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Tesla Optimus learning Kung Fu

twinbee | 2025-10-04 11:17 | 1547 views

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Korti213 2025-10-04 11:20

Why do we keep teaching them how to fight us

short_bus_genius 2025-10-04 11:21

Is this tele remote? Meaning is there a guy off screen in a tracking suit giving movement instructions to Optimus?

twinbee 2025-10-04 11:22

Elon [confirmed](https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1974341720944017505) it was not tele-operated.

Fire69 2025-10-04 11:28

Let's not trust too much on what Elon says. But even if it was tele-operated the movements are still very impressive

sparkyblaster 2025-10-04 11:29

I don't see how it could be. Balance between a human and robot wouldn't be the same.

sparkyblaster 2025-10-04 11:31

I don't see how it could be teleoporated when it's having to balance. Humans and robots are not the same, and even if they were, physics isn't that identical.  Whenever I have seen anything teleoperated it's been torso up only.

Salategnohc16 2025-10-04 11:31

I would say that doing the balancing of something like this while tele operated would be very hard

lemlurker 2025-10-04 11:35

Upper body is lilly telepresence, balance done automatically

HassananeBalal 2025-10-04 11:37

This new version of The Matrix is weird af

ken830 2025-10-04 11:39

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1974341720944017505?t=1Wok-2QCZLyc27WOQBIq1w&s=19 >Al, not tele-operated

Puzzled-Wind9286 2025-10-04 11:40

I know Kung Fu.

garageindego 2025-10-04 11:42

I do feel this will come back later to haunt us.

mes213 2025-10-04 11:43

Trebek: "No you do not!"

GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B 2025-10-04 11:52

That's some Cyberpunk shit. This literally is in the Cyberpunk game. Gonks gonna get it.

coldbeers 2025-10-04 11:57

Elon tweeted to say it was all AI, no remote

nametaken_thisonetoo 2025-10-04 11:58

Must be true then

squired 2025-10-04 11:59

You mean the second guy holding the remote control literally standing behind them on-screen?

Poncherelly 2025-10-04 12:00

The next Bollywood Matrix movie is going to be lit!

IllustriousSimple297 2025-10-04 12:00

finally no cgi video of a robot doing obstacle course

twinbee 2025-10-04 12:00

As if they wouldn't be able to learn themselves once AI becomes strong enough. And that also implies that they wouldn't be strong enough to overpower us even without any martial arts training at all.

squired 2025-10-04 12:01

Huh... What's the guy holding the remote literally onscreen behind them doing?

numb2pain 2025-10-04 12:02

Question I’m sailing they all share the same db . So if 1 learns something does that mean they all will ???

twinbee 2025-10-04 12:02

Yes, I'd trust him over what Reddit says any day of the week, especially for binary statements like this.

nametaken_thisonetoo 2025-10-04 12:04

Lol

twinbee 2025-10-04 12:05

Funny to see the other robots dangling in the background, like some scifi movie.

twinbee 2025-10-04 12:05

I assume this is still Optimus 2 not 3?

twinbee 2025-10-04 12:08

And which don't involve prediction.

VIDGuide 2025-10-04 12:08

It’s the non-binary ones that you gotta watch him on..

ChunkySalsaMedium 2025-10-04 12:09

You are joking right?

sparkyblaster 2025-10-04 12:09

Sure, easy to have the kegs keep it balanced with no significant movement for walking etc.  Kicks and stuff like this is a while other matter.

_dogzilla 2025-10-04 12:09

Lol it even does the Henry Cavell shotgun fist reload

VIDGuide 2025-10-04 12:10

very iRobot :)

datadr-12 2025-10-04 12:12

Seriously. We have all seen enough movies to know how this is gonna end.

squired 2025-10-04 12:13

What an odd comment. Can you not see the dude behind and to the left of them with your own eyes? You can literally see the controller as he walks toward the camera at the end to tell the programmers that one of the movements needs to be tweaked.

