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bzzzp | 2026-03-18 07:01 | 11 views

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Comments (172)
Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 07:04

First

Express_Ad_772 2026-03-18 07:18

🏆

Express_Ad_772 2026-03-18 07:18

#☘️

l3luntl3rigade 2026-03-18 07:49

Live look at u/31andnotdone's 📦; after a 3 day temp ban from reddit forced her to find a new dopamine dealer ![gif](giphy|R6GNOWhuLDqDJcEYxA)

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-18 11:35

Lmao AI thots are taking over and putting the real thots out of business

lowkeyifuxwithjuice 2026-03-18 11:49

Gooooood morning

dinodan_420 2026-03-18 11:54

Hallo

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 12:12

Awake

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 12:34

Sometimes I wonder if I could just close my office door and no one will bother me all day I highly doubt it, but it would be nice

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 13:01

☕️ 😉®💲

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 13:01

Imagine having an office

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 13:03

Lmao fuck they ran my short /MES stop overnight before this dump Literally I was the overnight high

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 13:04

It’s pretty cool tbh

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 13:29

Lol what did she do

DaSmartGenius 2026-03-18 13:45

If rates hike Trump might publicly order a hit on Jerome

l3luntl3rigade 2026-03-18 14:00

Not much just washing my dick a dozen times a day in six dollar a gallon gasoline ⛽ to avoid STD's, hbu?

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-18 14:00

Do you fart in it

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 14:03

Yeah and I have cases of monster and eat chilis

dinodan_420 2026-03-18 14:28

https://preview.redd.it/tlad1qg5dtpg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946febf4ccf2dbb0bb45de0e78af57aceec28696 Why is the dude pinning subQ into his tricep nerves. Might be the worst place possible.

lowkeyifuxwithjuice 2026-03-18 14:30

Bro whatttt that spot is ass, I pinned triceps before it wasn’t too bad but of course I did the meaty part. I get he’s doing subq but cmon bro

visionarymind 2026-03-18 14:39

u/shmokesshweed’s decision to eat moar 🥗 & less 🌯 is affecting CMG🩸💩 share price in real-time

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DelusionalGolfer 2026-03-18 14:50

Phats

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 14:52

Port down 0.5% 😭

WarrenBuffettsBuffet 2026-03-18 14:57

her real age came out

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 15:13

BLOOD RED

Lancewater 2026-03-18 15:15

Thats what I do but your phone will still ring.

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-18 15:24

Remy Lacroix

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 15:33

How will you ever financially recover from this

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 15:34

Have started putting applications out after Zuck told me he didn't want me last year. I was really hoping to take the metaverse to the next level. Market kinda sucks. But if I find something, I'm not sure what I'll be more excited about: the new job or professionally telling my leadership team to go fuck themselves. 😘

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 15:35

Just morning thots from chetter.

visionarymind 2026-03-18 15:35

Lel, I thought you adored your current corporate overlords❓

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 15:38

Fuuuuuck no.

visionarymind 2026-03-18 15:44

🪚that edit to make your comment moar PC Welp, best of luck with your search, 🅱️🅱️ I’m staying with my current overlords until they provide me sum juicy unemployment pay I really don’t want to werk anymoar @ all tbh & likely have enough 🐿️ away to relocate to a LCOL state & thrive Family keeps me in SoCal & by extension poverty, feels bad 😔

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 15:49

>that edit to make your comment moar PC Wdym Dame, I wish I was rich. I could probably move to LCOL but ehhhh.

visionarymind 2026-03-18 15:55

This edit 📸 https://preview.redd.it/3keoh8lrstpg1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e960e640f0988d3503ee6a5cfeff4b0d13777c70

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 16:01

Dame

Lancewater 2026-03-18 16:04

Alexa play 400 Degreez by Juvenile

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 16:06

That's original baby 😻

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 16:06

Jordy prob doing coke off stripper booty rn

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 16:07

I really enjoyed his tiny desk

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 16:15

Liquidated my trading port, I'm 99% cash and bonds now. Took 6.25% in realized losses by doing so, but I'm flat on the year and I was up 20% just in the second half of last year so I'm ok. Flat on the year is beating SPY anyway lmao Wow haven't done that in a long while, feels good Prob will lightly short an FOMC pop if we get one.

