Tesla's Cybertruck Drives Itself to the Repair Shop | Catamist News

AI generated. Pretty sure nothing in there is true.

It doesn't even work with a human driving it.. no way a broken cybertruck will ever be able to do this on its own.

It's a joke. Satire.

The joke is that it's driving to the shop to get repaired straight out of the factory because they are built broken.

It is a silly website I'm working on to convert news into kid friendly stories from the perspective of dystopian cats but sometimes I'll just post a random silly article like this because why not? I saw one written about the Ford Lightning like this and decided it would have been funnier if it were about cybertrucks. (BTW it's not production quality even remotely and as of now it just takes horrible not kid-friendly stories and "catifies" them with the same shitty puns every hour. This one was a direct post though)

... Oh. Well, jesus, mark it as satire in some way then :> Most of what is posted here are news stories. I support the vision for cat-based The Onion-style headlines, but I totally did not pick up on any of that, and I'm not a total illiterati

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It's fucking stupid. Find a new hobby.

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Bold of you to assume it’s drivable

Auto going back and never come back...

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Intentional lol

LOL well maybe I should pivot from trying to get the filter to give kid-friendly news and make a children's news site to just a goofy satire site.

I believe in you :>

No really thank you, I haven't been motivated to work on this in many months but have some time coming up and I like the idea of it being a sort of onion told from the perspective of robotic cats taking over our dystopia.

I wish my Chevy could do that. 🤷

lol 🤣on this sub? They can’t tell the difference here… because the whole thing already seems like a bad joke