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Tesla stock up 7% on this satire story
Tesla stock is only go up!
Fake. Tesla would release it with a huge screen anyway. That's how you know it's high tech. The cheap, oversized screen to replace everything else.
It will be a wind up speed burner car
Ooh, is this going to be like the Flintstones car where you use your feet to accelerate and brake?
> Prices for the Model Y Sub-Standard will reportedly start from $38,990, making it $1,000 cheaper than the Model Y Standard. That was pretty funny.
Hey, it'll roll downhill faster than Nikola trucks!
Would like to see a joystick to replace steering wheel
I’m trying to understand if all these Tesla haters actually own a Tesla and hate it or had owned one and hated it.
Are tires extra?
$2000 before year end
So a Tesla without a battery is basically a pedal car?
See, that’s because you’re an idiot.
The only reason it's not believable is Tesla makes money on the battery. Now the plastic seats, those can go.
It do!
one word - Optimus-powered!
it wouldn’t get as much traction.
Survey sez
where we’re going you don’t need tires!
Oh I see. So you have the hole in the floor on the passenger side only so that Optimus uses its feet for you? Brilliant, that way the driver has a more luxury experience! Totally a great luxury car, Mercedes and BMW are shaking in their boots.
Batteries not included, sold separately or subscribe in the Tesler app!
musk is such a dipshit this was momentarily believable.
They should just release one without batteries but with a holder for 1000 Duracell D cells. “Batteries not included”
The turning stalk is, and no I’m not kidding
Feel free to launch it to Mars.
Would you like a steering wheel with that?
I almost believed it smh
Just need to buy a bunch of AAs
welcome to the 21st century, where satire and reality are interchangeable
Renault actually did this with the Zoe EV in Europe. You had the choice of getting the car with a battery lease or paying full price to get the car with a battery included. It had two reasons. First it was at a time where there were some doubts about how long a battery would last, where the leasing option made it a Renault problem with replacement if the capacity got to low and secondly it made it possible to sell the car for €8,900 less in initial cost.
Sure this is satire, however a Tesla Model 3/Y Basic version where the screen is replaced with buttons for the most needed options and the battery is the smallest Tesla offers could be a good answer to Slate and other low features, low cost EVs coming in the next few years.
Reinventing the horse and carriage but with robots. Brilliant!
I heard they will even offer you the "opportunity" to come put the car together from start to finish. Best of all, under a makeshift tent, in the back of a Walmart parking lot.
Yabba Dabba Don't
You can tell it's satire because every tesla model is substandard.
Will they have door handles?
odd the bbc license fee is being used to create this - and not even on 1st April. I bet the bbc spent 1000s on that graphic and text.
Ingress and egress are achieved via the window opening.
You use usb-c powerbank to power the car.
The Optimus is also without batteries. But it comes with a free frogurt!
Ah Tesla trying to break into Nascar. When they need to "refuel" they will just swap the battery like they've been doing for years!
You just need a police-style grappler to hook onto the car in front of you (and pray they're going where you're going)
Parts of automobiles can be lease-able? Don't give F'Elon any ideas
I believe Tesla deciphered the market makers' algorithms.
Sorry you’re getting an etch a sketch.
Without what??
Wow, never thought I would see a day where Tesla was starting to compete with Fisher Price /s
E-Pinto
Pintno
Chuckles
Ooo that sounds good
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