Kind-Log4159 2025-10-04 12:17

It’s Optimus 2.5, V3 design has not been finalized. Once V3 is finalized 2026 will be the supply chain startup

plastic_jungle 2025-10-04 12:19

I would assume it’s an emergency stop or something. There’s no way he’s controlling such complex movement with his thumbs lol

johnny_ringo 2025-10-04 12:20

Looks pretty choreographed

anothercynic2112 2025-10-04 12:21

Has no one ever seen a single science fiction movie?

caseypatrickdriscoll 2025-10-04 12:26

He lies constantly.

squired 2025-10-04 12:26

How do you think we fly acro quads? How do you control a video game with far more complex movements? You aren't controlling the movements down to the digits, you are directing macro movements and triggering pretrained routines.

Smartimess 2025-10-04 12:27

He is operating the human with the chimpinterface brain implants, silly. Does anyone remember these?

ChunkySalsaMedium 2025-10-04 12:27

HE IS CONTROLLING THE RACK ABOVE

twinbee 2025-10-04 12:29

Source for 2.5?

MathematicianNew2770 2025-10-04 12:29

Give it a year, and boy, are we in so much trouble. "I need your boots, your key, and your motorcycle"

astros1991 2025-10-04 12:30

Right? What a dumb comment. It’s for the bridge crane for the tether obviously..

astros1991 2025-10-04 12:31

For the bridge crane to move left and right. The robot is tethered to it.

boosthungry 2025-10-04 12:31

Yeah, it's not fighting, it's just doing a preprogrammed dance.

grabsomeplates 2025-10-04 12:33

Optimus needs to get off his heels

srbmfodder 2025-10-04 12:34

Just like the FSD demo 10 years ago was "real"

squired 2025-10-04 12:37

Is that what we're going with? Can you not see that all other racks in the video are simple pulley tracks? Why would you need a remote controlled tether over a passive pulley? And I'm glad you brought that up.. Why is he on a tether for a tech demo in the first place when all the other companies are already battery powered? > The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. (George Orwell, 1984)

IllustratorSudden221 2025-10-04 12:40

If we are afraid our iPhones are listening to us who the hell is going to want one of these walking around their house?

onlyrudedog 2025-10-04 12:41

Was coming to say the same thing

SteveWin1234 2025-10-04 12:47

depend squeeze fact sip dolls books ad hoc nose sink humor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev/home)*

davidtcf 2025-10-04 12:51

The robot's kung fu seems weak tho.

Harryhodl 2025-10-04 12:56

So does China

Comfortable-Spell-75 2025-10-04 12:57

Bless your heart.

FatBloke4 2025-10-04 12:57

Yes. We should be teaching them first aid/CPR, how to swap a tyre, rescue drowning people/animals or how to cook and clean.

iMartien 2025-10-04 13:04

It looks like pre-recorded movement to me, the dude is responding to the bots movements, not the other way around.

hitchhikerjim 2025-10-04 13:05

Oh good -- we've taught robots to get exercise so that we don't have to!

kfmaster 2025-10-04 13:08

The original source: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1944661607675842711

Kind-Log4159 2025-10-04 13:10

It’s pretty obvious from the design

barvazduck 2025-10-04 13:13

Keeping balance during the kick can't be faked with tele remote or a scripted dance.

Director-on-reddit 2025-10-04 13:15

We are about to get actual fighter robots

riazrahman 2025-10-04 13:15

So elon can sell them to the war department

Cuttingwater_ 2025-10-04 13:17

This just looks like a scripted / recorded sequence of movements. Still cool but not at all ‘learning’ more like ‘copying’

tsereg 2025-10-04 13:19

It isn't learning anything, it's choreographed.

Snoo93079 2025-10-04 13:25

What does that have to do with anything?

Snoo93079 2025-10-04 13:26

That doesn't answer the real question is whether this was all a pre programmed routine.

