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Tesla is considering building a smaller pickup truck after the Cybertruck failed

chrisdh79 | 2025-07-30 10:57 | 242 views

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Sorry-Programmer9826 2025-07-30 11:04

I'm not sure the size was the problem. It was *[gestures at everything]*

ComicsEtAl 2025-07-30 11:06

Tesla has a larger pickup truck?

paulstanners 2025-07-30 11:07

I don't believe this for a minute. If Tesla was really working on new models they'd be putting on a dog and pony show (as they did with the Wankpanzer). All Tesla seems to be doing these days is finding quick and dirty ways to tweak the Model Y to address minor variations in market demands.

mtnman54321 2025-07-30 11:11

The oversized clunker Cyberflop actually has a rather small bed to begin with. Ford, Chevy, and Rivian all have much better designs. Absolutely nobody in their right mind wants a smaller version of the Cybertruck.

TheRealCabbageJack 2025-07-30 11:12

So more like a kitchen sized trash can rather than a full dumpster?

RioRancher 2025-07-30 11:13

Tesla will flail until Elon divests

SisterOfBattIe 2025-07-30 11:14

>“We always talked about making a smaller pickup. I think in the future, as more and more of the robotaxi comes into the world, we look at those options and we think about, OK, that kind of service is useful not just for people, but also for goods. \[..\] We’ve definitely been churning in the design studio about what we might do to serve that need for sure.” IT'S A LORRY! WHAT MOVES GOODS IS A LORRY! ONE YOU ALREADY MADE ELECTRIC AND DOESN'T WORK!

Voltasoyle 2025-07-30 11:19

How about the smaller tsla sedan/city car elmo was ranting about earlier? It caused the stock to shoot up, and now it's mysterious quiet. Anything to keep up the hype.

[deleted] 2025-07-30 11:20

Oh God. More maybe, considering, estimating, speculating staff just to distract and support the share price. When will the market become immune to these endless promises?

Krieg 2025-07-30 11:22

A smaller utilitarian truck could actually be a good idea. I hope the Bezos-truck (Slate Auto) doesn't end up being just vaporware. That's something I would actually use and I am not a truck guy.

mr_bots 2025-07-30 11:23

They do have a history of showing a concept they say is coming soon, open the order books, and then delivering something that looks like the concept several years later but is nowhere near the price or range targets they promised. The fact that they don’t even have a concept to show says a lot.

[deleted] 2025-07-30 11:23

Anyone paying attention realizes the only people who like these trucks are incells an 3 year old kids...

shiroandae 2025-07-30 11:24

Ahahahahahahhahahahahha… that’s all I can say about it. The company is a joke, incredible the Stan’s & Wall Street don’t understand it (yet)

GhostofBreadDragons 2025-07-30 11:29

Likely this is just a way to get lots of preorder money as an interest free loan.  With the present revenue drops they probably want a larger reserve of cash and every time they announce a new model suckers line up to give them money in some cultish FOMO delusion.

SisterOfBattIe 2025-07-30 11:34

It was Tesla's original plan to make a mainstream EV car. But that was before Musk turned Tesla into a meme stock. Tesla is just too late, BYD is so far ahead, and most big manufacturers make compelling EV options at lower price than Tesla. The only reason I would consider a Tesla is that the used price has gone way down, but I wouldn't get one for 10 000 $ because I am pretty sure Musk will brick every Tesla on the road with a malicious OTA update once Tesla's book cooking is revealed.

Future-Suit6497 2025-07-30 11:36

It failed because it looks ridiculous.

praguer56 2025-07-30 11:39

And pump the stock. Announcements like this seem to always pump the stock.

Complex-Manager-5342 2025-07-30 11:43

Yeah definitely not the size that is the issue here....

galloway188 2025-07-30 11:45

No one wants to support a nazi that’s why

noceboy 2025-07-30 11:50

They already have smaller ones in that diner, right?

Moceannl 2025-07-30 11:51

They can sell a cheap model 3 smaller version of us$ 20k/25k. But they refuse to make it.

Bravadette 2025-07-30 11:53

If they're the first to build an EV yute I'm gonna be kinda sad tbh. I've wanted to see one in forever. I just hope they don't have that Tesla styling. Rivian, Hyundai would have the best styling for a yute.

Sockoflegend 2025-07-30 11:53

I can imagine a situation where he cashes out without warning and leaves investors to take the fall when the stock price tanks

Ok-Elevator302 2025-07-30 12:05

Who would want scratches on a 100k vehicle?  Rich people calls it SUV with truck capability.

