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2026.8 Official Tesla Release Notes - Software Updates

Gejza75 | 2026-03-13 21:22 | 136 views

Tesla just released software update with Slovak Language Support👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Comments (47)
jaqueh 2026-03-13 21:27

How is the braking going to be smoother? The brake pedal is physically connected to the pads via hydraulics.

Taco_LimeyJr_NA 2026-03-13 21:28

Model Y Juniper is brake by wire

jaqueh 2026-03-13 21:30

ah yeah i see it says new y

Funk5oulBrother 2026-03-13 21:47

Wild updates but none fix the SD in traffic acceleration issue.

pw154 2026-03-13 22:04

Sort of. The brake pedal is still coupled to the mechanical brakes hydraulically. It’s more like a hybrid brake system with a mechanical fall back

ZataH 2026-03-13 22:11

"Spotify: tap the new down arrow to jump to the bottom of long playlists and podcast episode lists." Just got my new Model 3 today, which has scrolling and not pages (coming from a 2021 with Atom). And were kinda missing a "to the bottom" button. So this is great news

skippy_nyc 2026-03-13 22:30

hw3 upgrade when?

MhVRNewbie 2026-03-13 22:41

The what?

geeo92 2026-03-13 22:50

Is it me or the updates have less interesting features at every code iteration? It's the second update with barely any major feature.

overtrustedfart69 2026-03-13 23:02

When you buy a new car

psaux_grep 2026-03-13 23:18

I’ll suggest «sudden death» because it sounds ridiculous

psaux_grep 2026-03-13 23:20

Guess they’re saving up for the summer update. Or working on a big rewrite or fixing things under the hood.

Theseus_Employee 2026-03-13 23:33

At work, we’ve stopped doing non-big updates on one of our applications because we would get complaints that we should be doing more. Now we just hold on to the updates and push them out when we have the big features. People are getting their updates later, but now they don’t complain. It’s sort of silly.

TissueAndLube 2026-03-13 23:34

They don’t have time for new stuff cuz they fixing the wipers /s

Dinosity101 2026-03-13 23:39

i guess the car sometimes launches itself off a cliff and can’t recover

poser765 2026-03-13 23:40

Jesus. Christ. When I started doing all my podcasts on Spotify my dumb ass went and added all the ones I like and listen to the most first, because those are the ones that came to mind first. It’s been a pain and this is super helpful.

Ancient-Sandwich9400 2026-03-14 00:04

My thing is as long as the updates are quality! If not I don’t give a shit how often you release stuff. Look at Apple, they release a new major os so fast that for 3/4 the time till the next major release it’s all bug fixes they introduced! Screw that, take time to regression test and release quality….that is what matters! Lol, I’m too old for this buggy shit!

alliwantisburgers 2026-03-14 00:21

The breaking feature is complete shit. Makes it feel like the break isn’t working

GreatSince86 2026-03-14 00:32

I feel like most people rarely use the physical braking.

Vertsix 2026-03-14 00:38

We need some climate control automation.

premiumcontentonly1 2026-03-14 00:39

Actually it makes complete sense. Why annoy people with minor updates filled with bugs for incremental improvements. If you think it’s silly, you don’t understand people

alliwantisburgers 2026-03-14 00:57

You would think that but the only time I do use it is precisely what it’s not designed properly for. At very low speed in a garage to do small starts and stops to inch forward when you switch to the break it just moves forward an extra inch because it’s completely unresponsive. They didn’t design it to adapt correctly to speed

L3xusLuth3r 2026-03-14 02:07

Lol!

palmastiltskin 2026-03-14 02:10

Did anyone lock sound sound drastically lower after these past few updates?

M1A1SteakSauce 2026-03-14 02:14

Brake* know the difference.