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Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 16:34

😩😩😩😩 I was looking at a parked Tacoma yesterday and thot 6 inches more really isn't much

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-18 16:54

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-18 16:54

Oh it’s a lot 😏

Milkybals 2026-03-18 17:06

TL left the company 3 months ago for a start up and the start up miserably failed and he’s back Be nice to people guys

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 17:10

Hope he didn't burn bridges

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 17:16

I burnt all that shit down 😎

Milkybals 2026-03-18 17:32

He didn’t… thats why he’s back, hence my “Be nice to people”

EvolvingDior 2026-03-18 17:35

Unless he's gay, then his best friend is also an asshoe.

EvolvingDior 2026-03-18 17:49

Rolling my YM/NQ pair required that I realize my 4k loss last night.

WarrenBuffettsBuffet 2026-03-18 18:03

really regret shitting on my former boss' desk

Excel_Spreadcheeks69 2026-03-18 18:05

Looking for a massage place that says I can come whenever I want

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 18:17

That was you? Smh.

DaSmartGenius 2026-03-18 18:23

Pedo in chief begging and trying to force other countries into helping clean up this mess is just amazing.

WarrenBuffettsBuffet 2026-03-18 18:34

i'm sure there's no presumptions here, just straight unequivocal facts

DaSmartGenius 2026-03-18 18:50

Idek what part of what I just said you'd even possibly find an issue with. Pedo in chief? Fine - Pedo defender in chief. Better?

WarrenBuffettsBuffet 2026-03-18 18:53

idek what you're talking about. I'm just sure that there are 0 presumptions and biases in your comment, just straight objective, provable facts. that's all I'm saying

Analfarmer1 2026-03-18 18:55

daddy need big pop💦💦💦🤤🤤🤤🤣🤣🤣🚀🚀🚀

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 18:59

Dame this market is f'd

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 18:59

😭

the-lone-rangers 2026-03-18 19:10

watta rugpull

the-lone-rangers 2026-03-18 19:11

TANK U FOR 4 UR ATTENTION 2 DIS MATTA

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-18 19:17

She deleted all her pics with her bf

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 19:19

See y'all at the bread line

Excel_Spreadcheeks69 2026-03-18 19:24

#LMAO

Saaan 2026-03-18 19:41

https://i.redd.it/fp2n5pw0xupg1.gif

dinodan_420 2026-03-18 19:46

Literally going straight into his hunerous and he’s skinny at this point and so it’s probably hitting something. I doubt he did this though and they just told him to pose like this. I don’t see any reason to go anywhere besides ass thigh or belly for subQ

DelusionalGolfer 2026-03-18 19:48

In for a short 30dte spx put. More short puts opened on meta, tsla, crm, asts

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 19:49

![gif](giphy|VGVwLultLZjrrssAak)

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 19:50

Meta writing off 90billion on the metaverse is some wild shit

dinodan_420 2026-03-18 19:50

You’ll be the one forced to bake it

dinodan_420 2026-03-18 19:50

Swooping?

lowkeyifuxwithjuice 2026-03-18 19:50

I go belly basically only for subq, HGH bay bay

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 19:50

GOOD FUCKING CALL

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 19:51

How much do you need to make a year I need an L6 to fix my shit bad

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 19:58

420.69k What do you work on Also I'm a PM not swe 🤣

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 19:58

I be bakin all day cuz

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 20:02

For now

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 20:08

Saw the role. Sounds cool for the right person.

lowkeyifuxwithjuice 2026-03-18 20:14

https://preview.redd.it/np35z0ez2vpg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5261993d52f96989d1468e5668bebead498c2e

Milkybals 2026-03-18 20:18

Limp dick chart holyy those are rare

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 20:27

Stepping into /MES September risk reversals. Short 5600p long 7300c for a credit

ESM9yolo 2026-03-18 20:28

How far out on that short SPX put? Below 6000?

boblaplante 2026-03-18 20:38

🪙 there's your medal for being the most inane fuck on this sub

boblaplante 2026-03-18 20:40

Yo are we gonna dump dump yet?? Gold looks like death too, who's raising cash? 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 20:55

Oh I see. Nvm you useless

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 20:56

Dude this whole time I thought shmokes was a neck beard coder wtf my world is spinning rn

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 20:57

Dame. 😩

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 20:57

No, I'm a PM Chad.

visionarymind 2026-03-18 21:05

Stress eating rn 🫠

DaSmartGenius 2026-03-18 21:07

I'm torn on market outlook. On one hand, the upcoming ER szn is almost certainly going to be very good. On the other, Donald has put us in quite the pickle...

