duskkazuno
2025-10-24 01:28
I’ve got some really bad news for you….
M1A1SteakSauce
2025-10-24 01:33
They have new models coming and this is going to be one of them. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Shygar
2025-10-24 01:36
https://x.com/greentheonly/status/1977590457476776302?s=19
AwwwComeOnLOU
2025-10-24 01:54
“You’ve Got Mail”
Or at least the Tesla equivalent:
You’ve got new features waiting for you to explore. (Hit that blue dot in the lower left)
It’s like Christmas after almost every update.
transgirl187
2025-10-24 02:17
N they talk about Ai taking over. Imagine an Ai fire truck rushing in traffic… a disaster waiting to happen
animartis
2025-10-24 02:33
I like your music selection!
Decent-Gas-7042
2025-10-24 02:39
Me too
There was a time where a car parked next to you would for some reason spin around in a 360 like a record in the visualization. I wish I had a recording of it. It was so funny, my kids were so sad when it updated and stopped
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2025-10-24 02:39
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DetroitArtDude
2025-10-24 02:55
Don't worry, it's not going to take over anything anytime soon, especially for emergency vehicles. Don't let the news media scare you with crazy AI headlines.
DevinOlsen
2025-10-24 03:06
lol
lost_signal
2025-10-24 03:12
My 2020 Tesla was convinced there were multiple semi’s doing 360 spins inside my garage. It was kind of terrifying and hilarious all at the same time when you were groggy in the morning.
SultanOfSwave
2025-10-24 03:15
Back in the day (2019), when you stopped in traffic, the cars around you would jiggle like they were dancing. Sadly it went away after we upgraded from HW2.5 to HW3.
Here's someone complaining about it back then...
https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/s/pEri8i8nf8
RiseUpFromCT
2025-10-24 03:16
Also. Great song choice. 🐰
GetRektDork
2025-10-24 03:21
Never Forget;
Traffic Cones & Trashcans.
Miss you FSD V11.
mrDETEKTYW
2025-10-24 03:23
The cars knows, it's a train. It just doesn't have the model for a train so it uses the closest match. There is no difference between these two anyways. Don't drive into them is all a car needs to know.
sweetgodivagirl
2025-10-24 03:28
An upright roll in my garage turned into a person. I see dead people!
Jace__B
2025-10-24 03:31
Honestly might be a good toybox Easter Egg, like "v1 visualizations" with the spinning/twitching vehicles, looooong bus trains, and the moonwalking people.
Empty-Effect-7472
2025-10-24 03:31
a good ole boy, never meanin’ no harm, eh?
TYO_HXC
2025-10-24 03:43
Personally, I love (and hate) it when the car randomly decides that the tunnel wall next to me is a huge and very close truck that is facing the wrong way.
bigpoppa611
2025-10-24 04:02
Lol that’s pretty funny. I haven’t experienced this. I get a chuckle when it shows a dog as a person tho.
Valestis
2025-10-24 04:32
I'm in Europe and it's showing me American semis everywhere on the visualization.
Ours are very different. There are regulations limiting maximum length of road vehicles, so the cabs of our semis are much shorter and vertically aligned, the driver sits in a cabin on top of the engine. It's funny driving among the long-nosed US ones.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VEtVi_SQ_B8/maxresdefault.jpg
The most hilarious thing is, if a semi stops behind me, the long nose clips halfway through my car because of the differences between the US virtual model and where the cameras detect the actual beginning of the European truck. It used to freak me out in the beginning.
HaOkayThen
2025-10-24 07:25
Haha, right? It's like the car's got its own personality. Just needs that good ol' country charm to make it even better!
Gold_Yard_8457
2025-10-24 08:26
🐬Great song choice.. Its dolph
NukeWolf24
2025-10-24 10:14
Wait till it decides your garage wall is actually seventeen motorcycles doing synchronized wheelies.
Emily_gr86
2025-10-24 10:45
It startled me the first time it happened. I was ummm it’s not slowing down and I was going like 60. Definitely needs to be fixed
Emily_gr86
2025-10-24 10:45
Thank you! 😊
Present-Ad-9598
2025-10-24 10:47
Hate to break it to you..
fauxbeauceron
2025-10-24 11:31
From bug to feature
ArthurMidian
2025-10-24 11:40
I love it when it makes trains look like a dancing semi. I will have music going and a truck will be twerking on the tracks lol
slyticoon
2025-10-24 14:39
I find it neat that canonically all the FSD AI models believe that us humans frequently have roaming convoys of tour busses crossing roads.
rudholm
2025-10-24 14:58
My clothes washer/dryer were big semi trucks in my garage. Pretty amusing, especially when they would flip around randomly.
dts-five
2025-10-24 15:31
My 2018 still has HW2.5, so my kids love the mistakes. It actually made them put their phones down and laugh at my display instead for an entire road trip. Just to see what it was going to do next.
SultanOfSwave
2025-10-24 15:43
I'm very happy to hear that "dancing cars" are still there.
I think for nostalgia purposes, they could add this in the Toybox. Come to a stop and other cars... 1) dance. 2) become dinosaurs. 3) become chickens, 4) become Transformers .... the possibilities are endless.
derekjnolan
2025-10-24 17:17
It’s changing soon…
https://x.com/greentheonly/status/1977590457476776302
dirtygpu
2025-10-24 23:23
Aw man. I’ll miss seeing weirdly proportioned stretched buses instead of trains :(
laposter
2025-10-24 23:49
My Tesla used to show people walking their dogs while crossing the street when the reality was people pulling roller suitcases (at the airport) while crossing the street.
YTAKRTR
2025-10-25 00:54
Ong you need to recommend this! Before they forget the code change.
The_DMT
2025-10-25 11:57
Or just prevent the updates ;-)
Tiasmo-Bertjayd
2025-10-25 15:59
Since a few updates ago I noticed my FSD slows down when approaching rough RR crossings and shallow speed bumps, which I find rather impressive since I remember just a couple years ago the car would try driving over a major dip in the road at full speed. I have no idea how it detects them since these bumps don’t show up on the visualization screen, but I’m glad it does.
how_obscene
2025-10-25 19:44
boo.
cmdr-William-Riker
2025-10-25 23:33
I'm sure the visualizations will stay the same, they've had the same visualizations pretty much the entire time I think...
Hankstravaganza
2025-10-26 17:33
I was driving a friends MS and it showed a lady in a motorized wheelchair as a motorcycle, then around some kids riding horses it would morph from 2 to 1 person walking and back as the horses’ legs moved.
douchebagleft
2025-10-26 18:05
How exciting to drive a Tesla…..
JrocketPS4
2025-10-27 13:05
What we laughed about most was my little dog .. the car would show my dog as a kid on a tricycle 😂
Mas1021
2025-10-27 22:41
Guys, let them cross in peace :D
raygundan
2025-11-11 21:49
I haven't tried it in a while to see if it's been fixed, but years ago I dropped a friend off and as he walked around the front of the car, he dropped his keys. The little mannequin-person that represented him turned into a weird mannequin-dog when he bent over to pick his keys up.
Also there's just a ghost-person that makes no sense at all when I open my garage door to back out. It thinks the edge of the door is a person, and as the door opens, the person ascends into the sky. I have *no idea* what it could even be seeing there. At least a person bent over is vaguely like a four-legged creature.