[PIL] #1972 3/11/2026

**Purtle's Internet Lineup for March 11th, 2026 4:37PM** **Pics or Text:** * Bald spot link tattoo https://old.reddit.com/r/tattoos/comments/1rqn822/ok_everyone_tell_me_what_you_think_done_by/ * Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that's designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are 'just circling back' to see if we can 'move the needle' on 'key initiatives'? NONE of those things are berries. https://bsky.app/profile/damienowens.bsky.social/post/3mgpa53pbbs2x * as you can see this place is falling apart https://bsky.app/profile/fixyourheartpod.bsky.social/post/3mgpiyplt5k2e * can't stop saying this https://bsky.app/profile/muffinlab.bsky.social/post/3mgqix5ndgc26 * Episode 152 "Airmd vs. Hinoarashi! Steel Wing!!" Satoshi loses, trains with his Pokemon, and then ends up winning. It's not the most intriguing plot ever but it still ends up being a pretty good way to spend 22 minutes. https://bsky.app/profile/dogasusbackpack.bsky.social/post/3mgs3umzjos2v * can't believe none of y'all told me that taco bell picked up the Murder Beverage mantle https://bsky.app/profile/dollarpbr.gay/post/3mgqnh25g622b * The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible." https://bsky.app/profile/tylermcbrien.com/post/3mgpsozbldk25 **Clips:** * [clip] just witnessed Pokopia 9/11 https://x.com/yolandafister/status/2031106551910400044 **Videos:** * Public Memories [Paradise Episode 1] - KRAZAM [15:12] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS9y-d2BvZU * What's The Oldest Building In GTA 5? - Any Austin [20:55] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrVbxr0dW54 **Articles/News/Other:** * Stream/Vtuber News: * Ludwig doing Tip2tip china edition with michael - https://x.com/LudwigAhgren/status/2031512661238886784 * Gaming news/discussion: * Valve fires back at New York lawsuit over loot boxes, says they're like Magic cards or Labubu https://old.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1rr1ieo/valve_fires_back_at_new_york_lawsuit_over_loot/ * Valve - About the New York Attorney General lawsuit against Valve https://bsky.app/profile/wario64.bsky.social/post/3mgsdlelnb22k * From GDC: Building the Next Generation of Xbox https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/03/11/project-helix-building-next-generation-of-xbox/ * Nintendo Shares Soar 10% as Surprise Hit Pokemon Game Lifts Mood - bloomberg https://old.reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/1rqt5ty/nintendo_shares_soar_10_as_surprise_hit_pok%C3%A9mon/ * Google's Genie 3 world models that promised to revolutionize gaming starts to break down after around a minute - https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqudgg/googles_genie_3_world_models_that_promised_to/ * Russia/Ukraine: * Zelenskyy: Ukraine now has cards and everyone understands it https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqlwh2/zelenskyy_ukraine_now_has_cards_and_everyone/ * Zelenskyy to Trump: Put more pressure on Putin, 'not on me' https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rr2quf/zelenskyy_to_trump_put_more_pressure_on_putin_not/ * Zelenskyy: Russia Providing Drones and Missiles to Support Iran - united24media https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqplhf/zelenskyy_russia_providing_drones_and_missiles_to/ * Zelenskyy: "Orban's election campaign is based on hostility towards Ukraine and me" - pravda https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqoupt/zelenskyy_orb%C3%A1ns_election_campaign_is_based_on/ * Ukraine retakes most Russian-held areas in Dnipropetrovsk Oblast after weeks of counterattacks https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqe4pl/ukraine_retakes_most_russianheld_areas_in/ * Kremlin says Britain was involved in Ukraine's missile strike on Russia https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqs8f2/kremlin_says_britain_was_involved_in_ukraines/ * Economy: * IEA agrees to release 400 million barrels of oil to address Iran war supply disruption https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/11/iea-oil-reserves-crude-prices-iran-g7-energy.html?__source=androidappshare * Trump Can't TACO Out of the Iran War's Oil Price Shock - cnn https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rqro2w/trump_cant_taco_out_of_the_iran_wars_oil_price/ * The U.S. is 'Woefully Underprepared' For a Recession Due to Mounting Debt, Warns the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget - marketrealist https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rqx4d5/the_us_is_woefully_underprepared_for_a_recession/ * The $38.9 trillion national debt is costing you thousands of extra dollars per year on your mortgage. Here's how it adds up - fortune https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rqzqz7/the_389_trillion_national_debt_is_costing_you/ * Trump's economy was already exploding the national debt before his $1 billion-a-day war in Iran. Analysts warn about what comes next - yahoo https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rqmvla/trumps_economy_was_already_exploding_the_national/ * The $5.3 Trillion Question -- Why American Healthcare Costs So Much - spicanews https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rqqjie/the_53_trillion_question_why_american_healthcare/ * 'This cannot be sustainable': The U.S. borrowed $50 billion a week for the past five months, the CBO says - fortune https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rq3u8n/this_cannot_be_sustainable_the_us_borrowed_50/ * Soaring fuel prices expected to cast long shadow across US economy - ft https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rr0vk5/soaring_fuel_prices_expected_to_cast_long_shadow/ * Food prices could rise as Iran conflict disrupts fertilizer supply chain - cnbc https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rr1w4q/food_prices_could_rise_as_iran_conflict_disrupts/ * Consumer prices rose 2.4% annually in February, as expected - cnbc https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rqsgt0/consumer_prices_rose_24_annually_in_february_as/ * U.S. deficit tops $1 trillion through February but runs below year-ago pace https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/11/us-deficit-tops-1-trillion-through-february-but-runs-below-year-ago-pace.html * Trump says Reliance will invest in 'biggest' deal in US history for Texas refinery - easterneye https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rqpcvf/trump_says_reliance_will_invest_in_biggest_deal/ * Europe prepares to approve historic emergency oil release - politico https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqswm9/europe_prepares_to_approve_historic_emergency_oil/ * Prime Minister Takaichi says Japan will release stockpiled oil - https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqsbwu/prime_minister_takaichi_says_japan_will_release/ * AI: * Report: Creating a 5-second AI video is like running a microwave for an hour - mashable https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqq93s/report_creating_a_5second_ai_video_is_like/ * ChatGPT, Gemini, and other chatbots helped teens plan shootings, bombings, and political violence, study shows / Of the 10 major chatbots tested, only one, Claude, reliably shut down would-be attackers. - theverge https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqtkak/chatgpt_gemini_and_other_chatbots_helped_teens/ * Students are learning to write for AI detectors, not for humans - techspot https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqu7eg/students_are_learning_to_write_for_ai_detectors/ * Google's Genie 3 world models that promised to revolutionize gaming starts to break down after around a minute - https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqudgg/googles_genie_3_world_models_that_promised_to/ * Ice/deportation/DHS related: * Judge limits crowd control devices at Portland ICE building, says federal officers must identify themselves https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rqxj8j/judge_limits_crowd_control_devices_at_portland/ * Hacktivist Group Department Of Peace Claims DHS Hack And Releases Contractor Data https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rr2r8y/hacktivist_group_department_of_peace_claims_dhs/ * Epstein: * Exclusive: Foreign hacker in 2023 compromised Epstein files held by FBI, source and documents show - reuters https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rqq9fb/exclusive_foreign_hacker_in_2023_compromised/ * Foreign hacker reportedly breached FBI servers holding Epstein files in 2023 - theguardian https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rr2qzg/foreign_hacker_reportedly_breached_fbi_servers/ * Survivors say UK 'setting the standard' on Epstein files compared to 'lack of motivation' in US - itv https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rr04rn/survivors_say_uk_setting_the_standard_on_epstein/ * AG Pam Bondi moved to military housing amid threats over Epstein case - nydailynews https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1rqwnk1/ag_pam_bondi_moved_to_military_housing_amid/ * Iran: * [clip] Q: A new report says that a military investigation has found that the US struck the school in Iran. As commander in chief, do you take responsibility? | TRUMP: For what? | Q: A strike on the school in Iran | TRUMP: I don't know about it https://x.com/atrupar/status/2031772598246248920 * Thai navy says cargo ship attacked in Strait of Hormuz https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260311-thai-navy-says-cargo-ship-attacked-in-strait-of-hormuz * FBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert - abcnews https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rr0qec/fbi_warns_iran_aspired_to_attack_california_with/ * Canada will 'never participate' in Iran offensive, Mark Carney says - thestar https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqyxwr/canada_will_never_participate_in_iran_offensive/ * Iran tells world to get ready for $200 a barrel - reuters https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rqvhsq/iran_tells_world_to_get_ready_for_200_a_barrel/ * Pentagon blocks photographers from Hegseth's briefings on the Iran war - apnews https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rr135r/pentagon_blocks_photographers_from_hegseths/ * The Defense Department has barred photojournalists from briefings on the U.S.