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TSLA Shares Are Going Crazy

[deleted] | 2025-09-14 21:10 | 28 views

Hey Everyone, Just a reminder not to buy shares now as it is now at $395.940. I will post again when shares have dropped because it looks like it will probably come down soon.

Comments (51)
Crazy_Day5359 2025-09-14 23:34

$400 next and $500 shortly after that

Available_Win5204 2025-09-14 23:38

Oh wow thanks for this expert financial advice. Can you leave your contact info so we know who to hold liable when we make decisions based off of this post? edit: Elon bought $1b at these levels hahaha. All joking aside this might literally be the most embarrassingly incorrect post I’ve ever seen. Congrats. Please don’t delete it.

degausser22 2025-09-14 23:43

I’ve screenshotted this post as evidence of financial advice, thank you

John_mcgee2 2025-09-14 23:44

Are you talking about the price earnings? That thing is only at 220. I could see it reaching 1,000 or more without issue

brokenmessiah 2025-09-14 23:50

Just post your losings so we can all laugh at it

CG_throwback 2025-09-15 00:12

Love the word probably. That means for sure right ??

Kayyam 2025-09-15 00:15

Don't post again

Electrical_Quality_6 2025-09-15 00:16

robotaxi affects i think

twinbee 2025-09-15 00:38

But so many redditors promised me TSLA was on the way down. I know shorters have almost always been wrong the past decade regarding TSLA, but I thought they were right since tHiS TIme It'S DifFeRent AnD ELon dOEsN'T kNOw WHat hE's DOiNg.

[deleted] 2025-09-15 00:49

Any day now bro, just like Enron. Trust me bro. It's gonna crash, Tesla is finished. No don't pay attention to the dozens of times that's been said over the past several years, we mean it this time.

JAWilkerson3rd 2025-09-15 01:49

lol

Ok_Transition7785 2025-09-15 02:47

This is not the way you trade stocks junior SMH

[deleted] 2025-09-15 03:11

$402 in after hours. Delivery estimates are low, rate decrease on Wednesday, expanding robotaxi, shorts covering, gamma squeeze... this is hitting $500 before it hits $300 again.

Crazy_Day5359 2025-09-15 07:59

Certainly possible

ILikeWhiteGirlz 2025-09-15 10:34

What can we do with it?

twinbee 2025-09-15 10:54

Optimus.

Appropriate-Judge397 2025-09-15 10:55

HA, it s already gone to 420.

StretcherEctum 2025-09-15 11:16

Tesla up to 420 premarket. Any big news? Edit: price is up today because Elon bought 1 billion $ worth of Tesla shares on Friday.

thebiglebowskiisfine 2025-09-15 12:06

Instructions unclear.

10per 2025-09-15 12:09

I sold mine back about 2 months ago. So yeah, it's doing well.

less_is_less 2025-09-15 12:54

Aged like milk…

less_is_less 2025-09-15 12:55

Less than 24hrs and stocks up 7%. Bro you absolutely suck at financial advice.

Danne660 2025-09-15 13:35

Nothing, giving financial advice is not illegal and what kind of lunatic would want it to be?

[deleted] 2025-09-15 14:00

Its real real this time pinky swear cross my heart

nismos14us 2025-09-15 14:06

Bought $50k, thanks hedgie.

the_shek 2025-09-15 14:17

let him keep cooking so we can inverse his advice

ILikeWhiteGirlz 2025-09-15 14:40

I thought it is?

Danne660 2025-09-15 17:25

Nope, it is illegal for certain certified people who you have paid money for them to give you financial advice if they give certain advice such as things that benefit them and hurt you, or just severely lying to you for other reasons. But that is illegal because they are essentially scamming you, not because they are giving financial advice.

ILikeWhiteGirlz 2025-09-15 17:27

How do we know this person isn’t a short-seller?

Either-Pattern7845 2025-09-15 17:32

No. OP was in the right track. The big surge today was because of a huge stock purchase by Elon, that no one could’ve predicted.

Danne660 2025-09-15 17:58

Who? And if they are who cares.

ILikeWhiteGirlz 2025-09-15 18:02

Illegal.

Danne660 2025-09-15 18:11

Illegal what?

dax660 2025-09-15 21:20

The true sign of a robust company: the owner buying a billion in shares

majidraza82 2025-09-15 22:19

What did I miss???

wolframore 2025-09-15 23:24

It’s Tesla it’s natural price is 420

Few_Cricket2724 2025-09-16 14:36

I would only say its overbought, its like Sugar... too much sugar will give you a sugar crash :)

Post-Futurology 2025-09-16 17:30

If you're right youre right, unless you're wrong in which case no one could've predicted 😂

Either-Pattern7845 2025-09-16 18:46

Well, yes and no. There's a difference between being right about the wise thing to do, and being right about what actually happens.

Packedlight0 2025-09-16 20:07

You need to hedge. Don't try to bet. You know it's going to go up eventually or you know it's going to go down eventually. For example, Long to short two to one. When it does go down to your predicted floor , liquidate your short, convert to Long . Congrats you dollar cost averaged like a pro.

EmotionalHorse5404 2025-09-17 02:05

Watch that drop happen right before earnings. OP is absolutely right. Long term? Buy whenever you want. For a trade? Just wait

FuhrerTuner 2025-09-17 02:22

Shorts panicking always make me feel better about my position.

FuhrerTuner 2025-09-17 02:25

426 is the all time high. Fym?

Defiant-Judgment699 2025-09-17 06:17

Why though? Why is a company with cratering sales worth more in p/e than any other company, and byba large margin?

wolframore 2025-09-17 20:14

I’m just being silly. You know 420, because Musk smokes…

FuhrerTuner 2025-09-17 21:59

Ah yes, over my head. Please proceed...

FuhrerTuner 2025-09-18 02:40

Just hit an all time high post/premarket. Hopefully it sticks by the morning

glmory 2025-09-20 15:10

Price to earnings and any credible future earnings are completely out of whack. A lot more people will lose money than make money off Tesla in the next thirty years. But what will the price do on a daily basis or even a five year basis? Who knows. Stocks do lots of irrational stuff.

VideoGameJumanji 2025-09-21 19:15

Buying when a stock is high is gambling, it’s on you.  You’ll just have very little to no buffer when it does start dropping

VeterinarianWorth911 2025-09-23 06:06

trying to run this before it gives out. Betting against what people post here is next level. 😎

EjackQuelate 2025-10-01 15:32

Aged like what again? You must have meant Wine

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