Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 07:04
First
Express_Ad_772
2026-03-18 07:18
🏆
Express_Ad_772
2026-03-18 07:18
#☘️
l3luntl3rigade
2026-03-18 07:49
Live look at u/31andnotdone's 📦; after a 3 day temp ban from reddit forced her to find a new dopamine dealer

HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-18 11:35
Lmao AI thots are taking over and putting the real thots out of business
lowkeyifuxwithjuice
2026-03-18 11:49
Gooooood morning
dinodan_420
2026-03-18 11:54
Hallo
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 12:12
Awake
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 12:34
Sometimes I wonder if I could just close my office door and no one will bother me all day
I highly doubt it, but it would be nice
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 13:01
☕️ 😉®💲
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 13:01
Imagine having an office
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 13:03
Lmao fuck they ran my short /MES stop overnight before this dump
Literally I was the overnight high
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 13:04
It’s pretty cool tbh
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 13:29
Lol what did she do
DaSmartGenius
2026-03-18 13:45
If rates hike Trump might publicly order a hit on Jerome
l3luntl3rigade
2026-03-18 14:00
Not much just washing my dick a dozen times a day in six dollar a gallon gasoline ⛽ to avoid STD's, hbu?
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-18 14:00
Do you fart in it
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 14:03
Yeah and I have cases of monster and eat chilis
dinodan_420
2026-03-18 14:28
https://preview.redd.it/tlad1qg5dtpg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946febf4ccf2dbb0bb45de0e78af57aceec28696
Why is the dude pinning subQ into his tricep nerves. Might be the worst place possible.
lowkeyifuxwithjuice
2026-03-18 14:30
Bro whatttt that spot is ass, I pinned triceps before it wasn’t too bad but of course I did the meaty part. I get he’s doing subq but cmon bro
visionarymind
2026-03-18 14:39
u/shmokesshweed’s decision to eat moar 🥗 & less 🌯 is affecting CMG🩸💩 share price in real-time
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2026-03-18 14:39
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DelusionalGolfer
2026-03-18 14:50
Phats
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 14:52
Port down 0.5% 😭
WarrenBuffettsBuffet
2026-03-18 14:57
her real age came out
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 15:13
BLOOD RED
Lancewater
2026-03-18 15:15
Thats what I do but your phone will still ring.
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-18 15:24
Remy Lacroix
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 15:33
How will you ever financially recover from this
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 15:34
Have started putting applications out after Zuck told me he didn't want me last year. I was really hoping to take the metaverse to the next level.
Market kinda sucks.
But if I find something, I'm not sure what I'll be more excited about: the new job or professionally telling my leadership team to go fuck themselves. 😘
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 15:35
Just morning thots from chetter.
visionarymind
2026-03-18 15:35
Lel, I thought you adored your current corporate overlords❓
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 15:38
Fuuuuuck no.
visionarymind
2026-03-18 15:44
🪚that edit to make your comment moar PC
Welp, best of luck with your search, 🅱️🅱️
I’m staying with my current overlords until they provide me sum juicy unemployment pay
I really don’t want to werk anymoar @ all tbh & likely have enough 🐿️ away to relocate to a LCOL state & thrive
Family keeps me in SoCal & by extension poverty, feels bad 😔
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 15:49
>that edit to make your comment moar PC
Wdym
Dame, I wish I was rich.
I could probably move to LCOL but ehhhh.
visionarymind
2026-03-18 15:55
This edit 📸
https://preview.redd.it/3keoh8lrstpg1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e960e640f0988d3503ee6a5cfeff4b0d13777c70
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 16:01
Dame
Lancewater
2026-03-18 16:04
Alexa play 400 Degreez by Juvenile
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 16:06
That's original baby 😻
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 16:06
Jordy prob doing coke off stripper booty rn
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 16:07
I really enjoyed his tiny desk
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 16:15
Liquidated my trading port, I'm 99% cash and bonds now. Took 6.25% in realized losses by doing so, but I'm flat on the year and I was up 20% just in the second half of last year so I'm ok. Flat on the year is beating SPY anyway lmao
Wow haven't done that in a long while, feels good
Prob will lightly short an FOMC pop if we get one.
[deleted]
2026-03-18 16:17
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Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 16:34
😩😩😩😩
I was looking at a parked Tacoma yesterday and thot 6 inches more really isn't much
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-18 16:54
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-18 16:54
Oh it’s a lot 😏
Milkybals
2026-03-18 17:06
TL left the company 3 months ago for a start up and the start up miserably failed and he’s back
Be nice to people guys
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 17:10
Hope he didn't burn bridges
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 17:16
I burnt all that shit down 😎
Milkybals
2026-03-18 17:32
He didn’t… thats why he’s back, hence my “Be nice to people”
EvolvingDior
2026-03-18 17:35
Unless he's gay, then his best friend is also an asshoe.
EvolvingDior
2026-03-18 17:49
Rolling my YM/NQ pair required that I realize my 4k loss last night.
WarrenBuffettsBuffet
2026-03-18 18:03
really regret shitting on my former boss' desk
Excel_Spreadcheeks69
2026-03-18 18:05
Looking for a massage place that says I can come whenever I want
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 18:17
That was you? Smh.
DaSmartGenius
2026-03-18 18:23
Pedo in chief begging and trying to force other countries into helping clean up this mess is just amazing.
WarrenBuffettsBuffet
2026-03-18 18:34
i'm sure there's no presumptions here, just straight unequivocal facts
DaSmartGenius
2026-03-18 18:50
Idek what part of what I just said you'd even possibly find an issue with. Pedo in chief? Fine - Pedo defender in chief. Better?
WarrenBuffettsBuffet
2026-03-18 18:53
idek what you're talking about. I'm just sure that there are 0 presumptions and biases in your comment, just straight objective, provable facts. that's all I'm saying
Analfarmer1
2026-03-18 18:55
daddy need big pop💦💦💦🤤🤤🤤🤣🤣🤣🚀🚀🚀
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 18:59
Dame this market is f'd
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 18:59
😭
the-lone-rangers
2026-03-18 19:10
watta rugpull
the-lone-rangers
2026-03-18 19:11
TANK U FOR 4 UR ATTENTION 2 DIS MATTA
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-18 19:17
She deleted all her pics with her bf
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 19:19
See y'all at the bread line
Excel_Spreadcheeks69
2026-03-18 19:24
#LMAO
Saaan
2026-03-18 19:41
https://i.redd.it/fp2n5pw0xupg1.gif
dinodan_420
2026-03-18 19:46
Literally going straight into his hunerous and he’s skinny at this point and so it’s probably hitting something. I doubt he did this though and they just told him to pose like this.
I don’t see any reason to go anywhere besides ass thigh or belly for subQ
DelusionalGolfer
2026-03-18 19:48
In for a short 30dte spx put. More short puts opened on meta, tsla, crm, asts
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 19:49

BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 19:50
Meta writing off 90billion on the metaverse is some wild shit
dinodan_420
2026-03-18 19:50
You’ll be the one forced to bake it
dinodan_420
2026-03-18 19:50
Swooping?
lowkeyifuxwithjuice
2026-03-18 19:50
I go belly basically only for subq, HGH bay bay
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 19:50
GOOD FUCKING CALL
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 19:51
How much do you need to make a year I need an L6 to fix my shit bad
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 19:58
420.69k
What do you work on
Also I'm a PM not swe 🤣
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 19:58
I be bakin all day cuz
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 20:02
For now
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 20:08
Saw the role. Sounds cool for the right person.
lowkeyifuxwithjuice
2026-03-18 20:14
https://preview.redd.it/np35z0ez2vpg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5261993d52f96989d1468e5668bebead498c2e
Milkybals
2026-03-18 20:18
Limp dick chart holyy those are rare
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 20:27
Stepping into /MES September risk reversals. Short 5600p long 7300c for a credit
ESM9yolo
2026-03-18 20:28
How far out on that short SPX put? Below 6000?
boblaplante
2026-03-18 20:38
🪙 there's your medal for being the most inane fuck on this sub
boblaplante
2026-03-18 20:40
Yo are we gonna dump dump yet??
Gold looks like death too, who's raising cash?
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 20:55
Oh I see. Nvm you useless
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 20:56
Dude this whole time I thought shmokes was a neck beard coder wtf my world is spinning rn
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 20:57
Dame. 😩
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 20:57
No, I'm a PM Chad.
visionarymind
2026-03-18 21:05
Stress eating rn 🫠
DaSmartGenius
2026-03-18 21:07
I'm torn on market outlook. On one hand, the upcoming ER szn is almost certainly going to be very good.
On the other, Donald has put us in quite the pickle...
Excel_Spreadcheeks69
2026-03-18 21:15
Met this guy Justin Case who is always planning for the worst
KingAngeli
2026-03-18 21:15
Holy shit da bear Buddha is Eggon Targaryen !!!
https://preview.redd.it/srvd6kdtdvpg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23847f77e6ad70bc006e0b68e80a2a6b8ea31d76
dinodan_420
2026-03-18 21:16
Sometimes you need that guy, other times he hangs around too much and starts to stress you out
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 21:25

BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 21:26
Oh god guys I’m freaking out.
Shmokes isn’t the heavy set guy in a flannel going camping he’s a Patagonia vest and duck boots camping guy
oh god help me
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 21:28
I am a king is all I’m hearing g
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 21:35
I don't own any of those lol
Excel_Spreadcheeks69
2026-03-18 21:35
You just know he wears Arcteryx to walmart driving that Mav.
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 21:36
What you eatin
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 21:48
Shmokes doxx the fit to regain your status
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 21:54
I got some adidas shorts on that I've had for 15 years and some 32 degree boxers on rn
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 21:54
Lmao flex on the pours
KingAngeli
2026-03-18 22:04
You were one inch from this bed. I drag you back a sleepyhead, sleepyhead
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-18 22:23
Yea
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-18 22:23
How you been btw
KingAngeli
2026-03-18 22:24
It’s a knife when the mean fans hate the nice fans. When somebody says, “Ari I think you’ve totally changed”.
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 22:24

HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-18 22:34
Box from the back
visionarymind
2026-03-18 22:36
🛑 🦁:
https://preview.redd.it/2s6tpytdsvpg1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71352a3d2e0c6ee452f1663b68b82c7d2c777505
KingAngeli
2026-03-18 22:37
Gotta be the squire first, then come full circle
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 22:40
Lemme get that guac
EvolvingDior
2026-03-18 22:46
This guy's economics videos are great. [https://www.youtube.com/@LockStockFinance/videos](https://www.youtube.com/@LockStockFinance/videos)
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 23:10
Oh fuck
https://preview.redd.it/fv3jnr4byvpg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=696451e5f229c061639288bccededfd42cf5c6b1
Jordykins850
2026-03-18 23:11
Bootleg Flair 💣💣💣
KingAngeli
2026-03-18 23:16
Omg formula one did a press release because people are Harry Potterfying the sport. Funniest thing ever
https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/s/78hHHsu7SI
dinodan_420
2026-03-18 23:16
This is only really 4.5% off the all time highs
KingAngeli
2026-03-18 23:17
What is…a green jacket?

nwon
2026-03-18 23:46
I just need to pay off all my debt and stop spending money I don’t have. Then I’ll feel better
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-18 23:50