-Israeli conflict with Iran after they published photos of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth that his staff deemed "unflattering," according to two people familiar. https://x.com/washingtonpost/status/2031765898831212684 * U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says (Gift Article) - nytimes https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rqwg8f/us_at_fault_in_strike_on_school_in_iran/ * US at fault in strike on school in Iran, preliminary inquiry says - irishtimes https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rr2obr/us_at_fault_in_strike_on_school_in_iran/ * Iran War: At Least 3 Ships Come Under Attack Near Key Oil Passage - nytimes https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rqq2il/iran_war_at_least_3_ships_come_under_attack_near/ * 'Legitimate targets': Iran issues warning to US tech firms including Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Nvidia - The Times of India https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqstvf/legitimate_targets_iran_issues_warning_to_us_tech/ * Iran sends millions of oil barrels to China through Strait of Hormuz even as war chokes the waterway - cnbc https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqr7j0/iran_sends_millions_of_oil_barrels_to_china/ * Iran says oil will reach $200 a barrel, warns of 'continuous strikes' - reuters https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rquizv/iran_says_oil_will_reach_200_a_barrel_warns_of/ * US responsible for deadly missile strike on Iran school, preliminary inquiry says - theguardian https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqywyn/us_responsible_for_deadly_missile_strike_on_iran/ * Cargo ship hit by projectile in Strait of Hormuz, crew evacuates - reuters https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqlsdo/cargo_ship_hit_by_projectile_in_strait_of_hormuz/ * Three cargo ships struck off Iran's coast, UK says, including one in Strait of Hormuz - cnbc https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rqo3ua/three_cargo_ships_struck_off_irans_coast_uk_says/ * Three cargo ships struck off Iran's coast, UK says, including one in Strait of Hormuz - cnbc https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rqo3kx/three_cargo_ships_struck_off_irans_coast_uk_says/ * Trump tells Axios there's "practically nothing left" to target in Iran - axios https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rquxo2/trump_tells_axios_theres_practically_nothing_left/ * U.S. military is using AI to help plan Iran air attacks, sources say, as lawmakers call for oversight - nbcnews https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rr0uph/us_military_is_using_ai_to_help_plan_iran_air/ * Spain: * Spain permanently withdraws ambassador as rift with Israel deepens - reuters https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rqv7kt/spain_permanently_withdraws_ambassador_as_rift/ * **Uncategorized news** * Ex-DOGE Member Took Social Security Data to New Job - washingtonpost https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1rqcccz/exdoge_member_took_social_security_data_to_new_job/ * [clip] DOGE goon gets deposed for a lawsuit on behalf of the American History Association, struggles to explain why a documentary on the slave labour of Jewish women during the Holocaust was "DEI" and inherently discriminatory https://old.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/1rqpi9p/doge_goon_gets_deposed_for_a_lawsuit_on_behalf_of/ * [clip] Israeli settlers have poured cement over water sources used by Palestinians in the West Bank. All of this is done to make life impossible for Palestinians and drive them off their land. https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1rqocbr/israeli_settlers_have_poured_cement_over_water/ * World's first nuclear-powered container ship design targets 16,000 TEU capacity https://interestingengineering.com/energy/hd-hyundai-abs-plan-nuclear-powered-cargo-ship * Poll: Confidence in the Supreme Court drops to a record low - nbc https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1rqsgn9/poll_confidence_in_the_supreme_court_drops_to_a/ * [clip] Newsmax 2 interviewed Trump supporters waiting in line for his rally in Kentucky and yeah, it went about how you would expect https://x.com/atrupar/status/2031780384371859768 * Sen. John Cornyn flips on the filibuster to pass SAVE America Act as Trump weighs endorsement - nbcnews https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1rr0g42/sen_john_cornyn_flips_on_the_filibuster_to_pass/ * This is like the 5th time he's said it. He thinks that's the word. [clip]Trump: "No transgender mutiliziation of our children" https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/2031777014412169615 * [clip] Q: Are you encouraging oil company CEOs to use the Strait or Hormuz? | TRUMP: Yeah, I think they should. I think they should. I think they should use the Strait. Look, we took out just about all of their mine ships. https://x.com/atrupar/status/2031772949171081249 * [clip] Sen. Rick Scott: "Unfortunately, prices are gonna be up for a while" https://x.com/atrupar/status/2031701315651252560 * [response] "This is a huge issue we need to do something about." "The data shows that is absolutely not true." "Exactly! It's no big deal so why do you mind if we do something about it??" [clip] COLLINS: Even the Heritage Foundation said they only found 100 instances of non-citizen voter fraud since 2000. That's out of 1.5 billion ballots. | SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: So, what are you afraid of? What are Democrats afraid of https://x.com/maxasteele/status/2031726574668554360 * Hegseth blew $7M on lobsters in $93B spending spree - foxla https://old.