Excel_Spreadcheeks69 2026-03-18 21:15

Met this guy Justin Case who is always planning for the worst

KingAngeli 2026-03-18 21:15

Holy shit da bear Buddha is Eggon Targaryen !!! https://preview.redd.it/srvd6kdtdvpg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23847f77e6ad70bc006e0b68e80a2a6b8ea31d76

dinodan_420 2026-03-18 21:16

Sometimes you need that guy, other times he hangs around too much and starts to stress you out

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 21:25

![gif](giphy|8iA90QlHUONNVtQdTX|downsized)

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 21:26

Oh god guys I’m freaking out. Shmokes isn’t the heavy set guy in a flannel going camping he’s a Patagonia vest and duck boots camping guy oh god help me

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 21:28

I am a king is all I’m hearing g

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 21:35

I don't own any of those lol

Excel_Spreadcheeks69 2026-03-18 21:35

You just know he wears Arcteryx to walmart driving that Mav.

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 21:36

What you eatin

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 21:48

Shmokes doxx the fit to regain your status

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 21:54

I got some adidas shorts on that I've had for 15 years and some 32 degree boxers on rn

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 21:54

Lmao flex on the pours

KingAngeli 2026-03-18 22:04

You were one inch from this bed. I drag you back a sleepyhead, sleepyhead

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-18 22:23

Yea

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-18 22:23

How you been btw

KingAngeli 2026-03-18 22:24

It’s a knife when the mean fans hate the nice fans. When somebody says, “Ari I think you’ve totally changed”.

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 22:24

![gif](giphy|JPAUQVIxCoEKY)

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-18 22:34

Box from the back

visionarymind 2026-03-18 22:36

🛑 🦁: https://preview.redd.it/2s6tpytdsvpg1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71352a3d2e0c6ee452f1663b68b82c7d2c777505

KingAngeli 2026-03-18 22:37

Gotta be the squire first, then come full circle

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 22:40

Lemme get that guac

EvolvingDior 2026-03-18 22:46

This guy's economics videos are great. [https://www.youtube.com/@LockStockFinance/videos](https://www.youtube.com/@LockStockFinance/videos)

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 23:10

Oh fuck https://preview.redd.it/fv3jnr4byvpg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=696451e5f229c061639288bccededfd42cf5c6b1

Jordykins850 2026-03-18 23:11

Bootleg Flair 💣💣💣

KingAngeli 2026-03-18 23:16

Omg formula one did a press release because people are Harry Potterfying the sport. Funniest thing ever https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/s/78hHHsu7SI

dinodan_420 2026-03-18 23:16

This is only really 4.5% off the all time highs

KingAngeli 2026-03-18 23:17

What is…a green jacket? ![gif](giphy|3oEduKVQdG4c0JVPSo|downsized)

nwon 2026-03-18 23:46

I just need to pay off all my debt and stop spending money I don’t have. Then I’ll feel better

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-18 23:50

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-18 23:52

I feel so much pourer tho

EvolvingDior 2026-03-19 00:02

I'm quite long gold tho.

nwon 2026-03-19 00:03

Family needs a new car. I look at Cadillacs and for the first time in my life I could actually swing it. But should I?

EvolvingDior 2026-03-19 00:08

America needs more people like Afroman.

Tall_Ambition8486 2026-03-19 00:11

I'm long gdx 🙃

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-19 00:12

No. You should buy a fucking Asian suv and rock that bitch for 20 years

EvolvingDior 2026-03-19 00:14

Someone to me "You should do GDX. It's like leveraged GLD!" Me looking at GLD's volatility, "Nah, I'm good."

