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Cyber pizza

It would be cheaper to get a food truck. Which then you'd be able to properly control the environment for food prep, cooking, cleaning. Ffs they're cooking beside the toilets and garbage.

This looks so stupid

Pizza has too many polygons. Should have been an octagon

What a great way to promote their business, every CT I’ve seen has a flock of people surrounding them

Why are they celebrating a German festival with “Italian” food? Need more cyberbratwurst

This is so dumb lol

Gee, how come your mom lets you have *two* cybertrucks?

> It would be cheaper to get a food truck.  But then you just use it for that single purpose. A CyberTruck will then still be good as a personal vehicle, unlike a food truck.   I’d still get a food truck if it was my business, but it’s less clear cut than just saying “it costs less”.     > Which then you'd be able to properly control the environment for food prep, cooking, cleaning. Ffs they're cooking beside the toilets and garbage.  So you’re against cooking in the open air? Interesting.

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And yet FSD still is shit.

Clearly you haven't experienced FSD 12.5.

Let me know when they’re driving alongside Waymo.

Lol... Geofenced Waymo? Their business model is already dead.

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I need a cybertruck to match my ooni 3.

Yes, IRS, these Cybertrucks are essential to my business. They're YOUR rules!

Not even a pizza oven makes a cybertruck good

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Why did you send a picture of the stock price of the 12th most valuable company in the world?

In my experience they’re pointing and laughing lol

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A ford f150 lightning could have outputted the same amount of power, and would have made it back in one piece Edit: you can even get 7.2 kw out of a gas f150

By experience do you mean “shower fantasies”?

Plus why are they right next to the dumpsters and portapottys 🤢🤢🤢🤮

No, I mean when I’m outside touching grass lol. r/nothingeverhappens I guess

Haha... Drawing a parallel between theranos and Tesla is delusional. Theranos never produced revenue. Tesla produced $25B of revenue in 23. You're wrong today and you'll be wrong in 5 and 10 years. But if lapping up the Anti-Musk koolaide serves you then keep lapping

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But does it make angular cyber pizzas?!?!

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That’s definitely the case. Over here in California there are so many of them a daily encounter is pretty common, sometimes more. I think the charm has worn off for many folks around here. Don’t get me wrong though, I think they’re neat vehicles and cool to look at. I just disagree with the design philosophy they pursued

> The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. > > You want to talk contact patches? Your car's tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta. \- Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

$200k to cook pizzas off a tailgate.

Yes, the net is flooded with videos of people surrounding, taking photos from all angles. You know what video I did not come across yet? One describing your experience. So, my advice to you. Record your experience and upload it to youtube and X. Make decent money! But, I call BS.

Exactly that. Also two of them! As the truck bed is just too small to handle the sheer volume. Btw. This is exactly my plan once the rig is available over here. Part-time pizzaolo.

I still just want a 120v outlet to plug appliances in during an emergency.

I dunno, pop over to the vanlife community and you'll find plenty of far better and cheaper alternatives that you can use as utility vehicles, to cook in the open air with and just live in if you wanted to. And I wouldn't exactly call the cybertruck "good" as a personal vehicle.

They guys delivering the dumpsters saw the cybertrucks and thought that’s where the dumpsters went

Unless you're planning to use them for a lifetime, a single gas foodtruck would definitely be better than two Cybertruck.

Food trucks normally use a generator (so they aren't overusing their means if leaving the venue); You could just have 1x traditional truck and 1x EV for V2L. Less noise, better marketing, you'll be up to health code & match those morals to boot. Or go the self sufficient route of batteries, solar panels and lay them out behind the truck.

Pizza business must be extremely profitable if two $100,000 Tesla trucks are used.

Was auch immer Pizza mit dem Oktoberfest zu tun hat.

Definitely does not own a CT

Have you read "Kaiju Preservation Society by" John Scalzi?

Cooking near toilets and garbage is unsanitary. If your open air is near porta potty’s you have an issue. There is much, much higher particulate matter in that instance.

“There are no electric food trucks”, so?

Okay, but it's a pizza shop. They should probably still make pizza.

same reason 1/2 the cops are Italian.

Also, Oktoberfest is in September

I hear the trunk panels can slice the pizza too. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wQLXwHl\_Ds4](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wQLXwHl_Ds4)

Nice idea but I have to agree 😂😂 absolutely terrible spot to make food right next to Trash and that close to the toilet the wind can carry contaminants into the food. Food should not be served anywhere before 150 feet down wind from porter pottys

somebody's getting audited

Those ovens take a lot of energy to maintain temperature. How long would the truck run them for?

I have! I really enjoyed it.

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It's called Autism, yeah

Odd, I always see them curiously turning heads or taking pictures. Have yet to come across a single person pointing and laughing. Might just be in your head.

But would not have attracted nearly the amount of interest these marketing investments do.

Tell me you've never been anywhere with waymo without telling me. 🤣 There are hundreds of them every day in phoenix. Business model is dead? They actually have revenue. 🤡

"marketing investments" A vehicle lives in the liabilities column, friend.

Flammekueche is basically a pizza

lol