Guess the next name before they do, then go out and snatch it up!
Not just a random or professional trademark squatter, a trademark squatter with a vendetta specifically against Tesla over their previous beverage dispute. Tesla could certainly pay them enough to swallow their pride, but that would entail Elon swallowing his own pride, so they could be at an impasse. It's another stupidly generic name that I think should be disallowed on its own merits anyway, so I hope it just never gets used by Tesla, but the squatting drama adds a feel-good twist to the story!
Haha. (Nelson voice)
He'll probably try to trademark taXi.
Unibev should argue in court that they plan to buy a fleet of FSD Tesla’s and do their own ride sharing under that brand name/trademark. Since Tesla has told owners multiple times this is the future, they have good reason to argue in court they plan to do this. Rock solid argument right here!
cybertaxi is available
I think naXi is available
I dunno. seXXXMachine 420 is right there.
Call the boys in marketing, see if they can work a 69 in there somewhere! Gogo ketamine powers!
X-Cab-Oobur.
HyperXcyberoptimusrobotaxi.
Muskajitney it is, then.
Büber Carz!
69420
I…this is perfect
lol this happened at my company: a squatter had our company name on social media and it literally said, “I got this to sell.” It was my job to give him an offer. He wanted millions (we’re a small startup). I literally just recreated everything with a very slightly different wording and had our attorneys handle the rest. That’s what Elon should have done.
I knew it was just missing the secret ingredient
Also that’s why he has a model 3 instead of E, but in that case, it’s because ford owns the TM
CybeRoboDeathCab.com is also available.
That's for Optimus.
Seems about as solid as Leon's. and with a company that can actually make things.
X-Cab-8oobur. gotta remember the 12 YO in Leon.
> so they could be at an impasse. Settle it with iocane powder
Personally I’d go with TeXi (Tesla Taxi)
>That’s what Elon should have done. No. A lobotomy is what Elon should have done.
I be Douche Coupe is still available.
I can see a game like Crazy Taxi where you're the last human taxi driver in a world of hostile cybertaxis LOL
It will work with ketamine
Why not just jump on "67", which will obviously be popular and relevant forever... call it the 6taxi7.
S3XY Cab. Pecker trails on the seat and all.
“Unless Tesla can pay off Unibev to abandon their claim, or successfully argue in court that a beverage company has no intent to build cars, they effectively cannot own the name “Cybercab.” Unibev should sell a Cabernet in a limited edition cyber-decanter. Problem solved.
Now that they've already attached the aura of dangerous low quality crap to vehicles starting with Cyber-, they would be pretty wise to rebrand anyway.
Vasectomy
His brain is in his balls. Head is for K storage.
Swasticab it is.
That's what Erol should have done.
🎼Little Douche Coupe … 🎶
I mean, "taxi" is a trademark violation, it has Elon's company's name in there! /s
Goober.
> previous beverage dispute Can't wait until they release the cybercabernet sauvignon!
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Just call it a JohnnyCab instead.
All so the models would spell S-E-X. He’s such a fucking child.
Sexy*
It will never exist as an actual product anyway, so no issues.
I remember the cybercab event where they all pronounced that ludicrous robovan thing as ro-bove-van as someone already had the name to it.
Nah, Elon will be all over that in 5 years, when it's barely rememberable
Unibev registered the name cybercab specifically in the vehicle category.
Damnit. You are absolutely right
TLDR: a tequila company BLOCKS THE NAME just like they block that idiotic "Teslaquila"\* \*(which Tesla, honest to god, wanted to use for their shitty tequila... < i cant imagine of a more cringe and dumb name if i drank ALL the alcohol there is) \--- Its yet unclear if they get money out of it, if that's the plan, but Elon is a cheap asshole. Tesla might just sue for the Cybercab name. Naturally is a matter of "who cares" since Elon can do whatever he wants. He does not own the STARSHIP trademark nor X... so.... \----- Not sure what to make of this. Still, so far, the ONLY effort anyone took to stop those deathtraps... Says a lot, America.
"Call it whatever you want because it still aint coming"
I would like to purchase Unibev's upcoming spicy cabernet.
Why should Unibev do anything with cars? They're a beverage company. Undoubtably they're about to introduce CyberCab, the world's most sophisticated cabernet wine.
That’s not what I’m saying. If there is ‘no intent’ to use the trademark they can have it taken away. This is a way for them to argue it’s plausible for them to use the trademark.
Um, you do know that "cab" is a common shorthand among wine drinkers for cabernet wines, right? For a beverage company to argue they're going to introduce a beverage under that name is far more plausible than what you're suggesting.
Isn't that crowding in on the CuckTruck's territory?
Elon has been slowly building up a tolerance to ketamine powder for several years.
Ketamine. I’d bet my life on it.
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