[deleted] 2025-07-30 12:07

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GarysCrispLettuce 2025-07-30 12:11

Yes by all means Elon pour money into another flop, your reputation could do with yet another devastating blow.

Fulminareverus 2025-07-30 12:12

The don't need to make a smaller truck. They need to make a truck. Like, an actual, classic formfactor, truck. There were so many awesome renders of what the cybertruck could look like before it came out. Like, why couldn't they build this? https://www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-pickup-truck-rendering-is-the-most-rugged-ev-ever-134880.html

MonsieurReynard 2025-07-30 12:14

Smaller Nazi car is still Nazi car Maybe they could call it a “folk wagon” for the Aryan proletariat. Oh wait, like many things from Tesla that sounded better in the original German.

I_Am_Mandark_Hahaha 2025-07-30 12:15

>Absolutely nobody in their right mind wants a smaller version of the Cybertruck. Never underestimate the gullibility of the tesla dudebrostsn

[deleted] 2025-07-30 12:20

Thank you for the laugh

[deleted] 2025-07-30 12:20

I thought Tesla was running restaurants now? Might be a higher margin business for them.

Engunnear 2025-07-30 12:24

Come on now - they've only done that once. Every other time they've just failed to deliver at all.

IceInternationally 2025-07-30 12:25

I don’t even know if he can i got a feeling the reason this stock doesn’t go down is because him and all the large portfolio holders are using them as collateral. I keep thinking their fall is the start of the large economic crisis leihmann brothers style.

RegionSignificant977 2025-07-30 12:26

Lol!

SC_W33DKILL3R 2025-07-30 12:31

If they just made a truck, a normal one, without anything fancy, with a price a lot lower than Ford as with at least as much capacity it would sell really well. But they won’t, it will be everything truck buyers don’t want.

swishkabobbin 2025-07-30 12:32

It shrinks naturally as the parts fall off

nightgroovez 2025-07-30 12:34

What’s funny to me about the cyber truck story is that months before it released, retail investors would not stop asking about it on every earnings call. They would put on their smartest sounding voice, and beg for it the way a toddler begs for candy. Now, they balk when their messiah reveals himself to be just a man. Retail investors are unusually stupid.

Grhodes1969 2025-07-30 12:37

Great, more junk!

[deleted] 2025-07-30 12:41

Tesla's gambit was clean energy cars for the rich. BYD's was clean energy cars at affordable prices. In Mexico, right after BYD opened dealerships, Tesla's model 3 went from 1,400,000 mxn to 700,000 because BYD brought the Seal at 900,000 and it was like 4 times the car a tesla is... You can picture how inflated Tesla's prices are if they can just cut the price 50% to try to outcompete BYD and they still fumbled that because BYD has the seagull (dolphin mini in mx) and the dolphin, a whole segment of family sedans that Tesla promised like a decade ago and just never even considered developing.

DirtyRotter 2025-07-30 12:42

To compete with Slate

unfiltered_Rabbit01 2025-07-30 12:44

So out of touch with reality...

No_Safety_6803 2025-07-30 12:45

Elmo started talking about the wankpanzer in 2012-2013, took a full decade for that masterpiece to come to fruition! Best I can tell this “small truck” is the only new consumer vehicle in their design pipeline. This is a car company that isn’t interested in making cars.

Engunnear 2025-07-30 12:47

Pfft... how were they supposed to make that out of an exoskeleton?

luv2block 2025-07-30 12:49

What's shocking about this is that any car design is going to be run through focus groups to see if people like it. They had to have known the cybertruck was not going to be well received. And they have to know neither will this. But I think Musk is in "god mode", where he's trying to prove to himself that he's special and he's right when everyone else is wrong. So if the focus group comes back with "90% of the people hated the look of it"... then he produces it thinking he'll show them how wrong they are. Basically a petulant manchild wasting billions and billions of dollars.

phil_mckraken 2025-07-30 12:51

Right after the Roadster 2.0.

DonkeyFuel 2025-07-30 12:53

Unclear if size is really the issue at hand, but it's good to know even Tesla knows this thing is a flop.

EconomyDoctor3287 2025-07-30 12:54

Size was part of it though. It's too bulky to be useful.

dextercho83 2025-07-30 12:57

The crybaby is the problem, although at this point, the damage is already done

digidavis 2025-07-30 12:58

"Stop doing all of this..." "You just pointed at all of me," "Yes, stop doing all of that!"