Dino_Spaceman 2025-10-04 13:29

Or it’s teleoperation like all the others have been. The guy’s action at the end speaking to someone offscreen makes me think remote operator in the room just off camera is right. Either way this is almost certainly like the 10th or 15th attempt where the sparring partner finally got the right choreography to match when the bot was doing to make it pretend it was an actual match.

bigpoppa611 2025-10-04 13:29

Let’s get two Optimuses to fight each other.

CRjose96 2025-10-04 13:29

Next year: Tesla Optimus learning how to shoot

matroosoft 2025-10-04 13:31

Disney has teleoperated robots for their films. They balance themselves but other motions can be teleoperated https://youtu.be/BFiBZI3nqhQ&t=10m30s

Dino_Spaceman 2025-10-04 13:31

My guess is two people are controlling the bot. One offscreen behind the camera is teleoperating the arms and torso. The guy behind with the controller is operating the legs and positioning.

SodaPopin5ki 2025-10-04 13:38

To be fair, all the martial arts you see in movies is choreographed like this. Secondly, there are plenty of two person katas that look like this. It's still considered martial arts, but not sparring or fighting.

Crappy-_-Username 2025-10-04 13:41

The employees in the background suggest that it is learning or at least doing things differently than previous runs. No doubt it was shown or programmed a routine and gone through it many times. But When pushed “whoa that was siiiick” and kill switch guy at the end said “so wait this one was “ with hand movements. So it is possibly learning improving and adapting as it goes

Terrible-Lake-1036 2025-10-04 13:46

Clanker

Plabbi 2025-10-04 13:48

Thank god. I would like its vacuuming, cooking and carwashing to be good but awful at maiming and murdering.

deadthoma5 2025-10-04 13:50

*What I've Done* DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY

vypergts 2025-10-04 13:50

Did it just reload its fists?

lazermaniac 2025-10-04 13:54

We've got more jerky movement & very clearly pre-scripted animation sets which the human was responding to. This is years behind the curve, honestly.

jimmystar889 2025-10-04 13:56

The crazy thing about this is that the robots will actually be able to fight like in the movies

twinbee 2025-10-04 14:05

That was said back in July.

Manburpig 2025-10-04 14:07

This is the dumbest shit I've seen today... It's early so maybe something dumber will come along. Who knows.

[deleted] 2025-10-04 14:07

Can he make me a cup of coffee first before we can start sparring.

Competitive_Guava_33 2025-10-04 14:09

It's a rehearsed dance. The guy is responding to everything the robot does. There's nothing the bot does that is in reaction to anything the guy does

Tesla_CA 2025-10-04 14:10

lol! So true 😳

SodaPopin5ki 2025-10-04 14:12

I take it that AI was used to "learn" the movements, which were choreographed, like any kata.

Snoo93079 2025-10-04 14:18

Yeah. The beauty of this post for Tesla is that it looks like the robot is interacting with the human but really it's not. The human is interacting with the robot. The ambiguity is the point.

Spider_pig448 2025-10-04 14:19

It's for sure pre-programmed

jabroni4545 2025-10-04 14:19

Screw that. I want a Kung fu security bot. And people are already making humanoid robots fight each other.

shortstop803 2025-10-04 14:21

That looked less like ai and more like it was running a script.

Chemisflav 2025-10-04 14:22

As in the video was AI generated? /s

jabroni4545 2025-10-04 14:23

That's exactly how you first start learning. Repetitive choreography.

diamondbiscuit 2025-10-04 14:28

So Elon can walk out on stage with a bunch of bots doing dumb kung fu moves

Taylooor 2025-10-04 14:32

Credits?

azsheepdog 2025-10-04 14:36

unless its a marvel movie then you get the sneak peak at the end.

