Bird obviously had a grudge against my car in particular.

Bird**s**

Don’t take it personally. Everybody likes a nice clean white toilet.

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Ever time I look at this shit of a car, I still like it

I’ve had several white cars and I would see this often. My car would be covered and the car next to it would be spotless. WTF birds.

That’s exactly what happened here too. Like my car was singled out and the others around me were completely untouched lol.

I swear the birds aim for the most freshly washed and cleanest cars they can find.

That bird's cloaca has a grudge against the bird.

Quackson Pollack

He probably drives a mustang

Don't park under trees.

The bird has good taste.

Probably birds are retaliating against Musk - you just cleaned it nicely for them to take it out on you

Elon-gated splatter mode.

You like a clean toilet also, no?

By chance, have you noticed a lot of bird seed around your car? You might have a Tesla-hating neighbor

Actually I was staying at a hotel and it happened right after it got done raining. Seems like it was a freak thing but wild that my car got hit so hard.

Yeah pretty wild

Whenever a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of fried eggs on my front porch, just to show them what I'm capable of

Birds aren't real. But the cia controlled bio robots rats with wings were probably marking your car for a message to their on the ground agents

1 or many. Did you upset a rival gang

Seagull Musk is not a fan of white.