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Grokipedia's Article on the Cybertruck Clearly Shows Why the Whole Project Is Doomed

Sine_Fine_Belli | 2025-11-03 20:03 | 197 views

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SisterOfBattIe 2025-11-03 20:23

>Broader narratives reflect competing viewpoints, including union-backed critiques from the United Auto Workers (UAW), which has targeted Tesla's non-unionized workforce amid production ramps, portraying the company's labor model as evading industry norms on wages and job security despite employee stock incentives. Yup, definitely universal truth here /s A huge wall of text with no crosslink nor images, and the Musk calls this a wikipedia competitor with no bias.

dtyamada 2025-11-03 20:55

>exterior structural exoskeleton Is that the one that's glued on?

Fockelot 2025-11-03 21:18

Its super glue so it’s ok, super is right there in the name.

Minorous 2025-11-03 21:37

Glued on Steel, super innovative, Musk approved. Beware of flying super-sharp stainless steel panels when following that hunk of junk.

jd33sc 2025-11-03 22:06

“Then place copies of that etched in a stable oxide in orbit, the Moon and Mars to preserve it for the future. Foundation.” Is this a "cunning plan" so that alien explorers read it and nope out?

Battle_of_BoogerHill 2025-11-03 22:39

No, it was soap used AS glue on the accelerator pedals

Fockelot 2025-11-03 22:39

Brilliant. True innovation can be found in all parts of these cars.

ExcitingMeet2443 2025-11-04 00:18

I first read it as meaning that the Cybertruck is doomed, fortunately both meanings are correct. >"left-leaning outlets” like CBS News of *unfairly* emphasizing how the truck’s stainless steel exteriors quickly began to rust after being delivered to their owners, while *not as heavily* covering recalls by legacy automakers like Ford. Whataboutism anyone? Would Ford have recalled a vehicle if owners found rust appearing days after purchase, yes. But Tesla blames the owners...

meltbox 2025-11-04 02:35

Fords recalls were also definitely reported on. Pretty sure the system prompt here included lie if necessary…

za72 2025-11-04 03:31

so this guy just constantly keeps talking to himself about how unfair it is to be critiqued... he has to build entire projects dedicated to his fragile ego

Sharkwatcher314 2025-11-04 04:07

Hey hey he used gorilla glue let’s not unfairly malign people

RagingDemonsNoDQ 2025-11-04 04:47

So which section is the one where Elon says he's a "super genius" and has a "massive, working, viral, cock"?

dtyamada 2025-11-04 05:39

That's an insult to gorilla glue!

TCK1979 2025-11-04 08:19

And he still needs to constantly make changes to grok so it can be more ‘truthful’.

za72 2025-11-04 09:31

definition of a job creator

TCK1979 2025-11-04 09:37

Additionally, the cybertruck got a ton of media full stop. Surely Elon is happy to have media hype the cybertruck more than the average new car. But that also means its defects will be covered. He can’t have it both ways.

2521harris 2025-11-04 10:32

The Grokopedia entry claims 3mm steel, but I thought that was only in the original announcement - the real Cybertrucks are about 1.8mm or less? Disclaimer: I asked ChatGPT for the thickness, which I trust quite a bit more than Grok.

FlyingArdilla 2025-11-04 11:18

3 mm is equivalent to 11 gauge steel - stupidly thick for car panels. It would just add weight for no reason.

gwenver 2025-11-04 11:41

Maybe you could add one of those Wiki "Needs citation" notes... Nope, didn't think so.

AgentSmith187 2025-11-04 15:10

Shouldn't tow truck drivers be securing their load properly? Bits falling off the flatbed isn't cool.

Fun_Volume2150 2025-11-04 19:46

I thought his cock was bacterial, not viral.

Fun_Volume2150 2025-11-04 19:47

Oh, you meant “virile!” My bad.

RagingDemonsNoDQ 2025-11-04 20:04

Nah. I meant viral. Knowing Elon, he'll put it on a pedestal as the savior of our species by f'ing the Earth.

practicaloppossum 2025-11-04 22:32

3mm might make sense if it actually was an exoskeleton and had a structural purpose. Since it's just cladding yeah, no reason to be anywhere close to that thick.

blu3ysdad 2025-11-05 04:08

Wtf that cybertruck page is nuts, reminds me of a 10th grade report on a kids favorite car but it has to be 50 pages single spaced so they filled it with every damn thing they could find sorta related. Im surprised the temperature and humidity in the room when genius musk came up with the idea isn't mentioned.

Crusoebear 2025-11-05 05:33

I be.believe the word you are looking for is ‘truthiness.’

TCK1979 2025-11-05 10:09

That’s a blast from the past! But yes, that’s exactly what it is, isnt it.

SisterOfBattIe 2025-11-05 10:28

It just means he watched the foundation tv series and fantasizes about being hari seldon for the good of the galaxy. In that series he would be one of the greedy foundation merchants.

y4udothistome 2025-11-05 19:28

For the first time yesterday I drove next to a silver cyber truck for probably 15-20 miles it has to be the most hideous looking thing. I’ve never really seen them that close.

Low-Win-6691 2025-11-07 01:00

Wow I thought I would have a chuckle while reading my first grokipedia article. It’s fucking unreadable endless drivel with 245 citations?! 😂🔫

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