zero. They had a timed advantage which lasted until 2020.

Those references were edgy when you're a start up. It reeks of immaturity from a large company. They have also beaten the numbers to death to the point where they just show no originality or thought.

That must be why they always refer to the terrorist attacks on September 11th, 2001 as 11/09 in the US; can't recall anyone using the backward ass date format 9/11 in Austin or anywhere else. Thanks for clearing that up for us, Scooby! /s

Who's they... And Hitler didn't live in the US... So no, he didn't write dates backwards. Smooth brain you have there.

When you look at the Tesla zealots online, it's funny how we're just one update away from what Felon promised, they have a way of dealing with reality I found amusing.

I was being sarcastic, hence the /s. My 'they' referred to people in the US, in general where dates are universally written month/day, a very well-known example being 9/11. It is a point of agreement that Hitler didn't live in the US. He'd've presumably written his birthday as 20. April, 20.04 or 20.4; they always use dots rather than commas or slashes in Germany, and put the day before the date, unless they are writing the year as well in which case, sometimes, the following format is used: 1889.04.20 although, as I understand it, writing 20.04.1889 or 20.4.1889 is more common. However, as you must be aware, in the US dates are written month/day. September 11th is 9/11 there. We all call it 9/11 even though in many countries, including mine, we'd otherwise say 11/9. I tell you what, I'll follow the tradition, based on a perversion of [Godwin's law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law), that, because I mentioned Hitler first, I have lost. I have a smooth brain. You are a stable genius. You win. Well done. /s

All those drug tests he posted can't be wrong. Guessing he'll follow MyPillow Magnate Mike Lindell in pricing at $14.88 once an investor asks how he'll make money at $4.20 when there's a room of a dozen people keeping each Robotaxi off the guardrails.

We’ve known that for about a decade

Didn’t he literally do that with Joe Rogan on camera? Maybe you mean he didn’t smoke pot right before his drug test?

That was not a man who was comfortably smoking pot. Watching him do that made me 1000 percent more convinced he doesn’t. Dude probably boofs his K.

Are you saying that Elon Musk, the man that went on Joe Rogan and smoked a joint on video, does not smoke pot? The man who was photographed by his employees rolling a joint doesn’t smoke pot? https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/s/t6IKzArCG3 It’s fine if you don’t know much about Elon Musk. Honestly, I wish I knew less. But if you are going to confidently correct somebody else’s perceived mistake, maybe take a minute to Google it before doing so. You have effortless access to all the information on the Internet. Don’t squander that resource. Look before you post.

Musk is only allowing Tesla fanboys by invite and he's calling that a launch, what a joke. Anyone who looks past the surface can tell you that Tesla has nothing resembling autonomous self driving but bring up self driving cars to most people and the only thing they know about is Tesla unless they live in a Waymo market. Tesla is click bait for the Media so it's what they push. At some point Waymo will be in every major city and Tesla will still be faking it and everyone will know but for now faking it keeps the stock where it's at.

Yup, just like that war in Ukraine ended the day Trump took office. Elon should have been his running mate.

The high level insult you’ve crafted up probably flys over a lot of heads here Just wanted to say I appreciate you used boof’d

~~Robotaxi~~ Robocop

Its almost like Elons umpaloompas have been telling him only good things about fsd to appease him. Like he has no idea how fsd actually works

This seems mainly to be the fault of Musk’s irrational hatred of LIDAR.

By blow people away do you mean pedestrians?

We’re the only country that does that

I think Hitler killed himself around his birthday too so it’s a bittersweet day for Elon.

Yeah he looked like a n00b smoking pot, but man that hitler salute looked perfect.

I just call it “the eleventh day of the ninth month of the year of our Lord Two Thousand and One”

Waymo ate his lunch while he failed to innovate. Once BYD opens in North America, Tesla is finished.

How many Tesla execs used lead up to the trial as an offramp?

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Thank you, it’s nice to feel understood.