TheBigCicero 2025-07-30 13:07

Elon has said that AI, robo-taxis and Optimus are the future of Tesla. He’s not very interested anymore in selling cars. Just enough to fuel his vision.

Withnail2019 2025-07-30 13:08

Hardly matters any more, people don't want Teslas period.

Withnail2019 2025-07-30 13:09

I don't think Grok is even really a player in the AI space. I never hear of anyone using it other than Tesla shills/fanbois.

AllNoise-NoSignal 2025-07-30 13:10

He better hurry up then, I don't think Bezos is fucking around with Slate...

[deleted] 2025-07-30 13:13

The size isn't neccesarily the problem. But despite its size, it's just not useful for people who use pick-ups

Castle-dev 2025-07-30 13:14

It was the way he gestured specifically that we can’t not see

Withnail2019 2025-07-30 13:14

It isn't possible to build and sell a cheap basic car profitably in America, whether gas or electric.

wongl888 2025-07-30 13:15

So would a smaller CT be anymore useful?

[deleted] 2025-07-30 13:15

Yes, because Tesla only sells cars in the US.

5Lax 2025-07-30 13:16

No way they’re close to anything new, but my dream car right now would be a small pickup based on a Y body.

Negativety101 2025-07-30 13:16

Okay, I've got a simple two step program that will help this out. Step 1- Make a product people actually want. Step 2-Make sure Elon has nothing to do with it. Might not be enough, but it's the start.

Difficult_Limit2718 2025-07-30 13:16

How you coming on that roadster? Got a nice chassis? Got a little tension with the interior? Got a little styling that makes it really pop?

wongl888 2025-07-30 13:16

For some reason Tesla has avoided the Osborne Effect.

[deleted] 2025-07-30 13:17

No because it would fit even less stuff. The bed of the CT is smaller than any pick-up truck available

palopp 2025-07-30 13:20

The interpretation by Musk that 90% of people hated it is that the sales are likely to reach 800 million units sold so they’d be foolish not to move ahead

jailtheorange1 2025-07-30 13:25

To be honest, the flatbed on it is smaller than many much smaller Japanese micro-vans. It’s just a terrible design all around.

Mobius00 2025-07-30 13:29

can't wait for the ugly truck coming out in 2030

OGLikeablefellow 2025-07-30 13:30

Oh yeah of course that's what Americans want smaller trucks

lexievv 2025-07-30 13:42

The Tesla Brabantia.

Mansos91 2025-07-30 13:42

It's also not useful enough to be useful,

PoilTheSnail 2025-07-30 13:44

A small ct would have the cargo capacity of a mini.

Pribblization 2025-07-30 13:44

Please let Elon design this one, too!

Ill-Running1986 2025-07-30 13:44

Seems pretty obvious that people low on the foodchain knew that the cyberflop was inevitable, but I’d love to know if anyone actually sat Elmo down with the facts or if they were all just sycophants. (My gut says the latter.)

Engunnear 2025-07-30 13:45

I got a special trailer to transport my Roadster behind my Semi.

Battle_of_BoogerHill 2025-07-30 13:47

👨‍🍳 😘🤌

MeridianNL 2025-07-30 13:52

Brabantia is actually quality stuff

Iintendtodeletepart2 2025-07-30 13:54

So it will suck more small. WIN!

lexievv 2025-07-30 13:55

Yeah fair enough. Although false advertising isn't something new to Tesla lol.

zeamp 2025-07-30 13:59

Something to tackle Slate, Ford, and Hyundai/KIA.

LifeRound2 2025-07-30 14:01

A totally new design and a totally new CEO would be where I start.

full_bl33d 2025-07-30 14:02

“I’m I out of touch? ….No, it’s the truck size that is wrong”

eLd0raDo 2025-07-30 14:03

They‘ll call it Model Y. They‘ll just leave the roof off. Job done.

GBAGamer33 2025-07-30 14:03

Maybe he could, I don’t know, make it shaped like a truck.

Beezelbubba 2025-07-30 14:04

The brand has suffered from irraparable damage, there is massive competition in all markets, there is no bringing this back to what it once was

Complete_Item9216 2025-07-30 14:07

Have everyone forgot about Tesla Semi? Is it about to put train freight out of business yet?

Beezelbubba 2025-07-30 14:07

It would only be profitable in countries that have high tariffs on Chinese EVs.