Taylooor 2025-10-04 14:37

Please don’t give it guns, lots of guns

strawboard 2025-10-04 14:37

Elon said it was AI, but given you won’t believe that, the interaction with the human kinda easily disproves pre planning,

Taylooor 2025-10-04 14:39

Let’s get two Optimi to fight a bear

URFIR3D 2025-10-04 14:59

Or it could just be choreographed…

Unfair_Cicada 2025-10-04 15:00

How about make the robot do some real work in the factory making cars ? Robot dancing and Kong fu are just wasting our investor money.

datadr-12 2025-10-04 15:01

Post-credits😊

Spudly42 2025-10-04 15:06

Who would believe him? Grok consistently says he's the most dishonest person out there. I hope it's true, though!

CR8VJUC 2025-10-04 15:06

We aren’t going to make it, are we? Humans, I mean.

DammatBeevis666 2025-10-04 15:10

Choreographed, not learning

[deleted] 2025-10-04 15:10

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CommunismDoesntWork 2025-10-04 15:15

No he doesn't

[deleted] 2025-10-04 15:17

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bigpoppa611 2025-10-04 15:23

Now, there’s a good idea! I’d pay to see that

Da_Vader 2025-10-04 15:27

Elon's gonna do a pay-per-view special with 2 robots with different colored underwear fighting each other.

twent4 2025-10-04 15:32

It is. It's the Matrix dojo fight.

Draftytap334 2025-10-04 15:32

Elon is building an army and coming for those out to get him! Lol 💀 😆

nanihikaru01 2025-10-04 15:37

show me.

Outaouais_Guy 2025-10-04 15:40

In most cases there is a person behind the camera who is operating the robot. In reality, these robots are barely functional on their own.

m0viestar 2025-10-04 15:44

Yes this footage definitely reminds me of Fong Sai-Yuk

Electrical_Quality_6 2025-10-04 15:52

i thinj its from the matrix movies seems like most if the moves are the same

strawboard 2025-10-04 15:59

Idk the landing rockets, and mass produced EVs, and global satellite internet, and private astronaut spaceflight made me a lot more wary of what Reddit says than Elon.

cowboy_poet 2025-10-04 16:09

I don't own enough Tesla stock 😔

[deleted] 2025-10-04 16:11

No

Cuttingwater_ 2025-10-04 16:19

He also said the robots at that party were real the first time and not telepresence (reality). I still think these are awesome robots but I’ll believe it’s actually ai when they show the raw logs and running code at the same time

Legitimate_Oil_5667 2025-10-04 16:31

We are so cooked😭

Muhahahahaz 2025-10-04 16:40

IKnowKungFu.GIF

invest__t 2025-10-04 16:45

Bc robo fighting is gonna be massive one day. Can you imagine these things in a ring

SubprimeOptimus 2025-10-04 16:52

Choreographed AF

Outaouais_Guy 2025-10-04 16:55

>Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff asked the Tesla Optimus robot for a Coke during a demo, and the robot initially paused, cut off its response, and then offered to go to the kitchen to check with Benioff. The video of this interaction, featuring the robot's slow movements and awkward responses, went viral in September 2025 and prompted widespread skepticism about Optimus's capabilities. https://mashable.com/article/tesla-optimus-grok-robot-video

[deleted] 2025-10-04 16:57

None of that was teleoperation. It was all AI. Yes it lagged a bit dude so dont buy it but the rest of us know what its worth when its ready for sale

jjmorri22 2025-10-04 16:59

Maybe don’t teach the robots kung fu?

Outaouais_Guy 2025-10-04 16:59

Maybe so, but it's not like they haven't been caught doing it before.

strawboard 2025-10-04 17:05

Somehow even then you’ll find a way to not believe it and/or move the goal post.

Sufficient-Clock-567 2025-10-04 17:07

“Terminator? Never seen it, why?”

brookswashere12 2025-10-04 17:10

Why’s there a guy controlling it with a controller??

fridder 2025-10-04 17:20

Yeah I don’t trust Tesla to be above board about this

GeniusEE 2025-10-04 17:21

It's teleoperated. Meh

Lostbot218 2025-10-04 17:33

I think the better word is “dance”. The two are just doing a dance routine.