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1rqj34b/hegseth_blew_7m_on_lobsters_in_93b_spending_spree/ * $15M on steak, $6.9M on lobster... but sure, tell us again about 'government waste https://old.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/1rqr9tf/15m_on_steak_69m_on_lobster_but_sure_tell_us/ * US military spent $9 million on crab legs and lobster in months before Iran war : report https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1rr2mn3/us_military_spent_9_million_on_crab_legs_and/ * Democrats win GOP seat in New Hampshire, notching 10th straight special election flip https://www.the-downballot.com/p/breaking-democrats-win-gop-seat-in * Democrats have introduced a bill to suspend the federal gas tax through October. https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social/post/3mgqlddag2k25 * Sun Tzu (D-NY) - "When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself." https://bsky.app/profile/chriswarcraft.bsky.social/post/3mgqnlf4sl22g * New BYD SUV: 950 km range, 9-minute battery charge https://www.idnfinancials.com/news/61999/new-byd-suv-950-km-range-9-minute-battery-charge * I'll take vehicles that Americans aren't allowed to own for $1000 https://bsky.app/profile/bcreality.bsky.social/post/3mgrs457pwk2p * [clip] Lindsay Graham gets asked "why don't you just admit you're gay, and then people won't blackmail you anymore?" https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1rqyfx1/lindsay_graham_gets_asked_why_dont_you_just_admit/ * Bernie Sanders: "One family, the right-wing Trump-aligned Ellisons, will soon control: TikTok, CBS, CNN, HBO, Discovery Channel, BET, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central P, DC Studios, Fandango, Miramax, MTV, Nickelodeon,Paramount,PlutoTV,Showtime,TBS,The CW,TNT,Warner Bros and more. This is oligarchy." https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1rr0ojh/bernie_sanders_one_family_the_rightwing/ * Hasty redeployment of US missiles from South Korea to Middle East leaves Seoul rattled - theguardian https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rqwakh/hasty_redeployment_of_us_missiles_from_south/ * US restarts Global Entry program amid industry pressure - reuters https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rqve7h/us_restarts_global_entry_program_amid_industry/ * Millions of Americans can now claim Canadian citizenship by descent. But they have to prove it | CBC News https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rqiir0/millions_of_americans_can_now_claim_canadian/ * Yu-Gi-Oh accuses White House of using anime footage 'without permission' - dexerto https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqvfr9/yugioh_accuses_white_house_of_using_anime_footage/ * Hisense TVs force owners to watch intrusive ads when switching inputs, visiting the home screen, or even changing channels https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqrsr9/hisense_tvs_force_owners_to_watch_intrusive_ads/ * FDA contradicts U.S President admin, declines to approve generic drug for autism | In the end, the FDA only approved the drug for a rare genetic condition with clearer data. - arstechnica https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqw4jv/fda_contradicts_us_president_admin_declines_to/ * Asus Co-CEO: MacBook Neo Is a 'Shock' to the PC Industry - pcmag https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqedud/asus_coceo_macbook_neo_is_a_shock_to_the_pc/ * YouTube pulled in a staggering $40.4 billion in ad revenue, which is more than Disney, NBC, Paramount, and Warner Bros. Discovery's (WBD's) combined ad revenue - techcrunch https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqdwu5/youtube_pulled_in_a_staggering_404_billion_in_ad/ * YouTube now generates more ad revenue than Disney, NBC, Paramount, and WBD -- combined - businessinsider https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1rqit6w/youtube_now_generates_more_ad_revenue_than_disney/ * Education Department Must Forgive Student Loans Under Key Repayment Plan, Says New Lawsuit - forbes https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1rqyoye/education_department_must_forgive_student_loans/ * Democrats Launch Probe Into 8-Day-Old Company Behind Kristi Noem's Ads - newrepuiblic https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1rqcqnm/democrats_launch_probe_into_8dayold_company/ * Britain is ejecting hereditary nobles from Parliament after 700 years - apnews https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1rr0wpf/britain_is_ejecting_hereditary_nobles_from/