Festering-Fecal 2025-07-30 14:10

They should go for a economy EV like the most bare bones but working vehicle. Imagine a EV in America that can compete with BYD price wise.

seangraves1984 2025-07-30 14:13

Give it a roof panel that is semi translucent and never fits correctly. Threatens to blow away in the wind.

foo-bar-25 2025-07-30 14:14

Making it smaller isn’t going to help.

Heedfulgoose 2025-07-30 14:16

Elon is done he may not know it yet, he better start saving money and cut out that extra Starbucks. His wave is over.

Difficult_Limit2718 2025-07-30 14:18

The semi is a joke. Horrible design decisions by FEA jockeys who didn't actually understand the load inputs. You can't just take the front and rear suspension of Europe trucks, bolt them on to a "structural battery" and pray it lives in the US market.

PetalumaPegleg 2025-07-30 14:18

L o freaking l No one in the world but Elon could even consider a sequel to clthe cyber truck.

sonicmerlin 2025-07-30 14:18

They’re just pumping their stock

deadlyspoons 2025-07-30 14:21

Once again Tesla is propping up its stock price with PR and announcements rather than actual execution.

generally_unsuitable 2025-07-30 14:23

I think that's a great idea. Nobody cares about the coupe. The people are clamoring for a new cyber truck. Because electric car people love trucks, and truck people love electric cars.

djwildstar 2025-07-30 14:30

The actual bed of the CyberTruck isn't the problem -- it is roughly the same size as any other full-size pickup truck bed. For comparison, the CT bed is \~73 inches long, \~51 inches wide, and \~19 inches tall. An F-150 (including Lightning) bed is \~67 inches long, \~50 inches wide, and \~21 inches tall, while the Rivian R1T bed is \~54 inches long, \~50 inches wide, and \~17 inches tall. The CT's problems are nearly everything *except* the bed dimensions.

OpeningAd447 2025-07-30 14:38

More of a wheelie bin

ralpher1 2025-07-30 14:44

[heils at everything]

skoldpaddanmann 2025-07-30 14:45

That's not all usable bed though from my understanding. My understanding is the front of the bed is slopped over the bed so only very short items can use the full length. If your item is over a foot your bed size shrinks like a half foot or something.

Secret-Revolution172 2025-07-30 14:49

False lies to pump the stock

dtyamada 2025-07-30 14:49

>Now, Tesla finds itself having given up its lead in electric vehicles for a fake lead in autonomy, which won’t deliver real value for likely another 5 years, while competition from Waymo, Baidu, and others is pulling ahead. That sentence pretty much says it all!

fastLT1 2025-07-30 14:55

Their pickup doesn't sell so their plan is to build more pickups? Brilliant!

MeridianNL 2025-07-30 14:59

For Musk, lying is just as easy as breathing.

iDarkville 2025-07-30 15:01

Someone post the gif.

PortlandPetey 2025-07-30 15:02

FTA: Now, Tesla finds itself having given up its lead in electric vehicles for a fake lead in autonomy Damn eletrek not pulling any punches. I still don’t see any evidence of anyone at Tesla admitting the cybertruck failed

SirTwitchALot 2025-07-30 15:13

That's really all they had to do. Release a Model Y with the back end redesigned as a light duty truck bed. There's nothing to fill the space that used to be occupied by the Ranger or S10. A light duty EV truck could fill that niche.

Withnail2019 2025-07-30 15:16

I didn't say they did.

rhedfish 2025-07-30 15:21

I'll keep my Chevy LUV

ionizing_chicanery 2025-07-30 15:23

Remember this? >"But I wasn't super worried about that because if it turns out nobody wants to buy a weird-looking truck, we'll build a normal truck, no problem." Musk said a more conventional pickup was Tesla's "fallback strategy." I don't think "smaller" is going to get them to "normal". Elon loves the Cybertruck's goofy ass design and wants it to be at the forefront of the company's brand image. Hence why the Tesla diner has Cybertruck packaging even though the actual vehicle was a total flop.

valthonis_surion 2025-07-30 15:27

Knowing Elon, he'd probably call it the model 2 and have 2S3XY

twofedoras 2025-07-30 15:29

Not an economist, but it is kind of fascinating when you think about WHAT those holders are using them as collateral for. Things like Twitter and other non-consequential investments would hurt people at the top and suck for retirement accounts. In the end, however, it is not a direct threat to housing, banking, infrastructure, health, etc. I would think that would look more like the dot-com bubble burst when horrors like pets.com went under <(gasp)>. I'd like to hear some other opinions on what that collapse would directly affect.