Shmokesshweed
2026-03-18 23:52
I feel so much pourer tho
EvolvingDior
2026-03-19 00:02
I'm quite long gold tho.
nwon
2026-03-19 00:03
Family needs a new car. I look at Cadillacs and for the first time in my life I could actually swing it. But should I?
EvolvingDior
2026-03-19 00:08
America needs more people like Afroman.
Tall_Ambition8486
2026-03-19 00:11
I'm long gdx 🙃
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-19 00:12
No. You should buy a fucking Asian suv and rock that bitch for 20 years
EvolvingDior
2026-03-19 00:14
Someone to me "You should do GDX. It's like leveraged GLD!" Me looking at GLD's volatility, "Nah, I'm good."
AutoModerator
2026-03-19 00:14
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BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-19 00:21
That’s me after spending 32 dollars at the concession stand including 4 beers
https://preview.redd.it/9l3khi93bwpg1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7c634f8ff4d1d4d1d7ca8c067d9146d059e19a
dinodan_420
2026-03-19 00:23
Doris Burke’s chest looking nice
nwon
2026-03-19 00:24
Zoom zoom amigo
Tall_Ambition8486
2026-03-19 00:29
Macro voices keeps telling me the base case for gold is still there so I blame them.
visionarymind
2026-03-19 00:33
#[🔗 …3️⃣ 3️⃣ 3️⃣❗️‼️ 🔗](https://www.reddit.com/r/CursedAI/s/rzFuzDPKKw)
EvolvingDior
2026-03-19 00:33
It's still there, but in a global economic crisis, liquidity is king.
EvolvingDior
2026-03-19 00:35
/SIL up over $1 since the session started.
winkerroach
2026-03-19 00:46
Mod webn
KingAngeli
2026-03-19 00:48
I’ll take one pimento cheese sandwich, please and thank you
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-19 00:48
Had box for dinner
KingAngeli
2026-03-19 00:49
No, you should get a Ferrari

Jordykins850
2026-03-19 00:50
https://preview.redd.it/7fmgs877gwpg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5056a15acd172901d31a810b2ec084312f95a198
nwon
2026-03-19 01:08
Can’t fit one car seat let alone two in a Ferrari
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-19 01:52
I need to make $1000 for the masters pro shop in 3 weeks
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-19 01:56
It takes 2 to tango
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-19 01:59
Wtf
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-19 01:59
How was doing coke off stripper booty
Jordykins850
2026-03-19 02:00
GIS calls soon
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-19 02:04
You understand this is a once in a lifetime thing, you have to buy literally everything you can touch there
DelusionalGolfer
2026-03-19 02:17
6010
DarkScottishAle
2026-03-19 02:31
Did I sell my MU when I should have? No. Will I hold till it hits $500 probably not.
DarkScottishAle
2026-03-19 02:32
What about Fox Trot
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-19 02:36
https://preview.redd.it/ciqhhav7zwpg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806b51a1d9d0813abd7a93153945966f806d14e2
DelusionalGolfer
2026-03-19 02:53
That’s gonna be dope, man. Go give handies or show feet, totally worth it for the masters gear.
Excel_Spreadcheeks69
2026-03-19 03:01
Yum
Excel_Spreadcheeks69
2026-03-19 03:02
Anyone want my OF handle?
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-19 03:03
BA DA BA BA BAAA
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-19 03:07
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-kHMOXNsE2k
BearBuddhaThe2nd
2026-03-19 03:14
Gonna try to sell semen and blood this weekend
Edit: separately not mixed together
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-19 03:18
Accidentally ordered double QPC without bacon
DAY RUINED
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-19 03:20
You poor poor thing
Shmokesshweed
2026-03-19 03:21
At least I parked the Mav under the street light and it looks majestic.
boblaplante
2026-03-19 03:33
Blackwing! blackwing!
Magnaride or bust
boblaplante
2026-03-19 03:34
Maaaan do you understand how energy intensive mining is? Have you seen diesel prices?
HowLongCanIMakeACock
2026-03-19 04:01
SHE’S MY CHERRY PIE
Tall_Ambition8486
2026-03-19 04:21
I do but i was blindsided by trump actually doing the dealio on Iran.
DaSmartGenius
2026-03-19 04:50
Actually as inflation ramps up you gotta max that debt out
dinodan_420
2026-03-19 06:41
Yes
WilliamNyeTho
2026-03-19 06:50
So put another dime in the jukebox baby
WilliamNyeTho
2026-03-19 06:51
Aint had tits since spain
DelusionalGolfer
2026-03-19 07:14
Phats
WarrenBuffettsBuffet
2026-03-19 14:48
i'm sure your personal attack has nothing to do with insecurities surrounding what dasmartgenius was talking about. Just completely necessary to validate your opinions to yourself by randomly attack an internet stranger