Faangdevmanager 2025-10-04 17:35

It prepares blocks before the human initiates the attack. The bot didn’t learn anything, it’s an animatronic running a preprogrammed routine.

Admirable-Ad-9054 2025-10-04 17:36

So who is in the robot shell.

Bakerstreet74 2025-10-04 17:37

Because life isn’t Matrix enough.

splashthecash 2025-10-04 18:01

I laughed out loud at this! 😂😂

waddee 2025-10-04 18:11

It has to start somewhere

[deleted] 2025-10-04 18:25

They haven't been "caught" doing anything beyond redditor delusions

TomatoHistorical2326 2025-10-04 18:31

That strap on its back tells everything

Ratspeed 2025-10-04 18:33

So they can defend themselves from the cruelty of humanity.

bktiger86 2025-10-04 18:35

I was about to say the same thing! I bet they did that on purpose like an Easter Egg.

SonicDethmonkey 2025-10-04 18:36

Exactly. I feel like this is no different than teaching an assembly robot how to position a part or move it to another location. It is apparent that it isn’t reacting to the other person’s moves, just repeating a sequence of events.

SonicDethmonkey 2025-10-04 18:37

It is definitely choreographed/pre-learned.

miraculum_one 2025-10-04 19:01

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

rideincircles 2025-10-04 19:15

The billionaires will have robot armies in around 5 years.

Witext 2025-10-04 19:29

Yeah, the impressive part is the Motorics & balance during all of it. But yeah this says nothing of the AI

[deleted] 2025-10-04 19:42

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strawboard 2025-10-04 19:50

Those achievements were all made possible by Elon. Without Elon none of these things would have happened. The engineers and technicians are interchangeable. Leadership is not. That's the hard truth sorry. Starting and running 6 distinct multi billion dollar companies is not a fluke or coincidence. Otherwise Tesla and SpaceX would not be as unique successes as they are.

[deleted] 2025-10-04 19:54

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strawboard 2025-10-04 20:07

Great question. When a visionary leader dies, the company generally coasts on what it has while taking less risks and innovating less. Apple after Steve Jobs died is a prime example of this. In terms of running his businesses, yes Elon runs all of them. He is a prolific micro manager, and is well known for personally firing people at all levels of his organizations for not delivering results - which is how you can see without a leader like that, a company begins to rot. Just because I realize he is a successful businessman does not imply that I agree with all of his public actions.

Sticky230 2025-10-04 20:07

Great now fucking Elon Musk can have an army of robots to take over the world and get rid of minorities.

I_AM_AN_AEROPLANE 2025-10-04 20:19

The delusion one is you, fanboying.

qu1etus 2025-10-04 20:19

That’s not terrifying at all.

DevinOlsen 2025-10-04 20:28

Very cool

sparkyblaster 2025-10-04 20:33

That's more like an RC car with a joystick.  Only teleoperated we have seen from Tesla is the VR setup. I guess sure this could be more like the Disney one.

jekksy 2025-10-04 20:41

Optimus moves like Keanu. Lol

[deleted] 2025-10-04 20:43

I don’t think there was much AI working there…if any. Lots of those sequences were pre-programmed and the bot just strung them together.

[deleted] 2025-10-04 20:44

Source? Or just plain luddite bs as is the norm for this sub at this point

EgoCaballus 2025-10-04 20:44

Even if these are not autonomous, they would be useful as avatars to go into dangerous environments.

[deleted] 2025-10-04 20:45

We shall all see shan't we? They are literally going to sell these bots so I dont know who is being delusional here but definitely not investors and wall street

-QuestionMark- 2025-10-04 21:01

The balance of Optimus here makes me think it's not tele-operated like almost all the previous videos we've seen. I do think this is just a pre-programed set of moves though, it's not reacting in real time to what the human is doing. Although I do believe that the choreographed routine does "pause" for a moment, wait for the human to push it, then un-pause to go back into the routine.