Merkenfighter 2026-03-14 02:28

I just want wipers that work only when they’re supposed to.

tenemu 2026-03-14 03:03

Such as?

dudeman_chino 2026-03-14 03:08

Theyre probably just updating grokand bundling it up like a broader update more often than not

Heavenly_Malice 2026-03-14 03:17

Someone posted about that earlier and the answer was that they adjusted the volume of the .wav file itself. So if your using a custom lock sound, you won’t notice any changes, but if your using the standard lock sound, it is quieter

Budget-Celebration-1 2026-03-14 03:18

Apple is far superior to the android updates.

Ancient-Sandwich9400 2026-03-14 03:30

Maybe but if you introduce more bug for some bs like liquid glass then what is the point? I’m a huge Apple fan, I’m fully in the ecosystem so don’t get me wrong, love their tech over just about anything else. BUT that doesn’t mean I want to deal with more bugs than features that each new OS forces on you. I rather see a tick tock release that stabilizes the OS over just throwing crap out and forcing users to regression test their crap code.

TotaledWithinSpec 2026-03-14 03:33

People just making up issues with the car now.

Budget-Celebration-1 2026-03-14 03:34

I love both techs. You do have a choice to not update and stay on the releases you like. As well i think Tesla does a great job, maybe better than apple. In the grand scheme of software both are leaps and bounds great. You need to release features and until ai takes over we have to deal with it. I mean have you ever seen another software company not release buggy software?

Theseus_Employee 2026-03-14 03:39

I mean, if there are bugs sure. But like with this braking feature, there’s no reason to be annoyed that a minor improvement was made.

Ancient-Sandwich9400 2026-03-14 03:44

Well that is the sad part, you have me on that one! I remember the first iPhones and software being less buggy and more importantly not introducing so many bugs in previously stable apps/features like they seem to in this super fast release cycle. I personally think if they stayed in the same iOS and increased performance while adding some features would be better than rewriting the whole OS every year. I want quality, not be your damn tester. Especially for apps/features that were previously rock solid to now be buggy with an overall loss of stability in general. Don’t have the time on Tesla as I just got my first car last month. But will say I’m so far impressed with the UI and somewhat lack of software bugs like you see on a iPhone. Of course these are crazy different type of devices but giving props to what Tesla has out. And of course it has to be as it can be a danger if not.

premiumcontentonly1 2026-03-14 03:56

No this is fine. I’m talking about in general those updates where as an end user you don’t notice anything different but it’s installed. Think windows updates or most iOS updates or similar. This is an actual feature so no reason to be mad

dark-twisted 2026-03-14 04:06

If external temp drops below X, raise internal to Y, maybe? I want an option to turn on lights when wipers are turned on (I am aware that a commander allows this but should be included in the car)

AWarmHam 2026-03-14 05:01

Thank goodness. It really was too loud. I didn’t want my entire road hearing my car quack.

D1stRU3T0R 2026-03-14 05:12

when is the summer update? edit: 2026.26?

D1stRU3T0R 2026-03-14 05:36

you mean update TO hw3 for us plebs? /s

newreconstruction 2026-03-14 07:00

The brake pedal is connected to the electric brake assist, then to the hidraulic system. You couldn’t really stop without assist at high speeds. They can tweak that to make your press stronger/lighter or press it without your help (e.g. hold mode).

Funk5oulBrother 2026-03-14 07:12

Speed control in stop star traffic can be admittedly poor. If the car in front moves, the Tesla accelerates way too fast and will then slam the brakes when the car in front slows as opposed to other EV’s I’ve had which gently accelerate to match the traffic.

Funk5oulBrother 2026-03-14 07:13

You have a Tesla and couldn’t put together SD meant self drive?

Anotic 2026-03-14 07:25

no, stop being lazy and abbreviating everything like everyone knows what you’re talking about

Funk5oulBrother 2026-03-14 07:42

Are you aware Tesla uses abbreviations in their products sir. *overdramatic*

Anotic 2026-03-14 07:47

yes, and people are aware of what those mean, not “SD” which could mean literally anything, as you can see by everyone else being confused about it too

MhVRNewbie 2026-03-14 08:44

Ok, yes that is not smooth. My 10yo I had before was way smoother.

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