Tesla Earnings: Falling Revenue, ’Invests’ in Elon’s xAI Money Furnace

This dude has to have a boner the whole time he is on these calls. Over promise, under deliver, stock rises, boner rises.

He's just wiring investor's money to his own company, isn't he ?

Tesla invests in xAI -> xAI buys up Cybertrucks and robots -> pay package secured.

Sold the last of my TSLA stock today (had to wait to this year due to some tax stuff). I would love if I can say I sold it at the high! I will tell everyone, and it will be a story people get sick of hearing from me.

Is that the game with Tesla’s AI investment? More self dealing?

What's your best guess what Tesla stock will be worth in 5 years?

I have no idea. Obviously I think it's going to be less than it is today, or I would have kept it (actually I sold this regardless of financial interest, I'm just over TSLA)

In fairness, he's also wiring taxpayer money to his companies too.

You should try cross fit and veganism to diversify your annoying conversations.

He takes the uppers instead of the downers for the calls.

Did you want to hear about my AI based startup?

Just were keeping track Tesla is now worth more than the next closest 26 car brands COMBINED? They are 4.3% of the market How does this make any damn sense

r/AngryUpvote

Heard due to a botched surgery, can’t have those.

By the end of the year an Optimus robot will walk into the Tesla Diner, pick up your burger, jump into a Tesla Roadster, travel via a Boring Company tunnel to the nearest SpaceX launchpad, then deliver it to you, anywhere on the planet, in 20 minutes, putting McDonald's, Deliveroo, you name it, all out of business, and you'll wish you'd bought in while the shares were still so cheap!

Correction: I forgot, it's never "by the end of the year" these days. Not even months, not since last summer. It's always weeks now. The week after next sounds about right...

Tesla stock is only go up!

I’m more interested in the new hamburger place you mentioned. 😂😂

Tesla had the electric car market handled to them on a silver platter and they royally screwed up because of that bozo. All they had to do was ride that wave, keep innovating, make an affordable car and update their cars. It's going to be a fascinating case study when Tesla eventually fails

“Cars?…We don’t need no stinkin’ cars! We’ve got AI-powered robots mining rare earth minerals on Mars shuttling back and forth on Tesla rockets. You’ll see the results in our earnings any day now. Couple more quarters, tops. Also, Dan Ives is an idiot for telling all those people we were going to sell more cars. He’s just not seeing the big picture and feeling the Special K vibe that’s driving our vision of the future. At least Cathy at Ark gets it. I could tell her Tesla is going to start selling my individual pubic hairs for $100,000 of BTC a pop and she’d say “I’m in for another $20 million.”

Cyber Trucks go one way and money goes the other.

The secret ingredient is *crime*

Whatever you decide, get it in good.

Buying time in hopes for a technological breakthru that will make robots and robocars useful. Risky bet

“Driving Down Profits”

He puts the Jerk in Circle Jerk

In one rear and out the other

It’s a Risky Business!

His lies just get more brazen.

They \*were\* 4.3%. Sales and marketshare are rapidly falling.

\> you'll wish you'd bought in B-b-b-but Elon said we won't need money anymore and nobody will have to work.

Smart move. Get that first lifeboat off the Titanic.

In round numbers: 0. I will be very surprised if they even last another 5 years. That bubble is going to burst any day now, and the outcome will not be a pretty one for the bagholders.

Enron tells us we won't need money anymore so why give him any?