Dino_Spaceman 2025-10-04 21:14

Possibly. It’s definitely in either way not reacting to what it sees. It’s hard to tell, but it appears the guy in the background with the controller is controlling the legs/positioning. So he is controlling it like a drone moving it closer and further away, telling it to kick and such. Not the upper body, just the lower body.

[deleted] 2025-10-04 21:15

Just watch the movements after the push. It’s pretty clear that an AI wouldn’t “choose” to do that.

Peteybells 2025-10-04 21:35

Uhoh jajaja

carsonthecarsinogen 2025-10-04 21:46

The push is what’s most important/ impressive imo. The bot catching itself and rebalancing is learning. That’s not a pre-programmed sequence that happens the same way everytime. Someone is pushing it from a different angle with a different force each time and it’s able to stay upright. The kung fu is just for show/ marketing.

xenosthemutant 2025-10-04 22:01

It's a kata. They didn't exactly make this clear, but that's what you do when you are learning a martial art. A series of preset offensive & defensive moves that help you practice specific attacks and counters in a dynamic situation.

Mudddy1 2025-10-04 22:06

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.

dalitortoise 2025-10-04 22:17

I can buy a Unitree G1 right now that makes the Optimus look like a tech demo.

Lancaster61 2025-10-04 22:30

They’re not. This is just a dance routine disguised as king fu.

SultanOfSwave 2025-10-04 23:46

Lol. But have you seen them in action? My four year old could trash them. https://youtu.be/2kqdA27zspE?si=PhDPcEIhPD5jTO1N

whobroughtthetongs 2025-10-04 23:52

This robot alone would defeat sooo many people if it gained proficiency with hand to hand. What's next, we're going to teach it how to wield a baton and knife?

Jasoncatt 2025-10-05 00:03

That’s how I kung Fu when I get back from the pub early on Sunday.

tikstar 2025-10-05 00:08

What's the point of this? Show me the robot putting away my damn groceries!

Schemebandit 2025-10-05 00:14

Literally

-BluBone- 2025-10-05 00:14

Didn't anyone watch Battlestar Galactica? Or any science-fiction thing ever?!

-BluBone- 2025-10-05 00:15

We're not gonna make it to the credits

[deleted] 2025-10-05 00:24

I swear Optimus did a Henry Cavill fist pumping or warm up (Mission Impossible - Fallout) close to the end of the video. Tesla might have another optionality coming up - private security or the US gov (military).

SubRedTed 2025-10-05 00:50

This should be illegal

EX_TX817 2025-10-05 01:06

How about teaching Optimus to complete tasks that are dangerous for humans instead of how to physically fight u?. They should be mining heavy metals for batteries.

UpstairsTop4623 2025-10-05 01:43

The bot gestured to “come at me bro” lol

Roboculon 2025-10-05 01:56

That makes sense, after all this is only the first few days of Optimus showing what it can do. Oh wait, no that was 4 years ago now.

PositiveRate_Gear_Up 2025-10-05 01:58

Think that’s so of this. Humans are going to be semi reluctant to purchase an autonomous robot to vacuum (they already have a roomba) or fold laundry. They likely don’t think it’ll cook w/o burning the house down, and even if it can it’ll be forever hung up on any recipe that says “salt to taste”. But the DoD…sorry DoW would love to spend billions on a get to be proven humanoid robot that could go clear out buildings one after another and never worry about death, following orders etc. They could even be used to “police” cities, instead of our own troops…and I’m sure Elon will give a discount as part of the bets program.

ArgonWilde 2025-10-05 01:59

I have a weird thing where my elbows will feel very uncomfortable, unless I do the superman arm reload. They make a loud "crack" and they're good as new again, for another hour or two until I have to do it again.

kkessler64 2025-10-05 02:16

More like one is doing a dance routine. The machine is just going through a set of pre-programmed steps, and trying not to fall over.

tapatio_man 2025-10-05 03:48

Per the original post on X, no.

astalimba 2025-10-05 08:34

Can you rent me a trial and research?