IceInternationally 2025-07-30 15:33

I know 2 people that made their main amount thru Tesla and bitcoin that basically got themselves and lma and used that to buy real estate during the pandemic. I got 0 idea how much of that has been paid back. But would love if some ever did a study. I think some of the investment arms of normal banks could get hit hard.

ObservationalHumor 2025-07-30 15:37

80% chance this new pickup never materializes from Tesla and the whole point of floating the idea is just to pull sales away from Slate and Rivian.

EuphoricUniversity23 2025-07-30 15:37

“I shall call it - Mini-Elmo!!”

HarryCareyGhost 2025-07-30 15:41

Good. Keep diluting your resources. Shrewd move, Elmo Skum.

SakaWreath 2025-07-30 15:50

Who doesn’t want a truck frame made out of beer-cans and broken promises, that snaps in half the second you try to tow something?

pilgermann 2025-07-30 15:56

Their strategy of iterating on one model of car seems like a huge longterm liability. The look falls more and more out of style, it becomes harder to shoehorn in more dramatic automotive innovations. I've heard nothing to suggest they have any long term plan to fully update their lineup.

McCatFace 2025-07-30 16:06

Would be pretty funny if they designed a small truck that could potentially be popular outside of the US but they kept the sharp edges everywhere design and it couldn't be sold due to pedestrian safety.

Intelligent-Newt44 2025-07-30 16:09

It is literally the grossest thing ever.

y4udothistome 2025-07-30 16:10

Problem with Elon is everything he designs is futuristic and that doesn’t fly all the time he needs practical usable he’s infatuated with the future which is fine I guess but come on man enough is enough. 

oregon_coastal 2025-07-30 16:10

Like the Slate?

Waste_Business5180 2025-07-30 16:14

Toyota and now Nissan frontier are going to mid size hybrid trucks (so you can actually still use them to do truck things). An electric truck is useless. No way I am buying a Tesla truck over Japanese brand mid size trucks. I would rather walk.

Quirky_Tradition_806 2025-07-30 16:18

Throughout the history of the automotive industry, virtually every car manufacturer has experienced its share of failed projects. For instance, General Motors released the Saturn Ion, Pontiac Fiero, and Chevrolet Citation—vehicles that, despite their initial excitement, fell short of expectations due to quality concerns and struggled to find their footing in a competitive market. Ford, too, has its roster of infamous models of misadventure. For example, Ford Edsel and Ford Pinto, which captured headlines for all the wrong reasons, Ford Five Hundred. Tesla embarked on this ugly project with a sense of bravado, believing it could outmaneuver the entrenched practices of the automotive industry. Remember at the unveiling how Tesla was pulling the Ford F150 ([https://www.cnbc.com/video/2019/11/26/tesla-vs-ford-pickup-challenge-musk-says-bring-it-on.html](https://www.cnbc.com/video/2019/11/26/tesla-vs-ford-pickup-challenge-musk-says-bring-it-on.html)). Remember the specs when it was unveiled? Single-motor at $39,000 with 250+ miles? Or, the Tri-Motor with 500+ miles at a price point of $69,900? Take a look here: [https://xautoworld.com/news/cybertruck-unveiled/](https://xautoworld.com/news/cybertruck-unveiled/). The company’s initial offering was touted at a more approachable $39,000, but this soon ballooned to an astonishing $105,000 for the so-called founder’s series, with no significant enhancements in performance or features to warrant such an increase. Ugly, overpriced, priced-out most of its core clients, underwhelming specs! Icing on the cake: yeah, extreme right-wing politics, pissing off and pissing on its key customer bases in California, Oregon, and Washington.  It was as if Ray Charles, riding on a galloping horse away from the scne, could have seen the writing on the wall, foreseeing the impending abject failure of Tesla’s cyber truck.

lexievv 2025-07-30 16:26

They made a song about that. Every breath you take, is a lie you make, every claim you make, always turns out fake, there is nothing new. Or something like that.

NoNameMonkey 2025-07-30 16:29

I actually think the interest in the Slate is why he is even talking about a smaller truck.

