Tesla Takedown's New Target: Elon Musk’s Tesla Diner

Mein Kampfort food....

That MFer can't even design a restaurant that doesn't look like a trash bin

MMW, someone is going to spray liquid ass in that restaurant.

Roasted Goosestep

Are we sure that the customer that waited for 11 hours isn't that Nazi guy from the Jubilee?

Of course it's going to look like a building out of an 80's sci-fi dystopia.

That's what gets me when people call Musk's designs futuristic, yeah if we were stil living in the last century, maybe

Dick Riders

I'm impressed by that Nazi saluting balloon.

It's that retro-futuristic, ultra-minimalist look that out-of-touch boomers thought the future would look like 40 years ago. To a younger person it just looks goofy, like something out of The Jetsons - too focused on looking cool with no thought to practicality on basic things like making sure there are enough bathrooms getting regularly cleaned.

As a lib'rul who loathes Musk, lemme just say, from the admittedly little I know about it, Tesla Takedown strikes me as stupid. Musk is already a billionaire, and he's already left DOGE. If Tesla fails outright, it won't really hurt him (he's already inconceivably rich and he has other companies). But it will hurt workers, and people who bought the cars (most before he outed himself as a Nazi), and the progress of the fight against climate disaster. You're gonna *fight* an electric car / battery storage / solar power company? Seriously? Counterproductive. What we *should* be pushing for is not taking down Tesla, but Tesla Without Musk. I want to see his ass fired.

Looks amazing. Futuristique with retro vibes. I’m digging it. Your hate toward Elon blinding you mate.

Im Young and in digging it. Looks sexy as fk

You nailed it with the jetsons!!!! Everything he’s trying to do is geared towards futuristic stuff… joke

Nice try Adrian Dittman

TLDR: Nazis are fine if they employ people.

Based on reviews they dont have to do anything, restaurant is damaging the the reputation on its own.

Sippin' on Gin and Jews

I can't stand this Nazi Cnut and I get what you are saying. He is the fake face of Tesla and needs to go. He created a toxic image for the brand and for the company itself. I would hate to see an American car brand and it's workers torched for good because of this 🐴🕳️. He absolutely needs to go. He is a cancer to America. Maybe the company can right itself again, but it's going to be tough.

Swastikantine

I get what you're saying about protecting shared goals and people, but Leon did this to himself. You don't think if his share price falls under $200 he won't start cutting staff? It's not our responsibility to care for his workers, that's his. But he was too busy trying to "own the libs" to realize that he was going to hurt the main people that supported. We're not fighting Tesla, we're fighting to keep billionaires out of politics - as it so happens, Leon is patient Zero. And the argument that we'll hurt people with cars? I mean, I still see Saturns on the road. I think Tesla owners will pivot to another vehicle if this one doesn't work out.

It has high reviews apparently on Google.

I saw the bacon they promise va what one customer got It feels totally in line with tesla quality and grift The server probably said, "it's three slices so within specs"

If you think Musk is untouchable just because he's a billionaire, you're missing how precarious his position actually is. The vast majority of his "wealth" is tied up in Tesla stock, not actual liquid assets. And much of his borrowing power comes from using that stock as collateral. If Tesla's value drops enough, debt holders can force him to sell—triggering a downward spiral that could ripple into his other companies. This is part of a broader financial sleight of hand. Musk—and he's not alone in this—leverages a triple exploit of the system: 1. He takes out massive loans using Tesla shares as collateral, avoiding taxes because loans aren’t considered income. 2. He can deduct paper losses or interest costs to reduce his companies' tax burden. 3. He wields financial power as if it were liquid wealth, despite it being locked in volatile equity. So yes, a collapse of Tesla would absolutely hurt him, especially if it undermines his ability to prop up other ventures. He’s not immune. And we need to stop using workers and consumers as a moral shield to protect corrupt or bloated systems. If jobs only exist to maintain Musk’s illusion of success, those jobs aren’t sustainable anyway. Innovation and industry won't vanish if Tesla falls—other companies will fill the void. That’s how markets work, right? Finally, Musk is Tesla. The board is effectively under his influence. He's the brand, the hype, the narrative driver. Without him, most of Tesla’s valuation disappears. “Tesla without Musk” isn’t realistic—it’s a fantasy designed to avoid uncomfortable truths about power and accountability.

They're likely already doing so because of the sketchy and overpriced food. Paying arena prices for garbage food is very on brand so I'm sure the restrooms get blasted by the hour. Matter of time before they don't make it.

Because cultists can't give it 5 star's on Google?

80 years ago

Quite honestly, I think the diner will take itself down. The trouble is, Musk will keep running into the ground just like the CT

No, that's authentic ass that you're smelling.

I honestly think this thing's imploding on its own already. A protest or two couldn't hurt, I suppose.

Pure genius!

I wouldn't put all retro-futurism in one basket. It can be done right, take Hyundai Ioniq 5 for example. It just screams 1980s, yet is a great modern car. It's just that Elon, predictably, sucks at this aesthetic.

I read somewhere that they use organic eggs and that's clearly a victory for the woke mind virus.