Curious-Ratio9416 2025-10-05 09:30

Good teach them fake fighting skills. When the robot revolution starts we can at least have a chance to win.

SabretoothPenguin 2025-10-05 10:04

I see your point; however this is an interesting demo of the agility of the robot. A few months ago the demonstration was making the robot walk slowly without falling...

NinjaN-SWE 2025-10-05 10:11

They're in deep shit as this is worse than what we see china push out from multiple different companies weekly.

wwwz 2025-10-05 10:12

Optimus sounds like my joints

SickNoise 2025-10-05 13:02

that's how kids start learning. by copying adults

tanaeem 2025-10-05 13:23

It is almost certainly teleoperated.

StretcherEctum 2025-10-05 14:06

Not remote. All ai.

gre-0021 2025-10-05 14:10

10 more years and we’ll hit iRobot, the Optimus robots are already slowly getting there. Now they just need a pale, translucent, silicone face

Traditional_Okra2676 2025-10-05 14:20

If it can punch and jump, what’s stopping it from pulling the trigger?

Illustrious_Trade610 2025-10-05 14:56

Lol very true the script is is already written 😆

LVisagie 2025-10-05 16:20

train Optimus with MMA fight videos

Kapuchinchilla 2025-10-05 17:07

CPR, bro, if a robot in this stage uses pressure on your chest, you are going to get crushed.

FatBloke4 2025-10-05 17:10

That's why they need practice/patches.

Kapuchinchilla 2025-10-05 17:32

Bots could have a built in AED, no CPR needed.

nitekreeper8 2025-10-05 18:06

Everybody was kung fu byte-ting

Difficult_Limit2718 2025-10-05 18:09

That push was sawft

carsonthecarsinogen 2025-10-05 18:27

Yea it would’ve been more impressive if he put his full force into the bot. Point still stands, just like Optimus.

mystery1411 2025-10-05 19:53

It's actually easier to hardcore movements than teleoperate something like this. At most, I can see someone press move a or move b and other presets rather than moving joints with a joystick.

bigpoppa611 2025-10-05 19:57

While on top of a car and simultaneously driving it via Bluetooth

ShotBandicoot7 2025-10-05 22:01

Don‘t believe in this one, mate. As long as he can‘t hand out popcorn (very simple task), why would he be able to fight like this? Looks very pre-choreographed but anyway this will get downvoted because hype must go on.

CharlesMTF 2025-10-05 23:31

Best comment ☝️☝️ Right there!!!

IguaneRouge 2025-10-06 01:06

3 years ago. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TQA4iYEU1Ew&pp=ygUXcm9ib3QgYXQgc2hvb3RpbmcgcmFuZ2U%3D

Lichensuperfood 2025-10-06 02:13

It isn't learning anything. It has no idea what sequence of events it has been programmed for until that line of code plays out. Expensive toaster

primerosauxilious 2025-10-06 04:30

surprised there are not more comments saying this. This one is far behind those

supersurfer92 2025-10-06 04:33

Why can’t we just do folding laundry and doing dishes?

bremidon 2025-10-06 06:41

As I have a couple of similar things, I can strongly suggest looking into the right stretches. It will not completely eliminate the problem, but you won't have to do it every hour or two \*plus\* it's just a generally good idea anyway.

bremidon 2025-10-06 06:41

Yep. I only have a year or two, but I remember the katas. I thought this looked a lot like one of them.

bremidon 2025-10-06 06:42

It has already been confirmed that it is not tele-operated.

bremidon 2025-10-06 06:43

Me too. Sorry you are getting downvotes, but I guess we both know who is doing it.

bremidon 2025-10-06 06:45

Given how many people have iPhones and given how many people don't seem to care, I doubt this will be an issue. Maybe it \*should\* be an issue, but it will not be one.

bremidon 2025-10-06 06:48

Do you know what a kata is? It is pretty much \*literally\* a "martial arts script". (Kata in Japanese literally means form or pattern)

bremidon 2025-10-06 06:50

It's not. It is almost certainly performing a choreographed kata, though. Dunno if you know what that is, or if it helps, but there ya go.

robocarl 2025-10-06 07:42

I wonder how many takes they did to fit the prerecorded sequence of moves correctly

No_Combination_6429 2025-10-06 09:15

What could go wrong?