SirTwitchALot 2025-07-30 16:31

Maybe. I'm always skeptical of startup EV makers. Tesla had the wherewithal to bring an abomination like the CT to market. They could have actually made a Model Y truck with a lot less money and effort. It certainly could have been comparable to the Model Y in price

PoopyInThePeePeeHole 2025-07-30 16:45

Yes. Double down on stupid

Individual-Praline20 2025-07-30 16:53

Oh yeah, go for it TeSSla! Another hilarious fiasco would be good, we definitely need the good laughs

oregon_coastal 2025-07-30 16:54

The Slate will have a frame. Something Tesla seems allergic to doing properly. And as Tesla also recently learned, just slapping a bed on something doesn't make it a pickup. Although I fully endorse them missing the boat in it again. The reason things like the Ranger were (and are) popular is the insane durability and functionality.

DrXaos 2025-07-30 16:54

ElonCamino But an actual truck needs a steel frame and aluminum non structural panels, the opposite of the CT. The CT *original design* was to have use structural load bearing steel outer panels, like the SpaceX rocket. That’s the genesis of the idea. But they found that such was not manufacturable in mass and wouldn’t pass crash tests. A rational CEO would have canceled it then and moved to a conventional steel body on frame design, but Musk Want Want Want his Bladerunner dream and insisted they do it. So there’s a truck with nothing of the original other than the visual shape. Aluminum castings inside with thin cheap flat lower grade stainless cosmetic body panels. Notice now how Musk has stopped tweeting about the CT? His attention has moved on, that was so 2021 ago.

EmbarrassedGanache68 2025-07-30 16:55

Tesla are a little too arrogant. I think they have missed the opportunity to enter the mini EV market by releasing a model 2 and really hoover up. Instead they have let BYD bring in the seal with a 60kw battery for under 30k and smaller options for the general around towners!

DrXaos 2025-07-30 17:02

There was a long term plan. Musk killed it when he came back from Twitter. Reuters reported so and Musk screeched they were lying and they were really working on a new model. Now 1.5 years later, there is nothing but a cheap trim of Y, something that all automakers do all the time and is never newsworthy.

Stewth 2025-07-30 17:06

It's almost like you shouldn't let a nepo baby with a Messiah complex and absolutely zero competence direct an engineering project

Magoo69X 2025-07-30 17:24

Probably too late too save the company.

[deleted] 2025-07-30 17:41

I keep saying, size is not important.

[deleted] 2025-07-30 17:51

You win Reddit for the day. 🏆

Vegetable_Guest_8584 2025-07-30 18:06

Maybe call it the mini-maga mobile. Go for it Elon, your buyers will love you even more after your accidental almost Nazi wave, and helping to destroy green credits.

[deleted] 2025-07-30 18:55

He’ll call it the KIDS truck and it’ll be S3XYKIDS

bikesnotbombs 2025-07-30 19:01

Crazy! But that's how it goes

curiousitymdg 2025-07-30 19:21

From the article: “We always talked about making a smaller pickup. I think in the future, as more and more of the robotaxi comes into the world, we look at those options and we think about, OK, that kind of service is useful not just for people, but also for goods. \[..\] We’ve definitely been churning in the design studio about what we might do to serve that need for sure." 2 points spring out at me: "talked", which is something Elon is great at; and, robotaxis in connection with the talked about vehicle. So, we will have a robotaxi flop and a simultaneous robotruck flop. Combined with the Optimus flop that is 3 strikes and Tesla is out.

WrongdoerIll5187 2025-07-30 19:30

To be fair, I kind of do. But the political stuff would stop me, even though I’m mostly immune from social pressure.

VitaminPb 2025-07-30 19:40

So will the smaller one be able to carry only 1 bag of fertilizer or 2?

ChollyWheels 2025-07-30 19:44

You are totally ignoring that that the cybertruck has the best karaoke (called "Caraoke") possibly of any other EV truck on the market.

RioRancher 2025-07-30 20:22

Tesla’s advantage should be a massive head start, but Elon’s lack of attention to Tesla’s progress squandered that advantage.

Beezelbubba 2025-07-30 20:54

What advantage do they hold?

Turbulent-Phone-8493 2025-07-30 22:18

2S3XY4U

NECoyote 2025-07-30 22:20

“Doing truck stuff!!!”

NECoyote 2025-07-30 22:22

Concepts of a concept.

