FSD Tries to Drive Straight Into Lake

Daniel Milligan, a Tesla owner and former SpaceX engineer, on Sunday posted video showing his car turning onto what turns out to be a boat ramp, and instead of slowing down, accelerates towards what would’ve been its watery grave, had the driver not hit the brakes. “I had to intervene,” Milligan wrote. “I’d like to see what it would’ve done, but at the speed it was going, it definitely felt like it was going to go for a swim.” Milligan explained his intended destination was a driveway about fifty feet away. He suspected the error had to do with the lighting conditions.

Too bad it wasn't Elron in the car.

Elon has been secretly working on a U-boat.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOW\_kPzY\_JY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOW_kPzY_JY) \- here's better quality footage.

Mickrolled

Even in The Office episode the GPS was correct.

Couldn't have happened to a smarter bunch of drivers: persons who buy Tesla **and** activate FSD

I assume GPS was correct there too. But FSD knew better, as Michael.

Maybe the car mistook that pontoon as a Cybertruck and got horny.

Camera only based FSD sees the water as road.

"But Tesla is the Best Selling Electric Car in the USA!" \~ Tesla bros.

You know what is a bad idea? Making vehicles for humans while removing all human interfaces that could prevent accidents.

Elon knows who badmouths MAGA

Could it be that fsd is just a poor gimmick? The world is over Tesla and they are no longer leaders.

FSD: Fully Self Diving.

Once again, Elron’s stupid insistence on a cameras-only system is proven to be potentially deadly.

Tries? It couldn't even complete this task?

Fully Submerged Drowning.

FSD will bring in the next Trillion.

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-breathing SCUBA diving!

Do or do not do; there is no try!!

Stocks rise 5%

FSD disengaged 0.0001 seconds before impact so it’s the driver’s fault /s

yes, the UI is long ready! https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-model-s-james-bond-easter-egg-discovered/ (and yes, it's complete with renaming "Driver" everywhere in the UI to "Diver" too)

already has LOL

good thing FSD only needs to work during the day, in sunny (but not too sunny) weather

Fully Supervised Driving

The funniest thing: even just gps-based it would know it is a place you do not drive to.

Scuba diving.... Or scuba driving?? 😆

Just don’t let any female Swedish journalists come interview him aboard one

Teslas seem to get confused very easily. In addition to only cameras, the AI is either lacking enough training and processing power to do the job on a quickly moving vehicle. Tesla probably knows this internally, but as tech bros they move fast and break things.

If your ever interested in the minimum computation requirement just look at nature. It’s had millions of years and a high selective pressure to do the most with as minimum as possibles A human brain is around 10e18 flops, 1/4 of this is just for visual recognition. 2.5e18 flops. That’s a whole clusters power not a single cars GPU, and that just to be as good a human at recognising the world around you. That why computer vision has to simplify everything so much and why it’s so prone to basic errors. Teslas have 1e13. Just 5 orders of magnitude less than a human.

Unfortunately in the case of Tesla, the “things” are people

Free Spelunking Death