Dr_Pippin 2025-10-06 14:07

At first I was going to say "you do know those are for different things, right?", but then I realized that's a dumb question because you obviously don't. AED - automated external defibrillator. This is used when the heart is in a life-threatening abnormal rhythm. This does not start a stopped heart. TV shows almost always get this wrong. CPR - cardiopulmonary resuscitation. This is when the heart is not creating a pulse and the patient is dead. You are compressing the heart to circulate blood, effectively creating a heart beat. You do this to buy time until actual responders can arrive and start BLS or ALS.

zslszh 2025-10-06 14:16

Robots don’t end civilization. Humans do

aptwo 2025-10-06 16:38

In honesty, Kung Fu is nothing but for show.

Unhappy_Yoghurt_4022 2025-10-06 17:58

We are smart enough to design them, not smart enough to think of long term consequences

Legitimate-Space-279 2025-10-06 19:05

Military training too I hope

mohelgamal 2025-10-07 00:09

Honestly, If we are going to be invading another country, I would much rather we do it with expendable robots taking cold, calculating decisions over panicked 19 year olds scared shitless and shooting everything than moves around them. Better all around for everyone involved.

FSMwarrior9 2025-10-07 01:09

How about teaching it to fold and put away laundry or scoop dog poop. That feels like something I might want to farm out to a machine.

Quin1617 2025-10-07 03:00

We literally had all of this spelled out for us in a movie. Multiple movies actually.

Fit-Stress3300 2025-10-07 04:19

The thing Boston Dynamics have been doing for more than one decade is what impress you? Have you seen the Chinese robots being abused on the streets? Optimus is so far behind it is laughable.

pkingdesign 2025-10-07 04:43

This is so embarrassing.

riazrahman 2025-10-07 10:31

What about when Trump deploys them to your city to stop free speech

carsonthecarsinogen 2025-10-07 13:34

The thing that took Boston dynamics more than 2 decades to do is impressive when a car company does it in 3 years.. yea that’s impressive

Ddot1001 2025-10-07 14:35

Why is the first thing they do with robots is teach them to fight? How about gardening....🤣🤣🤣

hooblyshoobly 2025-10-07 14:36

It's a vastly different environment technologically now than when Boston Dynamics started and tesla has far more cash to invest.

carsonthecarsinogen 2025-10-07 14:49

Sure but does that mean this isn’t impressive? Which is subjective anyway.. Idk why I even bother

hilldog4lyfe 2025-10-07 15:30

Says Elon…

hilldog4lyfe 2025-10-07 15:31

Elon also confirmed he was a top gamer

mohelgamal 2025-10-07 19:09

He already have a thousands MAGA 20 year olds who are itching to be the new gestabo and pillage and rape all the minorities around. He doesn’t need a 120lb robot who may or may not work

Videoplushair 2025-10-07 23:36

There’s a really skinny dude inside this.

Oraclelec13 2025-10-08 05:14

How advanced is it compared to Boston Dynamic? Or others companies ?

Bharny 2025-10-08 05:40

Can't wait for a Jax in a couple of years.

Snoo51352 2025-10-08 07:08

Hahahas

Patient_Jury_7996 2025-10-08 11:38

The moves look similar to Neo’s and Morpheus training scene in The Matrix

ScoobyGDSTi 2025-10-08 11:40

So lame and pathetic....

DryLaw7253 2025-10-08 19:50

ai will know every single type of hand combat technique in the blink of an eye. could be an issue.

Time_Resolve8982 2025-10-09 00:55

Maybe time to stop training him?)

Ok-Scientist-2127 2025-11-12 08:10

The lil double hops to stabilize itself was interesting

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