Beartrkkr 2025-07-30 22:30

He stole my design from when I was in 2nd grade...

turd_vinegar 2025-07-30 22:34

Japanese microvans are engineering masterpieces

Timely_Choice_4525 2025-07-30 22:58

Jfc, just build a small affordable car

djwildstar 2025-07-30 23:04

Yes -- I found a video that describes the bed shape in detail. I drive an F-150 Lightning, and one of the things I love about it is that the bed is *exactly* the same as every other short-bed F-150. Anyway, the CyberTruck bed is weird -- you're right, the back of the cab slopes backward as it goes up. This appears to be so that they can maximize the bed footprint without increasing the length of the vehicle. From the video, an *honest* assessment of the bed is that it is roughly 59 inches long and 50 inches wide. You get an extra *two feet* at floor-level (good for hauling plywood sheets, I guess), and a enclosed box size of 65 inches long, 50 inches wide, and 19 inches high. The usable bed is roughly comparable to a Ford Ranger or Rivian R1T (both mid-size pickups) despite the fact that the CyberTruck occupies as much space is a full-size pickup. I see a useful market for a compact BEV pickup -- as far as I know, nobody (other than maybe the Chinese) are making vehicles in this market. The Ford Maverick has a bed that's 54 inches long, 42 inches wide (between the wheel wells, 53 inches over the wheel wells), and 20 inches high. Overall the Maverick is within a few inches of the dimensions of a Model Y -- so they're going to put a pickup cab and bed on a Model Y and call it good?

RioRancher 2025-07-30 23:17

Like a 10 yr headstart on EV tech

practicaloppossum 2025-07-30 23:19

Can't really call the Pinto a "failed project". Bad press notwithstanding, Ford sold over 3 million of them in it's 10 year life, way outselling the Vega and the Gremlin (there wasn't a Dodge/Plymouth competing model, the Omni/Horizon didn't show up until right at the end of the Pinto's life).

practicaloppossum 2025-07-30 23:27

Why can't you take the front and read suspensions of a Euro truck? Scania, etc, semi tractors are spec'd for higher loads than US semis. Or are you saying it's the bolting to the battery that's a problem? (which is not to say the Tesla semi doesn't have a lot of other issues, which make it impractical for real-world use).

christopher_mtrl 2025-07-30 23:29

As long as it falls appart at speed, gotta keep that company DNA.

Beezelbubba 2025-07-31 00:01

Ok, and they lost that. All they have is FSD (and they cant get that to work as advertised)

RioRancher 2025-07-31 00:20

FSD is a scam. Waymo is winning that one.

vertgo 2025-07-31 00:34

But it was worth it to be made out of lower polygons. Graphics memory is for the wokes.

mar4c 2025-07-31 00:53

It was the price. The cybertruck is middle of the pack in EV truck sales, a segment people generally just don’t want at current prices and ranges.

RCA2CE 2025-07-31 01:23

The cyber truck looks so cheap Some of these EVs are starting to look like old cell phones that you want to turn in for a new one Imagine having some Nokia on a belt holder and that’s your car Ugh

trapercreek 2025-07-31 01:26

It’s not a truck. It’s not a pickup truck. It’s a WankPanzer.

ConkerPrime 2025-07-31 02:23

Considering how little it could haul, it was a small truck so guess means a redo would be a truckbed smaller than car trunk

blu3ysdad 2025-07-31 02:29

Perfect, since the bed was already too small

FlyingArdilla 2025-07-31 04:12

He would probably spell it KYDZ.

FlyingArdilla 2025-07-31 04:25

The electrical service a truck stop would need to charge a bunch of them is nuts (among a number of other issues).

Joe_Vanelli 2025-07-31 05:43

That means chopping off half of model y‘s roof these days?

AustrianMichael 2025-07-31 09:42

They just dangling the carrot of new models that they may have talked about in a meeting to the press right away. Sure, a model 2 or model 1 is presented soon. And a small pickup and a van and have we all forgotten the Roadster? If they had anything remotely physical, they‘d show it. Much like they did with the CyberCab and the weird Bus-thing. It’s just to pump the stock. Nothing more. There is nothing in the pipeline that’s coming out the next 3-4 years (normal cycle for car development)

Temporary_Abroad_211 2025-07-31 12:07

So....lets build a smaller piece of shit........

gratefulturkey 2025-07-31 12:54

Why do the drivers who have been using it seem to love it if it is such a joke?

Difficult_Limit2718 2025-07-31 12:56

When it runs it runs fine (though back to back the Nikola drove way nicer) and anything with independent suspension is actually more comfortable than a traditional semi. But where do you get such anecdotes? I've actually been in the truck (and the Nikola, and Volvo EV, and other EVs that aren't on the market yet). The layout is a pain in the ass, the chassis and cab are built worse than a Forest River RV (garbage and I'm not apologizing for that). It's super light, but that's part of why it breaks down so frequently,

base2-1000101 2025-07-31 14:47

Elon hears that "it's too small" often in his personal life, so he made a huge truck.

high-up-in-the-trees 2025-07-31 14:55

there were plans for a model 2. I never made that connection. He's so fucking juvenile

soldieroscar 2025-07-31 15:29

Everyone: make a truck and the only change is that its electric instead of gas. Elon: no

Darthracing666 2025-07-31 15:32

The TACO of course...