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BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-19 00:21

That’s me after spending 32 dollars at the concession stand including 4 beers https://preview.redd.it/9l3khi93bwpg1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7c634f8ff4d1d4d1d7ca8c067d9146d059e19a

dinodan_420 2026-03-19 00:23

Doris Burke’s chest looking nice

nwon 2026-03-19 00:24

Zoom zoom amigo

Tall_Ambition8486 2026-03-19 00:29

Macro voices keeps telling me the base case for gold is still there so I blame them.

visionarymind 2026-03-19 00:33

#[🔗 …3️⃣ 3️⃣ 3️⃣❗️‼️ 🔗](https://www.reddit.com/r/CursedAI/s/rzFuzDPKKw)

EvolvingDior 2026-03-19 00:33

It's still there, but in a global economic crisis, liquidity is king.

EvolvingDior 2026-03-19 00:35

/SIL up over $1 since the session started.

winkerroach 2026-03-19 00:46

Mod webn

KingAngeli 2026-03-19 00:48

I’ll take one pimento cheese sandwich, please and thank you

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-19 00:48

Had box for dinner

KingAngeli 2026-03-19 00:49

No, you should get a Ferrari ![gif](giphy|kL2Doip4OtgStrA8sa|downsized)

Jordykins850 2026-03-19 00:50

https://preview.redd.it/7fmgs877gwpg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5056a15acd172901d31a810b2ec084312f95a198

nwon 2026-03-19 01:08

Can’t fit one car seat let alone two in a Ferrari

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-19 01:52

I need to make $1000 for the masters pro shop in 3 weeks

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-19 01:56

It takes 2 to tango

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-19 01:59

Wtf

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-19 01:59

How was doing coke off stripper booty

Jordykins850 2026-03-19 02:00

GIS calls soon

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-19 02:04

You understand this is a once in a lifetime thing, you have to buy literally everything you can touch there

DelusionalGolfer 2026-03-19 02:17

6010

DarkScottishAle 2026-03-19 02:31

Did I sell my MU when I should have? No. Will I hold till it hits $500 probably not.

DarkScottishAle 2026-03-19 02:32

What about Fox Trot

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-19 02:36

https://preview.redd.it/ciqhhav7zwpg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806b51a1d9d0813abd7a93153945966f806d14e2

DelusionalGolfer 2026-03-19 02:53

That’s gonna be dope, man. Go give handies or show feet, totally worth it for the masters gear.

Excel_Spreadcheeks69 2026-03-19 03:01

Yum

Excel_Spreadcheeks69 2026-03-19 03:02

Anyone want my OF handle?

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-19 03:03

BA DA BA BA BAAA

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-19 03:07

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-kHMOXNsE2k

BearBuddhaThe2nd 2026-03-19 03:14

Gonna try to sell semen and blood this weekend Edit: separately not mixed together

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-19 03:18

Accidentally ordered double QPC without bacon DAY RUINED

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-19 03:20

You poor poor thing

Shmokesshweed 2026-03-19 03:21

At least I parked the Mav under the street light and it looks majestic.

boblaplante 2026-03-19 03:33

Blackwing! blackwing! Magnaride or bust

boblaplante 2026-03-19 03:34

Maaaan do you understand how energy intensive mining is? Have you seen diesel prices?

HowLongCanIMakeACock 2026-03-19 04:01

SHE’S MY CHERRY PIE

Tall_Ambition8486 2026-03-19 04:21

I do but i was blindsided by trump actually doing the dealio on Iran.

DaSmartGenius 2026-03-19 04:50

Actually as inflation ramps up you gotta max that debt out

dinodan_420 2026-03-19 06:41

Yes

WilliamNyeTho 2026-03-19 06:50

So put another dime in the jukebox baby

WilliamNyeTho 2026-03-19 06:51

Aint had tits since spain

DelusionalGolfer 2026-03-19 07:14

Phats

WarrenBuffettsBuffet 2026-03-19 14:48

i'm sure your personal attack has nothing to do with insecurities surrounding what dasmartgenius was talking about. Just completely necessary to validate your opinions to yourself by randomly attack an internet stranger

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