GaK_Icculus 2025-07-31 15:49

The CyberTwink

Darthracing666 2025-07-31 15:50

or as a competitor to the "Slate", meet the "Hate"

Ill_Aspect_633 2025-07-31 17:36

They build nice sedans and crossovers. They should stick to their strengths and expand on them with a smaller cheaper car. The cyber truck was DOA with limited appeal and I don’t see them doing any better with a smaller truck if it also looks like a dumpster or wheels.

Rollsman- 2025-07-31 20:29

The fucking thing is ugly is why it failed !! Compare that pos to a fully loaded Silverado 🤷‍♂️I know what I would rather have! It’s a no brainer

gratefulturkey 2025-07-31 21:10

Interviews with Pepsi/Frito Lay drivers on how their day to day has been has been very positive. There are several available on YouTube. Important to note that the test mules are not the final form. First production runs will be much more meaningful.

admin_default 2025-08-01 02:12

Exactly this. It took them 4 years from taking pre-orders on the CyberTruck to delivery. And it’s been 7 years since they took pre-orders for the Roadster refresh - still with no delivery in sight.

Ok_Side9870 2025-08-01 03:03

Funny how the Tesla semi and roadster are a distant memory.

Diogenes256 2025-08-01 05:13

Yeah, GM sold a shit ton of X body cars as well. They only sucked about as much as any other domestic.

Javi_DR1 2025-08-01 15:36

And hold it in place with double sided tape

DolFan86 2025-08-01 18:51

You mean what they should have done from the jump?

SurfSorcerer 2025-08-02 13:57

TBH I miss mini-trucks and they make a lot more sense as an EV than the CT. Every truck now is a six ton monstrosity that screams male insecurity. Wouldn’t touch anything made by Tesla though.

SurfSorcerer 2025-08-02 14:00

Looks aside, if anyone could manufacture a car that was as rugged and reliable as those early-mid 2000s Nokias I’d buy it in a heartbeat.

Fishbulb2 2025-08-03 20:18

I have a model 3 and lightning. Can confirm!

Fishbulb2 2025-08-03 20:19

Isn’t the bed weirdly shaped with few aftermarket options? I love that my Lightning will accept all after market 150 parts.

Exciting_Turn_9559 2025-08-03 20:37

Lies to keep retail investors from selling.

ChollyWheels 2025-08-03 21:24

I want a cybertruck -- not to drive, but as a home entertainment center. This approach (not going anywhere) also totally eliminates range anxiety. (Dear Mr. Musk: I am available to work as an image consultant).

the8bit 2025-08-04 10:00

Yep! I love to clown on the CT but only because it's kinda deeply funny. Plus I'm a car guy and we treat vehicles like sports teams. It was the Nazi stuff that was not cool. Honestly too, respect to Elon types for being absolutely amazing at attracting talent. Jealous. I once made a joke about an Elon type at a place I worked... "You could make a strong argument that this dude is value add to the company even if his team does zilch. Cause he brings in all the talent, then when he pisses them off by micromanages them, they disperse out and grow all of the other teams." I also said once I would punch that dude, but that was because he hurt people I cared about.

Visual_Collar_8893 2025-08-04 19:04

Watching one trying to navigate downtown streets of Seattle is kinda hilarious. Like a box waddling about trying to walk a straight line sight unseen.

mennydrives 2025-12-09 06:37

(4 months later) Honestly the biggest problem was the lack of a real 4680 battery. Dood advertised a silicon anode and 50% some odd more capacity, and then went radio silent on that chemistry for 5 years and counting. Original Cybertruck reveal had a $70k model with 500 miles range. Honestly they could have a fleet of cows take a shit into the bed of every truck that has to be cleaned at the customer's expense and for $70k with 500 miles of range they wouldn't be able to make them fast enough. If the M4 Mac Mini was $2,000 with 4GB of RAM and 64GB of SSD, nobody would buy one, but for $500 with 16GB of RAM and 256GB of SSD, they're flying off the shelves. There's no bad products, just bad price/performance ratios.

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